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(Very nice - was expecting food! BTW - contemplating making sausage/onions/peppers tonight thanks to the thread.)

Girl next door/ slut next bed.

(A NYC street classic! I used to get mine from a little stand across from Rienzi's on MacDougall Street. Make it ourselves every few weeks.)


The Whores Who Lived Upstairs
(with apologies to Phyllis McGinley)
 
(A NYC street classic! I used to get mine from a little stand across from Rienzi's on MacDougall Street. Make it ourselves every few weeks.)


The Whores Who Lived Upstairs
(with apologies to Phyllis McGinley)

The Whore of Babylon

(And with that, I'll see you later! Go eat some zuppa de pesce. ;) )
 
Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog (For a half hour?!?!?!)

Frog gigging

As far as the boar orgasms, maybe not 30 minutes but I would still stand up and applaud at 5-8 minute ones.

Always allow the boar to complete his ejaculation (5-8 minutes). If you let loose too soon, be prepared for a challenge. He will not want to leave the dummy. You will make this mistake only once or maybe twice.

from here: http://www.ansc.purdue.edu/swine/porkpage/repro/pubs/basic2.htm
 
The Turtle Sex Joke:

In...

Wait five minutes.

Out...

Wait five minutes.

In...


Repeat for several hours.

The Turtle
by Ogden Nash

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.


Frog gigging

As far as the boar orgasms, maybe not 30 minutes but I would still stand up and applaud at 5-8 minute ones.



from here: http://www.ansc.purdue.edu/swine/porkpage/repro/pubs/basic2.htm

Frog Went A'Courtin'
 
The Turtle
by Ogden Nash

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.




Frog Went A'Courtin'

When tweedle beetles battle in a tweedle beetle battle...
 
A tutor who tooted the flute,
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot, or
to tutor two tooters to toot?"

You're not fooling me!

"Tooters tooting" is all about bongs and that evil mara-gee-waner!
 
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