Four Word Horror Story (NO POLITICS)

[barefootgirl69]

We're out of milk

(Just as I pour my cereal.)

 

[FranklyFrank]

Toilet paper roll's empty!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Don't turn around, but....

 

[VoraciousValue]

THAT is your mom?!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Batteries are not working

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I want you back

 

[barefootgirl69]

The fan won't work!

 

[RandallOldman]

I can't feel anything.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Mom and Dad are home!

(I remember those days! Good times!!)

 

[Lady_Libra_]

You have airbags right?

 

[Lady_Libra_]

What have we here ?

 

[PastMaster]

Don't push that butt...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Your appointment was canceled.

We tried to call.

You can reschedule it.

 

[Jeb56]

Lawrence Welk’s on TV.

 

[Inthesewalls]

make these phone calls

 

[barefootgirl69]

"MOM! The internet's out!"

 

[Lady_Libra_]

You mean stuck stuck??

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

“My real name is….”

~ these words were spoken after almost four years of online relationship and one real life meeting, and were the start of a confession session the lasted a few hours.. Yikes.

 

[Shenanigans90]

You have castration fantasies?

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

Where did I park?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Tax bill is due

 

[VoraciousValue]

"You want HOW MUCH??. . . ."

 

[spankableBelle]

There's no more coffee.

 

[willlph]

you're not welcome here

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Missed last train home..