Fuck you and the horse you rode in on...

[Cheri]

Scylis, nothing I love more than a mouthy man who can make me laugh!

 

[Mortto56]

"Good Old George"

I think George Carlin said it best:

'You better step on that clutch Bill or you'll fuck that engine again.'

'Fuck the ump, Fuck the ump, Fuck the ump.'

'Stop me before I fuck again'

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Another good one by George Carlin is on his "7 words you can't say on tv" "YOU CAN PRICK YOUR FINGER,BUT YOU CAN"T FINGER YOUR PRICK!".. LMAO every time I hear it.

 

[lethal_heartbreaker]

"deal with it or seek therapy"

 

[Adoratrice]

stole these off bumper stickers...
1. Don't fuck with me..I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
2. I still miss my ex-husband...but my aim is improving
3. dial 911..make a cop come.
4. Keep honking...I'm reloading.
Ummmm...There are a lot of Camaro's where I live.
Also seen on a huge ugly trunk at the airport: Don't laugh...your daughter could be in here.

*wondering if my dark side is showing*