Foreskin, anyone?

[Samandiriel]

Some people are so fussy.

You really think I'd give up cock if we got married? I thought you knew me well. HAHAHA!!!

Okay.......it's back on...but I'm not giving up bowling.

 

[Guest]

Okay.......it's back on...but I'm not giving up bowling.

Deal.

Anything else we should include in the pre-nup, before we sign on the dotted line?

 

[Samandiriel]

Deal.

Anything else we should include in the pre-nup, before we sign on the dotted line?

No fat men or men with hairy backs.

Sleeping in on Sundays.

 

[Pornofan420]

For those who'd like a view (or several) of an uncut cock, may I eagerly point you towards my "Nekkid pix" thread, down in my sig. On the subject of writing involving uncut cocks, here's a little snippet from my story, The Best Head of my Life:
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It's fucking beautiful! M has one fist wrapped around my cock and her head is jackhammering up and down and up and down on my cock like she's some manner of exquisite fellatio machine. This is not the wife I know and this is not the same blowjob I've been getting for 5 years. I know she's got a strong gag reflex, but from what I can see she's slamming her head down on my cock like it's an urgent imperative. Her head is pounding up and down so fast and my own head is shaking so much, I can't see straight. And I'm so weak, I can't keep my head up and THUMP, back down to the pillow it goes.

She sucks hard. M mashes the head of my cock around in her mouth, really going to town on it. And all I want is more. "Suck that cock! Suck it! Work it! Get rough with it! Oh God! That's so fucking good!" I'm on the verge of babbling, I'm almost incoherent. I've expected it to stop by now. But it keeps on going. I feel like I'm pinned to the bed with pure pleasure and it keeps going on. It's never gone on this long before.

M's hand is jerking up and down on the shaft as her mouth lavishes wet, vigorous adoration at the top. Her jerking it has got the foreskin sliding up and down on my knob independently of her mouth adding a deleriously wonderful counterpoint massage to the one her lips and tongue bathe it with. Many times in the past I've had that testosterone-driven thought of "I'd love to grab her head and fuck her mouth!"

Oh no, no, no. I want nothing of the sort. I want to lie back here and be mauled, to be worked, to be reduced to sensuous helplessness as I become completely suffused in the overwhelming pleasure. My cock may be solid stone, but the rest of me is putty. I am completely at the mercy of M's mouth. She can do with me what she will. "Oh God, baby! Suck! Suck it!"
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For further viewing, check out:
Intact Penises in Art
A Gallery of Famous Intact Men

 

[Dar~]

ESQUE, that first pic is icky. his balls are longer than his penis.

No offense it is married to you.

 

[TheEarl]

I can't understand how those pictures got an "Mmmm" reflex from Lou. I always thought the joy of a penis was when it was up. I can't imagine a soft penis looking anything other than slightly ridiculous.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

ESQUE, that first pic is icky. his balls are longer than his penis.

No offense it is married to you.

Big balls are a bad thing? They just look heavy and well sucked. As for them being bigger than his penis, well he is soft! I bet he's massive when erect.

As for your "No offense it is married to you." IT!? LOL!!! I'm gussing his name is Brian.

(And, no, I don't think that's Burley's hubby, she just did a Google search. )

 

[Guest]

I can't understand how those pictures got an "Mmmm" reflex from Lou. I always thought the joy of a penis was when it was up. I can't imagine a soft penis looking anything other than slightly ridiculous.

The Earl

It's because Lou loves willies in any shape or form, and Lou knows exactly how it feels to have a cock like that go hard in her mouth.

(Ok, maybe not as soft as that, cos it's usually at least semi before it gets to that point. )

It's also those balls. Veeeeeeeery suckable.

 

[impressive]

Here you go, rikaaim,

http://www.the-penis.com/zimages/balls118.jpg

RTBTLT

(Sorry, Rocky Horror moment!)

 

[Guy Delphine]

RTBTLT

(Sorry, Rocky Horror moment!)

This thread is insane.

 

[Shock Chick]

This thread is insane.

Yeah, well, what do you expect? Look who started it.

 

[Guy Delphine]

Yeah, well, what do you expect? Look who started it.

She's lovely, but bonkers too.

 

[ElizabethWest]

This thread is insane.

No, it's just a jump to the left... and then a step to the right...

 

[lil_elvis]

ive got a bottle of grey goose and a really sharp exacto if any ones interested in a totally unofficial bris.

Garmento joke

Two men standing at urinals in a men's room.

One turns to the other and says, "Rabbi Schulman perfromed your bris, didn't he?"

"Why yes," says the other. "But how did you know?"

"He cuts on the bias and your pissing on my leg!"

 

[Kassiana]

I must admit I have never had the joy of contact with an uncut penis.

Me neither. :sigh: My husband's been snipped, and so was my ex-boyfriend in high school.

