Free Association Thread 3

[Handley_Page]

Sex in a compact car...where yoga was really invented.

The story is told (it was in one of our Red Tops at the time), of a lady with a problem.
It seems that her boyfriend got severe cramp while they were making love in the back of her new little car and he couldn't move. They managed, after a long time to yell sufficiently to call the attention of a bystander who, in turn, called the Fire Brigade (they do rescues as well). They contacted the Ambulance crew. She was pinned down by his weight and his cramp.
After they'd stopped laughing, the crew cut the roof off the car and hoisted the poor devil into an ambulance which had also arrived on the scene.

Having provided a blanket so she could recover her dignity and dress, she was asked if she'd like to accompany her paramour to the Hospital.

"No", she yelled: "Fuck 'im. What am I going to tell my 'usband about his car?"

 

[JKendallDane]

The best "car sex horror story" I ever heard was from a buddy of mine during high school. He had taken out a new girl from another high school in a smaller city about 12 miles from ours. They ended up parked in a popular lover's lane place along the river sometime after midnight and after sufficient making out to properly set the mood, they moved to the back seat and got totally naked.

Lloyd said he was all into it when headlights filled up their back glass. They went off after a moment or two, so the assumption was it was simply another set of parkers getting busy too. Back tom business and soon about ten good humps from an orgasm, there was a flashlight shining into the back seat...one being held by a guy obviously in full uniform.

The cop asks for ID; Lloyd reaches for his pants and digs out his wallet and driver's license; and hands them to the cop. The cop shines the light back in his face and says, "Mr. F., I see you are only 17, and we have a midnight curfew here for anyone under 18. I will let you go with a warning this time, but you need to get dressed right now and be on your way." Lloyd mumbled a thank you and did his best to start getting dressed while still having a spotlight on him.

His date rolled out from underneath him and before she could grab her jeans and top, the cop shines the light towards her as he says, "And I really doubt if your parents would consider this a suitable type of activity for you and I will need to see your...BETHANY!"

The girl screamed, "UNCLE BILL!!!"

Lloyd said he still hadn't be able to get hard since it happened and was beginning to wonder if it ever would again. LOL

 

[SamScribble]

The girl screamed, "UNCLE BILL!!!"

Uncle Vanya (Chekhov)

 

[Ardent1]

Uncle Vanya (Chekhov)

The Death of Ivan Illych

 

[legerdemer]

The Death of Ivan Illych

Master and Margarita (Bulgakov) (and The Twelve Chairs)

 

[Ardent1]

Master and Margarita (Bulgakov) (and The Twelve Chairs)

Lex Rex

 

[Handley_Page]

Lex Rex

Lex Luthor

 

[CharleneBarr]

Lex Luthor

Martin Luther

 

[JKendallDane]

Originally posted by CharleneBarr:
Martin Luther

Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John

 

[CharleneBarr]

Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John

John Paul George Ringo

 

[JKendallDane]

John Paul George Ringo

John, Paul, George, and Pete Best

 

[CharleneBarr]

John, Paul, George, and Pete Best

George Best

 

[glynndah]

George Best

"Best in Show".

 

[SamScribble]

"Best in Show".

Crufts

 

[CharleneBarr]

Crufts

wag the tail (or tag the whale)

 

[SamScribble]

wag the tail (or tag the whale)

Porsche 930 - 'the whale tail'

 

[Handley_Page]

Porsche 930 - 'the whale tail'

The Blue whale (HERE)
The largest that ever existed.

 

[JKendallDane]

The Blue whale (HERE)
The largest that ever existed.

Free Willy

 

[SamScribble]

Free Willy

Ladies' Night

 

[legerdemer]

Ladies' Night

Chippendales

 

[CharleneBarr]

Chippendales

Chip 'n Dale

 

[SamScribble]

Chip 'n Dale

'Over hill, over dale,
Through bush, through briar,
Over park, over pale,
Through blood, through fire,
I do wander everywhere,
Swifter than the moone’s sphere;
And I serve the fairy queen,
To dew her orbs upon the green.'

Oh, well, I guess if you are a queen, you get your orbs out whenever you can.

 

[JKendallDane]

'Over hill, over dale,
Through bush, through briar,
Over park, over pale,
Through blood, through fire,
I do wander everywhere,
Swifter than the moone’s sphere;
And I serve the fairy queen,
To dew her orbs upon the green.'

Oh, well, I guess if you are a queen, you get your orbs out whenever you can.

Drag Queens should never let their orbs pop out during a performance, though. Kinda ruins the rest of the effect they have gone to such lengths to accomplish.

 

[Handley_Page]

Drag Queens should never let their orbs pop out during a performance, though. Kinda ruins the rest of the effect they have gone to such lengths to accomplish.

I thought for years that 'orbs' were where the eyesight came from.

 

[JKendallDane]

I thought for years that 'orbs' were where the eyesight came from.

Boobs, balls, and baby-blues.

Just goes to show you so many words have so many multiple meanings depending on your train of thought and/or location in the world. I think "Coke" is the only true universally recognized word.