Four Word Horror Story (NO POLITICS)

[barefootgirl69]

I think it's infected.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Your Taxes are Due.

 

[Missk_2022]

Your Taxes are Due.

Your taxes are late
You owe the IRS
Time for an audit
You owe back taxes

 

[snexxer]

Do NOT Google it.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Don't look now, but...

 

[deft]

The master switcher’s down

 

[barefootgirl69]

Can we talk privately?

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Are those mouse droppings?"

 

[ABiGuy84]

Sorry, I have Crabs

 

[Polranny]

My condom just split

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Please come to HR.

 

[barefootgirl69]

License and registration, please.

 

[Trubbycat]

ummm... you like kids...?

 

[willlph]

Did I do that ?

 

[positiveflirt]

This is your funeral.

 

[stxjimmy]

Oh no, not again.

 

[barefootgirl69]

We've gotten your results.

 

[ABiGuy84]

If Maury says "You are the Father"

 

[UnquietDreams]

The test came back.

 

[TheMrBurns]

"It's caught your scent!"

 

[Crownvic]

You won’t believe it.

 

[TheMrBurns]

*feedback* just... run *feedback*

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I broke a nail.

 

[TheMrBurns]

!rorrim eht ni s'eH

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Mom's coming to stay."