Friday Night Pajama Party!

[IrrelevantFacts]

I see you also got a word-a-day calendar. Glad to know I'm not the only one giving those as gifts.

Bold of you to assume a lowly peasant, such as myself, can read.

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

Bold of you to assume a lowly peasant, such as myself, can read.

Jesters never concern themselves with the sorcery of written word. Lest they be thrown in the stockade.
How could I forget?

 

[IrrelevantFacts]

Jesters never concern themselves with the sorcery of written word. Lest they be thrown in the stockade.
How could I forget?

Art thou the one holding the key to my release? A transgression I shall commit.

It is said a rich man's house has no place to spit but his face. Me thinketh a poor man's house contains nowhere to but his face.

 

[DannieB]

They aren’t Renaissance but it’s warmed up enough to go back to my normal sleep attire

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[Noone45]

They aren’t Renaissance but it’s warmed up enough to go back to my normal sleep attire

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Beautiful

 

[Bigjase0101]

Happy Friday friends!! Mistletoe is strategically placed. Who's gonna be unlucky enough to find it?

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More than happy to search for it. Sexy dress x

 

[Wld1936]

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Better? Are the steady hand gods pleased sire?

Ungrateful so and so...We've yet to see your jammies. Just sayin

Beautiful

 

[hotcpu]

Better? Are the steady hand gods pleased sire?

Ungrateful so and so...We've yet to see your jammies. Just sayin

Beautiful jammies. And I can understand the shaking

 

[IrrelevantFacts]

Are robes PJs? I have this ill gotten robe with a giant hood and this weird crest I'm a wizard now.
I would have less on underneath, but I don't have the rope/belt to hold it closed.

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[AuntieDisco]

Are robes PJs? I have this ill gotten robe with a giant hood and this weird crest I'm a wizard now.
I would have less on underneath, but I don't have the rope/belt to hold it closed.

https://ibb.co/wBkVLdY
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What….no Ravenclaw?

 

[IrrelevantFacts]

What….no Ravenclaw?

I legitimately don't know whose robe this is.
Also. I would probably be Hufflepuff, let's be honest.

 

[AuntieDisco]

So you have a random robe at your place which you don’t know where it came from, but you still claimed it? Huh.
But aren’t we all Hufflepuff at the end of day?
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[IrrelevantFacts]

So you have a random robe at your place which you don’t know where it came from, but you still claimed it? Huh.
But aren’t we all Hufflepuff at the end of day?

It doesn't smell like my laundry detergent.

I'm that centaur in the woods.

 

[AuntieDisco]

It doesn't smell like my laundry detergent.
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I'm that centaur in the woods.

A centaur that doesn’t show off his legs?

 

[IrrelevantFacts]

A centaur that doesn’t show off his legs?

I broke the quote
I will have you know I have a dancers legs. Maybe not a good dancer, but a dancer nonetheless.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I broke the quote
I will have you know I have a dancers legs. Maybe not a good dancer, but a dancer nonetheless.

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[IrrelevantFacts]

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Where did you get this clip of me? I'm gonna call my lawyer.

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

Happy Friday!! It's been a hell of a week. Who's got the hooch?
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[IrrelevantFacts]

Happy Friday!! It's been a hell of a week. Who's got the hooch?

I have white rum with strawberry cremesavers dissolved in it.

And I am making dip.

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Yes. I am aware I am holding the phone like some kind of cryptid pretending to be human. Wouldn't I tell you if I wasn't human?

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

Wouldn't I tell you if I wasn't human?

Spoken like a real non-human .
Fuck it. I've ignored redder flags before

 

[IrrelevantFacts]

Spoken like a real non-human .
Fuck it. I've ignored redder flags before

I eat human food just like other humans do. I drink liquids and pay enough in taxes that people don't ask questions that they might regret...

Do you have tortilla chips? It's queso con carne.

 

[Somerandomdudepnw]

I eat human food just like other humans do. I drink liquids and pay enough in taxes that people don't ask questions that they might regret...

Do you have tortilla chips? It's queso con carne.

I can bring some salsa

 

[IrrelevantFacts]

I can bring some salsa

Chunky or nah?

*Edit- The salsa! Is the salsa chunky?

 

[Somerandomdudepnw]

Chunky or nah?

*Edit- The salsa! Is the salsa chunky?

Lol I'm chunky but my salsa is a but smoother

 

[IrrelevantFacts]

Yes sweats are PJs if you never wear them outside. I'm scared people will look at my bulge
I got pretty new lights for my unfinished basement. Sometimes I stare into them directly, but I have dark eyes so it is probably okay.
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