Four Word Horror Story (NO POLITICS)

[cubbyfire04]

Several clowns chasing you.

 

[barefootgirl69]

There's no more cookies!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

SURPRISE! Happy Birthday, neighbor!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

No! Not there! PLEASE!

 

[billg1421]

What's that? You're....late?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Can you work late?

 

[billg1421]

He's only a friend.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Your policy is voided.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Can't sleep, work soon.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You screwed the pooch

 

[Lindi37]

And then she ‘poofed’

 

[barefootgirl69]

Printer's out of ink!

 

[willlph]

Printer's out of ink!

can't connect to network

 

[UsuallyPresent]

can't connect to network

The internet is DOWN!

 

[Lindi37]

I don’t like you

 

[Taegul]

"We should get married"

 

[Lindi37]

"We should get married"

Will you marry me?

 

[Lindi37]

I want your babies

 

[ICM8781]

They won't untie me.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I should just die

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

THERE IS NO BACON!

 

[DeepAchingNeed]

So she still waits.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Timing isn’t everything, hopefully

 

[positiveflirt]

The door has eyes.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sorry, we  just closed.