What would you do with this?

[VerbalRK]

Cookies! It’s for making cookies, you freaking perverts!!!!!
People get really hungry after orgies!

 

[Maveryk]

This reminds me of a story I heard once: a woman noticed her partner would bring a whole stick of butter into the bathroom with him occasionally. She eventually found out what he was doing with them but wouldn't reveal it because it was so disturbing.

But in this case, it's probably just for lots of cookies. Surely.

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

Let your imagination run wild.
Cookies, lube who knows.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Was doing a Walmart order for someone and they ordered 32 sticks of butter… got me thinking.

What would you do with it? Feel free to respond to the 32 sticks of butter or share your own thing and ask what people would do with it.

Can be serious, funny, or stupid answers!!

Stocking stuffers for Christmas

 

[RDM97756]

Cheesecakes… lots of them…

 

[Jax1973]

Was doing a Walmart order for someone and they ordered 32 sticks of butter… got me thinking.

What would you do with it? Feel free to respond to the 32 sticks of butter or share your own thing and ask what people would do with it.

Can be serious, funny, or stupid answers!!

You could fuck 32 Thanks Giving Turkeys lmfao just don’t stay for dinner!

 

[boo56]

Was doing a Walmart order for someone and they ordered 32 sticks of butter… got me thinking.

What would you do with it? Feel free to respond to the 32 sticks of butter or share your own thing and ask what people would do with it.

Can be serious, funny, or stupid answers!!

I'd make about a hundred croissants.

 

[Emma_O]

Just enough to do popcorn for a month

Ha! I was thinking the same thing! It's like a food group all its own at our house.

 

[Marlboroguy]

I would use it to grease the floors in the homes of several members of the Los Angeles Dodgers so they slip and fall.

 

[SparkleFur]

Puff pastry - anything that involves lamination, shortbread, popcorn (thanks to my fellow popcorn freaks for the suggestion - mmmm)...

Last Tango in Paris?

 

[baculum]

It would make quite a bit of buttercream icing

 

[JuicyLittleKitty]

Was doing a Walmart order for someone and they ordered 32 sticks of butter… got me thinking.

What would you do with it? Feel free to respond to the 32 sticks of butter or share your own thing and ask what people would do with it.

Can be serious, funny, or stupid answers!!

I'd make cakes. I'd make chocolates. And have myself served up as a serving platter decorated with them.

 

[MenahMenah]

I crack up thinking about one of my entries in the Meijer customer database.... Needed bananas for lunch that week and Draino for what ever drain was clogged. Was in a hurry checking out with only these two items and when it asked if I wanted a gift receipt I didn't pay attention and hit yes....

I'm just glad that was before they did the coupons by mail using that data....

 

[Pad_Foot]

Did the order also include a LOT of Rice Crispies and marshmallows? If so, they are making a huge edible sculpture

 

[Jada59]

Freeze it

 

[CX726577]

Isn't that around the normal amount for a typical Julia Childs recipe?

 

[ny_m_teacher]

Butter Sculpture of Venus

 

[ApeOfEarth]

A large four tier wedding cake?

 

[Horndauwg]

A remake of Last Tango in Paris

get the butter

 

[stxjimmy]

get the butter

Glad someone got the reference!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Slip and slide

 

[Pad_Foot]

Slip and slide

Group slip and slide

 

[Slaneshforfun69]

I did Instacart for a little while. Had fun with it. Funniest order was at a Dollar General. Only 3 things on the order, duct tape, 6 pack Diet Coke and large butterfinger candy bar. The notes on the order said, “ Oh God, get duct tape, don’t forget the duct tape!”

 

[Horndauwg]

Group slip and slide

Naked slip and slide .

 

[dennis88]

32 sticks?? That’s not a grocery order, that’s a butter-based business plan - croissants for everyone!!!