Four Word Horror Story (NO POLITICS)

[TheMrBurns]

"Where's the baby, Jim?"

 

[barefootgirl69]

Restrooms Ahead - 120 miles

 

[HoosierPapi]

She said, “I’m late”

 

[HoosierPapi]

Restrooms Ahead - 120 miles

She said “not interested”

 

[Polranny]

My condom just split

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Skunk at front door...

 

[Photog1rl]

Wrong PM, my bad.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Take a seat, here!

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

You're under arrest, anything....

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

That's a big shark....

 

[HoosierPapi]

HR called for you

 

[LoneTraveler]

Trapeed in a coffin...

 

[HollyS]

Your time has come.

 

[Polranny]

That's not my coat

 

[Photog1rl]

Is this your condom?

 

[barefootgirl69]

"We're serving a warrant."

 

[Trubbycat]

Letter from the bank

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

You need a lawyer.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Your card's been declined...

 

[barefootgirl69]

I forgot my charger!

 

[ABiGuy84]

Brace for the impact.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

The house burnt down.

 

[Bicuriousgirl206]

She realized too late

 

[orangecurious]

We're out of cheese

 

[JKL123]

That's like a DIGHNY