Free Association Thread 5

[latecomer91364]

So I'm told.
But I remember a girl called Mary-Lou.


PS. I see the 'Climate Change debate is raging even more; See Here.

As Rahm Emanuel has said: "Never let a crisis go to waste."

 

[Handley_Page]

As Rahm Emanuel has said: "Never let a crisis go to waste."

I'm unfamiliar with the name, but spoken like a true Politician.

 

[JKendallDane]

I'm unfamiliar with the name, but spoken like a true Politician.

The old cliche is: "politics makes strange bedfellows" and we all know too many strange bedfellows will usually end up exposing you to some nasty diseases.

Unfortunately, it seems those diseases tend to only end up affecting the citizens of the country and the politicians are just the carriers.

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[Handley_Page]

The old cliche is: "politics makes strange bedfellows" and we all know too many strange bedfellows will usually end up exposing you to some nasty diseases.

Unfortunately, it seems those diseases tend to only end up affecting the citizens of the country and the politicians are just the carriers.

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and several divorces, too.

 

[Trumpire]

and several divorces, too.

I regularly see Judge Judy tell litigants the courts don't have time/space/etc. to handle people who play house without marriage & want to separate things when it doesn't work out.

Meanwhile, sole sibling has been married 10 years to first husband who I seem to recall she only got engaged to b/c she was already married.

Simultaneously, I have never even dated any gender, & often feel I therefore need to act in some other way to deflect/respond-to any homosexuality rumors.

 

[JKendallDane]

I regularly see Judge Judy tell litigants the courts don't have time/space/etc. to handle people who play house without marriage & want to separate things when it doesn't work out.

Meanwhile, sole sibling has been married 10 years to first husband who I seem to recall she only got engaged to b/c she was already married.

Simultaneously, I have never even dated any gender, & often feel I therefore need to act in some other way to deflect/respond-to any homosexuality rumors.

Have you considered just starting your own rumors so you have the control position?

Perhaps move a sheep in with you for starters.

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[SamScribble]

Have you considered just starting your own rumors so you have the control position?

Perhaps move a sheep in with you for starters.

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We can be bold
We can be brave
Let everyone see
It starts with ewe and me

 

[Trumpire]

We can be bold
We can be brave
Let everyone see
It starts with ewe and me

Sounds like a baaaad idea to me. When it comes to bad puns, that one's the GOAT.

 

[Handley_Page]

We can be bold
We can be brave
Let everyone see
It starts with ewe and me

I'll never find another ewe

[sorry]

 

[oggbashan]

Extreme Sheep Herding:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCSUeIyCjGs

 

[oggbashan]

I remember Ewe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQF-VsbMfDA

 

[JKendallDane]

I remember Ewe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQF-VsbMfDA

The sheep of Brokeback Mountain:

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/116768.jpg

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[miloumilou]

The sheep of Brokeback Mountain:

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/116768.jpg

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The Cow-herd of the County?

 

[Handley_Page]

Who needs to herd cows when you can do this:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qniwI2hNhDs

 

[JKendallDane]

Who needs to herd cows when you can do this:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qniwI2hNhDs

Fluffy fireworks on four feet

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[Handley_Page]

Fluffy fireworks on four feet

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Take a look at the others; Ping-pong with live sheep; in the dark ?

 

[latecomer91364]

Take a look at the others; Ping-pong with live sheep; in the dark ?

Makes me wonder if anyone has tested Billy Connolly's method of utilizing sheep at the edge of a cliff.

 

[Handley_Page]

Makes me wonder if anyone has tested Billy Connolly's method of utilizing sheep at the edge of a cliff.

You mean - relatives of SHAWN ?
See here, where he started.

 

[oggbashan]

sheep olympics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H5Vj1gTsIM

 

[Handley_Page]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H5Vj1gTsIM

Brilliant

 

[SamScribble]

Brilliant

'The Rhinestone as Big as the Ritz' (Alan Coren)

 

[JKendallDane]

'The Rhinestone as Big as the Ritz' (Alan Coren)

Rhinestone Cowboy

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[latecomer91364]

Rhinestone Cowboy

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I used to date one when I was a lineman for the County.

 

[Handley_Page]

I used to date one when I was a lineman for the County.

He doesn't live in Wichita any longer.

 

[JKendallDane]

He doesn't live in Wichita any longer.

Toto...I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

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