For the "TWAT'S" among us!!!!

[lewdandlicentious]

I like that. Thanks, I'm fine (for a twat). P.

"Supercalimexitwatandfuckingtwaterona!!!"

 

[Guest]

That's completely Twatstanding!!!!

Yup Fucking Twatstanding!!!

 

[English Lady]

I missed all the twating fun


Lonely twat xxxx

 

[Guest]

Hey ho.

 

[English Lady]

Are you calling me a Ho now too?


geees!

 

[Guest]

Are you calling me a Ho now too?


geees!

Bahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Too fucking funny!!!

You twat!

 

[English Lady]

well i do try


or in fact I am extremely trying...


I love all this twatting stuff. Its damn good stuff!

 

[Guest]

well i do try


or in fact I am extremely trying...


I love all this twatting stuff. Its damn good stuff!

You don't think Lew and I have gone slightly OTT, though?

 

[English Lady]

Lou..well you are both twatting royalty...surely over doing it comes as part of the job description?

 

[Guest]

Lou..well you are both twatting royalty...surely over doing it comes as part of the job description?

Yes, very true! It is our duty to Twat in an overtly twatting manner.

 

[English Lady]

Twat on Sister!!

 

[Twatlou]

LOL! Twatting on in a big way!

I could NOT resist getting this ID!!!

Bahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

You think Lew will be impressed?

TWATlou

 

[English Lady]

oh Twatlou...

you twat.


Lew will be impressed i'm more than sure

 

[Twatlou]

oh Twatlou...

you twat.


Lew will be impressed i'm more than sure

I think there's something wrong with me. LOL

I'm obsessed!!!

What a twat, eh?

 

[English Lady]

Awww but you're a lovely twat Lou -if a little obsessive

 

[Twatlou]

Awww but you're a lovely twat Lou -if a little obsessive

Awww, thank you, you silly twat.

 

[English Lady]

my pleasure virgin twat!

 

[Belegon]

you're all just silly twats....

 

[Guest]

you're all just silly twats....

Thank you.

 

[English Lady]

northern twat

loony twat

silly twat


I'm moving up the ranks

 

[gauchecritic]

Proposal

for official thread anthem.

From The Streets' album 'A Grand Don't Come For Free'

"such a twat"


(chorus)

"Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that
Coz yeah it felt like we were through though
But I could've ruined it, I’m such a twat"


Gauche

 

[Guest]

northern twat

loony twat

silly twat


I'm moving up the ranks

Yep, before you know it you'll be Fairy Godmother Twat.

 

[Guest]

Re: Proposal

for official thread anthem.

From The Streets' album 'A Grand Don't Come For Free'

"such a twat"


(chorus)

"Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that
Coz yeah it felt like we were through though
But I could've ruined it, I’m such a twat"


Gauche

Excellent!

I'm playing it now.

You twat.

Lou

 

[English Lady]

Yep, before you know it you'll be Fairy Godmother Twat.

Will I then get a wand? oooh think what I can do with that

 

[Twatlou]

Will I then get a wand? oooh think what I can do with that

Yes, you lucky Twat.