Fuck "Hooters" - I'm Opening A Club Called "Bulges"

[Latina]

Atguy said:

Wow Latina ! Just what Peter needed to complete the hat trick. And wait for me after the show too ! One good slurp deserves another !

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If I were still single, I would be backstage at Bulges right NOW, wearing nothing but my too-skimpy red panties that don't quite cover everything, waiting for your return slurp. But thanks, anyway, for the kind slurp--umm, I mean, the kind THOUGHT!

-- Latina

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Bulgie Bugle Boys do it with relish!

Now now Miss Vixen .... Thumper is one mighty fine applicant for Bulges dear ... let's hire him please ...

And we could have different rooms with different "themes" ... that would be cool too ...

ahhhh yes Only at Bulges .. where one taste says it best.
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Big tips all 'round for the
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boys of Bulges

Sure, I've been wanting to see the hare bare. hehe

And,I love the slogan "can't beat our meat" Priceless!
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Shake your groove thang shake your groove thang yaya

 

[Always]

give me the address of the place!

 

[Artguy]

While we slurp away Latina let me tell you that I saw the pics of your buxom self that were posted. Your voluptuous body (spelt boobs and thighs) made my hands and mouth restless with implications below the belt too. So many things i'd like to do :

For sometime I'll be a masseur and massage those beautiful globes in a down and up motion;

For sometime I'll be your designer and try all sorts of erotic lingerie making sure my fingers caress you during all trials;

For sometime I'll hold you before the mirror and cup your breasts in all ways, occasionally kissing your neck;

For sometime I'll play footsie with your tits while we sit opposite each other during dinner;

For sometime I'll let my hands rove and caress you on your belly and thighs while we sit and watch a television show;

For sometime I'll be the muscleman, lifting you onto your feet by gripping your buttocks, all the while kissing you;

For sometime I'll kiss your gorgeous tits wetly all over while my hands grope the rest of your juicy body in a frenzy;

For sometime I'll bite your nipples intermittently while pumping your glorious love nest;

And for a long time I'll rest my head on your loving juicy mounds after our mutual orgasm while we are still glued to each other !

 

[Latina]

Wow, what a sweet-talker Artguy is. I can hear him in that lyrical accent from India, like the scientist from the Johnny 5 (the living robot) movies: "I saw the pics of your buxom self that were posted" and "And for a long time I'll rest my head on your loving juicy mounds after our mutual orgasm while we are still glued to each other!”

I'm already VERY happily married, but even I am enjoying flirting with Artguy. But I'm thinking that maybe one of you single gals on the BB ought to snatch this guy up QUICK. He sounds like an absolute JEWEL, who would love you and worship you and cherish you always, and give you a lifetime of the best, sweetest, hottest sex imaginable. On second thought, maybe you SHOULDN'T snare him, because then you'd be jealous and I'd have to STOP flirting with him!

-- Latina

 

[principe1]

that sounds like the kind of job i do!!
count me in.

 

[kathy stl]

Wow. How did a thread about Hooters turn into this? Laugh.

But to respond (and hey guys, take it like it's meant, in god fun, drop me) -

Young Knave - well I meant Bob Dylan, causs I admit I have never read Dylan Thomas, my quote is from Visions of Johanna, the Blonde on Blonde album...

and the Thumpster? gawd, my parents? who dredged them up? met my mom four times in my life and ain't seen dad for thirteen years...you might be right about their musical taste...but your guess would be as good as mine...

those dead white men? anachronistic? well, I realize their works are not illustrated by the Inquirer...

and you offer up Marilyn talking to Howard? I rest my case...did he show Howard his tits? causs last 97 times I watched Howard that was topic one through thirty-seven...thirty eight through ninety two being do ya do it anal...and then they fuzz out the boobs? explain?

OK, I am ragging...but at a serious attempt...

"The truth is most of us are a lot more like the freaks on the Jerry Springer show than we'd ever admit."
-(paraphrase) Marilyn Manson

what makes the freaks on Jerry freaks, is not who or what or how they live...it is that they wanna tell me about it? now explain that to me?

I ain't nuthin like them causs am not fightin some linebacker shoutin bleeped out words to tell it all to the world...like McCluhan said "the media is the message"...don't matter what they are saying...is juss how they are saying it...but then McCluhan is a dead white anachranism anyway...

and yeah, I know I can't spell...