Though if we expand the meaning of "cock" to "male bird," then yes, I've come into contact with many uncut cocks. Soft, sweet, loving uncut cocks. Mouthy SOBs, but soft.

 

[Pornofan420]

Here's a great quote from Alan Cumming while hosting some show on Cmedy Central:

I've found that everyone else in America has become completely obsessed with cleanliness. Over here people take a bath, then they take a shower to rinse the bath off. Back where I come from - it's a place that your president likes to call "Yurp" (laughter, applause) - yeah, back in Yurp, we tend to be more comfortable with dirt, perhaps because we are all uncircumcised. It's true. I have a foreskin (points), and I'm proud! (throws fist in air, crowd roars, cheers, claps)

But, you know, when I take my pants off in America, people gasp, which is kinda nice (smirks), until I realise that they're actually staring at my penis as if it's some kind of National Geographic photo come to life. And they look at it and they're like "Wow! What do you do with that? How does it work?" Because, you know, you think because it's different, my uncircumcised penis, that somehow it's dirty, and that is wrong, America! (modest clapping and laughing)

When I'm here in America, I feel like Pigpen from Charlie Brown, you know as if there's this big cloud floating around my foreskin all the time (laughter, clapping). So, tonight, I'm taking it upon myself to re-educate America about my penis. (points. Audience roars, claps)

First of all, uncircumcised penises, like mine, need to know that they are not alone. When I was doing Cabaret, the only other person who was uncircumcised was the security guard. I won't go into how I know that but... (laughs, smirks, skips a little) Just let me tell you that for the rest of the run, I felt very, very secure. We eventually formed a support group, he and I. It was called "The Society for Penises Under No Knives" or S.P.U.N.K. for short,... or long, depending... (clapping, cheering).

 

[Kassiana]

I always thought the joy of a penis was when it was up. I can't imagine a soft penis looking anything other than slightly ridiculous.

--Hey, I like penises up or down. Doesn't matter to me. I, like Anita Blake, enjoy male genitalia in all forms.

 

[DrFreud]

I find it weird that none of the ladies mentioned whether an uncircumised penis feels better while having sex, or not.

Opinions?

DrF

 

[DwayneDibley]

Are a lot of people in the US circumcised then? As far as I know, most people in the UK still have their foreskin. I still have mine, and am very happy with it!

This is probably a very naeive question, but how do you masturbate without a foreskin? Surely you'd need loads of lube or it would hurt?

I'm sure masturbation is much better with a foreskin!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

WWRS

What Will Rumple Say?

Damn, I thought this was a thread about me. Instead it's all about dickheads and their covering, Hum, wait a minute. You don't suppose...? Naw, TateLou wouldn't do me that way, would she?

Just for what it's worth, those coverings were originally entended to provided a little protection for ancient ancestor type guys who might be hauling bare-ass naked away from some lion or such and maybe need to take a short cut through a briar patch.

My wife unit had an uncle who showed up for a costum party dressed like the rabbi who preforms the "bris". Over that he had on a vest covered with little cocktail franks.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[LadyJeanne]

I find it weird that none of the ladies mentioned whether an uncircumised penis feels better while having sex, or not.

Opinions?

DrF

That's because, like everything else about penises, it's the man that matters and makes the difference and not the penis's characteristics.

Having said that, here's my view:

- Hand jobs - easier with foreskin, but with a little lube and a different type of stroking, equally enjoyable (for me).

- Blow jobs - it's harder to make them come with foreskin, and takes longer. Definitely a different mouth feel - there's more to play with. You have to get the rhythm just right, and sometimes have to use your hand too, to get them off. For blowjobs, I prefer cut penises.

- Fucking - equally good. Can't say I really noticed a difference or have a preference either way. Feels exactly the same to me.

 

[Dar~]

Now lets talk naive question, why is it easier to masterbate or give a hand job to an uncut penis. I have only had sex with a cut one.

 

[minsue]

Now lets talk naive question, why is it easier to masterbate or give a hand job to an uncut penis. I have only had sex with a cut one.

Foreskin slides. Or so I'm led to understand. I'll leave any further explanation to those who actually have any experience with the things.

Edited to add:http://net.indra.com/~shredder/intact/anatomy/ - good answers here, too.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Foreskin does slide, back and forth along the shaft and over the tip, revealing and covering, rolling over the the sensitive ridgy part. You kinda hold on to the foreskin and press it to slide it against the skin underneath. Because of the sliding action, no lube is necessary.

 

[DwayneDibley]

This is why I perfer having a foreskin - makes masturbation/hand jobs so much more enjoyable!

Although I have to say I don't like the feeling of the foreskin being pulled over the head of the penis and back again - I don't know if this means my foreskin is rather tighter than it should be?