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Regimental Mess
Haggis
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Regimental Mess
Haggis
Robby Burns
Googled scottish guy
Tammy gars me tail toddle.
Google translate
traduction mauvais
Fucking illegal aliens... call NASA!
Yeah! Get those wetbacks out of the pits at Indy!
Eric Holder!
Over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder
Just plain stoned
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'One toke over the line ...'
Remembering the first time![]()
Remembering the first World War
Remembering the ANZACs at Gallipolli.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallipoli_Campaign
Geoffrey Dearmer:
The Turkish Trench Dog
Night held me as I crawled and scrambled near
The Turkish lines. Above, the mocking stars
Silvered the curving parapet, and clear
Cloud-latticed beams o'erflecked the land with bars;
I, crouching, lay between
Tense-listening armies peering through the night,
Twin giants bound by tentacles unseen
Here in dim-shadowed light
I saw him, as a sudden movement turned
His eyes towards me, glowing eyes that burned
A moment ere his snuffling muzzle found
My trail; and then as serpents mesmerise
He chained me with those unrelenting eyes,
That muscle-sliding rhythm, knit and bound
In spare-limbed symmetry, those perfect jaws
And soft-approaching pitter-patter paws.
Nearer and nearer like a wolf he crept —
That moment had my swift revolver leapt —
But terror seized me, terror born of shame
Brought flooding revelation. For he came
As one who offers comradeship deserved,
An open ally of the human race,
And sniffling at my prostrate form unnerved
He licked my face!
Long something something something!
Obviously we should let dogs fight all future wars.![]()
'Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.'
― Groucho Marx
It's sixty years old, but slapstick comedy just doesn't get any better than Harpo Marx and Lucille Ball...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79EnDc-Ucv8
For some obscure reason, I could never get my head round slapstick.
Harpic: gone clean round the bend