Fuck, Marry, Kill

[Amanda330]

Fuck @Wand3rlust sarcastic and sexy wanker
Marry @crazychemgirl she's sexy and has amazing boobs
Kill @Dubinsky but I still love your ghosty

 

[RideFl71]

Marry @Wand3rlust
Fuck @Amanda330
Kill @Dubinsky sorry.. Luck of the draw

 

[Mr_bogey]

Fuck @crazychemgirl - because crazy = fun
Marry @Amanda330 because we fucked last time and it was spectacular
Kill - @RideFl71 for skipping CCG

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck @Amanda330
Marry @Mr_bogey
Kill @RideFl71

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck @crazychemgirl
Marry @Mr_bogey
Suggest a throuple to the above two
And then, sorry, kill @RideFl71

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuck @crazychemgirl so I can see for myself. Bring crackers.
Mary @morelikeasong. Because I have plans, but no crackers
Kill @Mr_bogey but can you blame me?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Fuck @crazychemgirl so I can see for myself. Bring crackers.
Mary @morelikeasong. Because I have plans, but no crackers
Kill @Mr_bogey but can you blame me?

Who is Mary and what does she have to do with MLAS and crackers?
Fuck @morelikeasong - do I really need a reason?
Marry @crazychemgirl to lock in #1
Kill @UnquietDreams - he knows why

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fuck @morelikeasong cause I'm not stupid
Marry @Mr_bogey so I can help him find his ass
Kill @UnquietDreams cause someone has to die

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuck @OrdinaryPerson because she is spathic.
Marry @morelikeasong because stars and stones, she is a beautiful woman
Kill @Mr_bogey for being pedantic when I misspelled 'marry'

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @Mr_bogey and enjoy a few bourbons afterwards to celebrate our joy
Marry @OrdinaryPerson because

Kill @UnquietDreams which I know is unseemly on his bday, so I’ll be quick about it

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck @Bry1313 ...
Marry @UnquietDreams Happy birthday!
Kill @OrdinaryPerson ...

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck @UnquietDreams for his birthday
Marry @Bry1313 so I can put his meat in my mouth all the time
Kill @dawn_of_night for no good reason

 

[EricaAnna]

Fuck @dawn_of_night
Marry @morelikeasong
Kill @Bry1313

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck @dawn_of_night
Marry @morelikeasong
Kill @EricaAnna (with kindness)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fuck @EricaAnna
Marry @crazychemgirl and spend my life in penance for the shudder bringing her Cheetos in bed
Kill @ICM871 cause stranger danger.

 

[EricaAnna]

Fuck @crazychemgirl with ghost sex after killing me with kindness
Marry @SalaciousMonkey22 because it's close to Salacious Crumb.
Kill @ICM8781 for no reason whatsoever

 

[Amanda330]

Fuck @EricaAnna hottie. Heyyyy
Marry @SalaciousMonkey22 so we can be witty and make each other laugh forever.
Kill @ICM8781

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck @Amanda330
Marry @EricaAnna
Kill @SalaciousMonkey22

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Fuck @Amanda330
Marry @crazychemgirl
Kill @EricaAnna but only because the rules say that's what I have to do with the third person. I bear them no ill will. Expecting to be on the receiving end of a couple of executions myself

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Fuck all three of you. The fun we’ll have.
Marry no one. I’d need a prenup.
Kill no one. I’m a pacifist.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck all three of you. The fun we’ll have.
Marry no one. I’d need a prenup.
Kill no one. I’m a pacifist.

***not a post.

Someone kill this wank.

 

[Amanda330]

***not a post.

Someone kill this wank.

Calling him a wank is too kind.

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @Otis_Ravelli because I want to hear his O voice done in BBC style
Marry @crazychemgirl for reasons given all over Lit
Kill @UWERETHINKINGIT for just the biggest wanker (and not the good kind of wanker) post here of all time.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fuck @Otis_Ravelli we're not aquainted, but i hear sex with strangers is hot
Marry @crazychemgirl because she's brilliant & fucking hot
Kill @UWERETHINKINGIT by hanging him upside down with a small puncture in his corotid artery

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Fuck @Tigobitties98 because of course
Marry @Amanda330 because we'd have way too much fun
Kill @Bry1313 because he'd do the same in my situation