Free Association Thread 4

[SamScribble]

NO! The sandy stone was next to the door! It's where we kept the extra key after you locked yourself out!

Ah. Yes. But what if the burglar stole the stone?

 

[Handley_Page]

Ah. Yes. But what if the burglar stole the stone?

He'd use it to hide his own door key

 

[MichaelinChina]

He'd use it to hide his own door key

You've Got to Hide Your Love Away - the Beatles.

 

[Handley_Page]

Here I stand, head in hand,
turned my face to the wall,

 

[MichaelinChina]

Here I stand, head in hand,
turned my face to the wall,

Tom Tom turnaround, don't ever let me down
Don't ever leave my life
Tom Tom turnaround, don't ever let me down
You don't need a wife, no, you don't need a wife

The Sweet

 

[SamScribble]

Tom Tom turnaround, don't ever let me down
Don't ever leave my life
Tom Tom turnaround, don't ever let me down
You don't need a wife, no, you don't need a wife

The Sweet

I'll never grow so old and flabby
That could never be
Don't marry her, fuck me

The Beautiful South

 

[JKendallDane]

I'll never grow so old and flabby
That could never be
Don't marry her, fuck me

The Beautiful South

In some sections of the South, that would be considered something you overhear at family reunions.

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[L1tTleD1fferent]

In some sections of the South, that would be considered something you overhear at family reunions.

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Perhaps while they're looking at her Beautiful South?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Perhaps while they're looking at her Beautiful South?

South of My Days - Judith Wright (poet)

 

[MagicaPractica]

South of My Days - Judith Wright (poet)

Days and Nights in Havana

 

[MichaelinChina]

Days and Nights in Havana

Our Man in Havana - Grahame Greene

 

[MagicaPractica]

Our Man in Havana - Grahame Greene

Thunderheart - heh, the other Graham Greene

 

[MichaelinChina]

Thunderheart - heh, the other Graham Greene

There are TWO Graham Greene's?

ahh I see, the lesser known (to me) Greene was in The Green Mile movie.

 

[JKendallDane]

There are TWO Graham Greene's?

ahh I see, the lesser known (to me) Greene was in The Green Mile movie.

Green eggs and ham

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[MichaelinChina]

Green eggs and ham

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Chinese 'Century' egg aka Hundred Year Egg - preserved eggs. They are green! Had some last week actually.

 

[JKendallDane]

Chinese 'Century' egg aka Hundred Year Egg - preserved eggs. They are green! Had some last week actually.

There's a "Great grandma and the chicken" joke in there somewhere, but I think I'll just let it slip by.

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[Handley_Page]

There's a "Great grandma and the chicken" joke in there somewhere, but I think I'll just let it slip by.

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I never understood the idea of "sucking eggs", somehow.
Grannie can keep 'em.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I never understood the idea of "sucking eggs", somehow.
Grannie can keep 'em.

lol..watched a movie the other night...one character blew an egg from his mouth several feet across the distance from the other character and she caught it in her mouth.

btw I'd like to hear the joke! We can always groan afterwards.

 

[SamScribble]

lol..watched a movie the other night...one character blew an egg from his mouth several feet across the distance from the other character and she caught it in her mouth.

btw I'd like to hear the joke! We can always groan afterwards.

A blind man walks into a bar. 'Damn! I didn't see that.'

Boom boom.

 

[MichaelinChina]

A blind man walks into a bar. 'Damn! I didn't see that.'

Boom boom.

That had nothing to do with Grandma and chickens, and you know it.

 

[SamScribble]

That had nothing to do with Grandma and chickens, and you know it.

OK.

Why did Grandma cross the road?

The chickens egged her on.

 

[JKendallDane]

OK.

Why did Grandma cross the road?

The chickens egged her on.

Or there's the old reliable relic...

Grandma brought a feather to bed one night and said, "Let's try something kinky."

Grandpa looked at her and replied, "Okay. Where's the rest of the chicken?"



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[Handley_Page]

Or there's the old reliable relic...

Grandma brought a feather to bed one night and said, "Let's try something kinky."

Grandpa looked at her and replied, "Okay. Where's the rest of the chicken?"



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And there was a stunned silence

 

[L1tTleD1fferent]

And there was a stunned silence

Until Art Garfunkel stuck his head up, & yelled, "So THAT'S what it sounds like! All these years, Paul refused to tell me except when I called to discuss a reunion! He'd say, 'OK. Let's start with 'The Sound Of Silence'... That's all he ever said!"

 

[JKendallDane]

Until Art Garfunkel stuck his head up, & yelled, "So THAT'S what it sounds like! All these years, Paul refused to tell me except when I called to discuss a reunion! He'd say, 'OK. Let's start with 'The Sound Of Silence'... That's all he ever said!"

Simon says...

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