For You (oh yeah and you too)

[Evil_Geoff]

*le sigh*

I only wish someone were in my asshole.

thats what i'm sayin' !!! lol

hey! I thought I was!

Y'all keep it up! Just keep it up!

Next thing you know, DVS is going to have you bent over with your cheeks spread.

Or I will.

 

[Netzach]

Don't mind me I'm just lurking for the ass eating innuendo...

 

[Homburg]

I, too, am enjoying the talk of anal invasion.

 

[intothewoods]

This is a shocking turn of events! I feel so out of the loop. I had no idea all of this...ass fucking talk was going on behind the scenes!

 

[DeservingBitch]

While you all wait for some hot ass action, check this out. Steel ass hooks. Great for bondage if you're so inclined.

 

[intothewoods]

While you all wait for some hot ass action, check this out. Steel ass hooks. Great for bondage if you're so inclined.

The hook goes in the tushy? Then what?

 

[ecstaticsub]

While you all wait for some hot ass action, check this out. Steel ass hooks. Great for bondage if you're so inclined.

OMG--I have seen those in use on sexandsubmission and I want to try one sooo badly!! It would have to be one with the ball on the end though. Maybe the 2in ball

 

[snowy ciara]

The hook goes in the tushy? Then what?

Then everyone sorta hangs around for a bit.

 

[graceanne]

The hook goes in the tushy? Then what?

That's what you call making it worth your while to not sag in your restraints.

 

[Netzach]

Then the Erostek box comes out. Or something on that order which is safe for that kinda thing...

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Much better use of this thread..*nods approvingly*

 

[Netzach]

Just goes to show --wars could be avoided if people just licked more ass.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Just goes to show --wars could be avoided if people just licked more ass.

Yea probably..*deleted for anal fuckery*

 

[DeservingBitch]

Just goes to show --wars could be avoided if people just licked more ass.

"Conditions of (im)possibilities for the building of Empire... blahblahblah... capitalism... blahblahblah... oppression and exploitation of gendered/classed/raced/sexualized Other... blahblahblah... nationalism and war... blahblahblah..."

So, that would be a summary of the crappy paper I'm writing just now, which is basically the same paper I've written 10 times already, just using different names to quotes and different words to say the same thing.

Then I come lurking over here to take a break from my paper, and I read that. Seriously, it's the second time in a week that I want to quote Netzach in a paper. If I could get away with it, I would so quote you on that in my paper.

 

[the captians wench]

Don't mind me I'm just lurking for the ass eating innuendo...

hey, I thought I was fucking ass...not eating it?

that's what I get for falling asleep

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

But... But... I try real hard not to fuck up...

And I'm a sadist. Dom. Top. PYL... I don't switch.

Funny EG. Real funny

 

[HB1965]

Y'all keep it up! Just keep it up!

Next thing you know, DVS is going to have you bent over with your cheeks spread.

Or I will.

Then I better keep quite then about my needs, LOL

 

[Netzach]

"Conditions of (im)possibilities for the building of Empire... blahblahblah... capitalism... blahblahblah... oppression and exploitation of gendered/classed/raced/sexualized Other... blahblahblah... nationalism and war... blahblahblah..."

So, that would be a summary of the crappy paper I'm writing just now, which is basically the same paper I've written 10 times already, just using different names to quotes and different words to say the same thing.

Then I come lurking over here to take a break from my paper, and I read that. Seriously, it's the second time in a week that I want to quote Netzach in a paper. If I could get away with it, I would so quote you on that in my paper.

This is why I did not go for my MFA.

 

[the_pet]

The hook goes in the tushy? Then what?

.....the fun begins

 

[Yang4yin]

While you all wait for some hot ass action, check this out. Steel ass hooks. Great for bondage if you're so inclined.

A little different, but much less expensive:
http://www.stockroom.com/Steel-Anal-Hook-P2230.aspx

http://img126.imagevenue.com/loc869/th_77922_anal_hook_123_869lo.jpg Other models available for different places.

 

[Homburg]

A little different, but much less expensive:
http://www.stockroom.com/Steel-Anal-Hook-P2230.aspx

I really, really, REALLY wish they wouldn't talk about suspension when advertising those things. Twisted Monk said it very clearly and correctly. The asshole is NOT a valid load-bearing location.

 

[Netzach]

I really, really, REALLY wish they wouldn't talk about suspension when advertising those things. Twisted Monk said it very clearly and correctly. The asshole is NOT a valid load-bearing location.

I know. Those things are sexy, but the knowledge of the depths of human stupidity always curbs my enjoyment a tad...

 

[Homburg]

I know. Those things are sexy, but the knowledge of the depths of human stupidity always curbs my enjoyment a tad...

Man, it kills it entirely for me. I look at it, get all thoughtful, and then think of all the stupid, fucked up shit that idiots will do with these things, and the unreal nastiness that can be done by fucking up in such a way, and my enthusiasm dissappears. I can't help but think of the line from Time Bandits, "Mum, Dad, don't touch it! It's Eeeevil!" I feel like buying one would expose me to too much sympathetic stupidity.

And, well, it just doesn't fit my aesthetic, y'know?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*stalking Homburg*

 

[Homburg]

*gets that itch on the back of his neck*

*looks around*

Aroo?