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Handley_Page said:
No; I'm stuck with this story idea.
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Fortunately, the disembodied spirit that will be the co-star of my Halloween contest story doesn't want to get inside anyone.

Well, actually he does want to fuck the other main character, but I'm not sure I want to take the plot there. A 3,000 year old Native American two-spirit and an 18 year old college boy fresh off the reservation might be just a hair too much of a May~December affair for the readers. :D

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JKendallDane said:
Fortunately, the disembodied spirit that will be the co-star of my Halloween contest story doesn't want to get inside anyone.

Well, actually he does want to fuck the other main character, but I'm not sure I want to take the plot there. A 3,000 year old Native American two-spirit and an 18 year old college boy fresh off the reservation might be just a hair too much of a May~December affair for the readers. :D

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Oh go on: It IS fiction, after all
 
Tio_Narratore said:
Truth is stranger than fiction.

- Lord Byron (from Don Juan)
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Don't tempt me. :p

That fat little plot bunny has been nibbling on carrots in his cage for a year and has yet to shit out a decent enough plot twist and ending. The idea of a truly supernatural coupling seemed so far fetched, I hadn't really considered it seriously.

Dammit! Now you have me thinking.

:confused:

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JKendallDane said:
Don't tempt me. :p

That fat little plot bunny has been nibbling on carrots in his cage for a year and has yet to shit out a decent enough plot twist and ending. The idea of a truly supernatural coupling seemed so far fetched, I hadn't really considered it seriously.

Dammit! Now you have me thinking.

:confused:

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Batman
 
Tio_Narratore said:
Superman in Fireman garb pole dancing on Batman's pole.

Q. How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Giraffe!
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Ah, yes. You knew where you were with the Surrealists. And it wasn't where you thought that you were. :)
 
loquere said:
I'm all for equality, so okay. Batman should be top.
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That would make more sense since Superman is able to leap tall cocks in a single bound and then there's that problem about cumming faster than a speeding bullet. ;)

:D

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Handley_Page said:
Isn't Green Hornet supposed to be - erm - 'Gay' ?
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Think about it. All the super heroes from our youth were gay...they were just in the closet. ;)

The Green Hornet had a more than questionable relationship with his sidekick, Kato. Neither ever had an ongoing girlfriend and seemed to enjoy each other's company way too much. I think good old Green Hornet had more than one "magic sting cane" he liked to use when he and Kato practiced their moves .

Superman. Sheesh. All you had to do was add two plus two and you kept coming up with five. No girlfriend or even a date. He constantly brushed off Lois Lane's fawning over him. And watch his eyes and how he lights up when young Jimmy Olsen was around. Uh huh. Man of Steel was hard as steel for that boy.

Batman. Do the math on that one too. Middle age uber wealthy daddy and his "young ward" living together, a secret dungeon full of toys, constant references to "the Bat Pole" that made both characters grin when mentioned, utility belts with enough BDSM equipment to make even EL James moist, and the topper: running around town together in nothing but skin tight undies. Add that all together and no doubt those two carried pink cards in their wallets.

Even the westerns of the time had heroes that made you wonder. Think about all the time Daniel Boone spent in the woods alone with his Indian pal, Mingo instead of back at the cabin with his hot wife. The Lone Ranger and Tonto were another "no women folk needed" since they both knew what "kemosabe" really meant: "Me horny, masked man." Even Michael Landon admitted to Johnny Carson one night on live TV, that "The Cartwright boys weren't gay, but thank God, Hop Sing was!"

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Handley_Page said:
who - moi ?
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Your that forensic accountant(Bill) at the company Christmas party, who can't stop commenting on how much this thing is costing the company. Listing the band, the servers, and asking why are we having it on a boat, why are there fire works. You just want to say Bill just go hang with one of the hired escorts we have tonight and write this bitch off tomorrow.
 
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loquere said:
Your that forensic accountant(Bill) at the company Christmas party, who can't stop commenting on how much this thing is costing the company. Listing the band, the servers, and asking why are we having it on a boat, why are there fire works. You just want say Bill just go hang with one of the hired escorts we have tonight and write this bitch off tomorrow.
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Debits on the left...Credits on the right

:D

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