What would you do with this?

[VerbalRK]

Cookies! It’s for making cookies, you freaking perverts!!!!!
People get really hungry after orgies!

 

[Maveryk]

This reminds me of a story I heard once: a woman noticed her partner would bring a whole stick of butter into the bathroom with him occasionally. She eventually found out what he was doing with them but wouldn't reveal it because it was so disturbing.

But in this case, it's probably just for lots of cookies. Surely.