Fuck, Marry, Kill

[Amanda330]

Fuck @UnquietDreams because he is so kind.
Marry @Bry1313 so we can sarcastically judge everyone forever.
Kill @__Nathan1968 for using the double underscore in his username.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Fuck @Amanda330 - duh
Marry @Bry1313 - he has the best meat
Kill @__Nathan1968 because I'm jealous of his invention (and the double __ is annoying)

 

[Lindi37]

Fuck @Mr_bogey
Marry @Bry1313
Kill… well this is awkward

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Fuck @Amanda330
Marry @Lindi37
Kill @Mr_bogey even one _ is unacceptable to me.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fuck @Lindi37 girl, you're hot!
Mary @Mr_bogey we'd never run out of things to talk about, and he might finally see me topless
Kill @Otis_Ravelli sorry, it had to be someone!

 

[Photog1rl]

Fuck @Otis_Ravelli the whole fucking a stranger fantasy of mine.
Marry @Tigobitties98 if you don't want to marry her you're a ding dong.
Kill @Lindi37 becuase she didn't kill anyone and felt too awkward

 

[AuntieDisco]

Fuck @Photog1rl
Marry @Tigobitties98
Kill @Otis_Ravelli

 

[Biggalute]

Such wonderful choices
Fuck @AuntieDisco so gorgeous
Marry @Tigobitties98 so gorgeous
Kill @Photog1rl so gorgeous

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Hmm... fuck @Photog1rl
Marry @AuntieDisco
Kill @Biggalute

 

[Mr_bogey]

Fuck @Biggalute - he should be docile after all that Guinness
Marry @AuntieDisco do I really need a reason? Who wouldn't want to wake up to her every day
Kill @Whiskeyjack to put him out of his misery before the 7th graders get him.

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @Whiskeyjack and while he is resting in bliss, raid his stash and bring home to
Marry @Mr_bogey and we can forever host bourbon club together
Kill @Biggalute because you lack the requisite brown water

 

[Biggalute]

Fuck @Biggalute - he should be docile after all that Guinness
Marry @AuntieDisco do I really need a reason? Who wouldn't want to wake up to her every day
Kill @Whiskeyjack to put him out of his misery before the 7th graders get him.

Not kink shaming or anything, but fucking me is necrophilia

 

[Amanda330]

Fuck @Bry1313 because we're both such good givers
Marry @Whiskeyjack and start our Tits for Jesus cult
Kill @Mr_bogey because I've fucked and married him to death.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck @Bry1313
Marry @Amanda330 so she can cuddle with me
Kill @Biggalute

 

[Photog1rl]

Fuck @Amanda330 duh plus I’m not sure she wants marriage right now
Marry @dawn_of_night bevause she is fun and will keep me on my toes.
Kill @Bry1313 he likes being a zombie.

And @Biggalute you were skipped cause you didn’t really answer.

 

[Biggalute]

Fuck @Amanda330 just to keep our marriage fresh
Marry @Photog1rl for that smile everyday
Kill @dawn_of_night it's the first time, honest

 

[MissLabelled]

Fuck @Biggalute to apologize for killing last time I encountered him
Marry @Photog1rl because she seems like my kind of woman
Kill @Playfulnfun didn’t mean to, was just playing a little too hard

 

[EricaAnna]

Fuck @MissLabelled
Marry @Biggalute
Kill @Playfulnfun (sorry!)

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck @MissLabelled
Marry @EricaAnna
Kill @Playfulnfun

 

[Biggalute]

Fuck @EricaAnna coz it was wonderful last time
Marry @MissLabelled I hear she's a domestic goddess
Kill @dawn_of_night To be sure she hasn't risen

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fuck @Biggalute
Marry @dawn_of_night
Kill @EricaAnna

 

[__Nathan1968]

Fuck @dawn_of_night
Marry @Tigobitties98
Kill @Biggalute

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This is a toughy
Fuck @Biggalute because he's irreverently curious. We'll put an end to that
Marry @Tigobitties98 obviously
Kill @__Nathan1968 because of obligations of this game

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck @Tigobitties98 hey girl hey
Marry @__Nathan1968 so I can fuck him when I want
Kill @Biggalute sorry dude

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Fuck @Tigobitties98 hey girl hey
Marry @__Nathan1968 so I can fuck him when I want
Kill @Biggalute sorry dude

Our answers were so different!