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[Killswitch]

My search for scream jars found this...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0013ZCUTU/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/188-2802153-2407356

I looked as well and found this other thing too.

Sounded like a good idea and I'm always looking for a good idea/investment/business opportunity and reason to email Lori Greiner.

lol

 

[rimmy]

Unfortunately it is freezing outside and I have no waterfalls in stock at this moment.

But you have panties and a pillow, right?



Just saying.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

I looked as well and found this other thing too.

Sounded like a good idea and I'm always looking for a good idea/investment/business opportunity and reason to email Lori Greiner.

lol

Regardless. I'm sure there was a creepy kids show with screams locked in jars. And I can't find it and now I will go insane.

 

[moon_spirit]

I would really appreciate that.


I'd prefer if you used the panties you are currently wearing.


Thanks.

I'm sure you would.

 

[moon_spirit]

But you have panties and a pillow, right?



Just saying.

Crap. I just ran out.

 

[Killswitch]

Regardless. I'm sure there was a creepy kids show with screams locked in jars. And I can't find it and now I will go insane.

I have belly button fuzz locked in jars if that helps.

 

[neci]

burn it on the new moon.

 

[feverplanet]

Regardless. I'm sure there was a creepy kids show with screams locked in jars. And I can't find it and now I will go insane.

Peewee's Playhouse? Sounds like his oeuvre.

 

[moon_spirit]

I have belly button fuzz locked in jars if that helps.

How do you lock a jar?

 

[Killswitch]

How do you lock a jar?

Well it's not technically locked. They are mason jars but fuzz being what it is, there are physical limitations that makes escape impossible.

 

[bluebell]

What was the show/movie that had scream jars? I feel like it was Sesame Street. Which is sort of fucking creepy.

I don't know! Now all I can think of is the room full of heads in Return to Oz...

http://screencrush.com/files/2014/08/roz1.gif

My search for scream jars found this...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0013ZCUTU/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/188-2802153-2407356

Oooooh.

Unfortunately it is freezing outside and I have no waterfalls in stock at this moment.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Ugh. No. I don't think so. This reminds me of the time I tried to explain to my brother some movie, The Peanut Butter Solution, that we watched as kids that was the creepiest fucking movie ever and he had no idea what I was talking about. And then I found some whole online group of other people who had been traumatized by this movie and tried to shove it in his face like "see?!! It exists!" And he was like "ok." All unimpressed. Ugh.

Actually this is nothing like that story. But I'm frustrated none the less.

 

[moon_spirit]

Well it's not technically locked. They are mason jars but fuzz being what it is, there are physical limitations making escape impossible.

I understand now, much thanks. However, should the fuzz awaken hidden psychic abilities as it sits inside the jar, does this not pose a threat?

 

[rimmy]

Crap. I just ran out.

No crap, please. I ain't into that.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Well it's not technically locked. They are mason jars but fuzz being what it is, there are physical limitations that makes escape impossible.

Never underestimate fuzz.

 

[moon_spirit]

Ugh. No. I don't think so. This reminds me of the time I tried to explain to my brother some movie, The Peanut Butter Solution, that we watched as kids that was the creepiest fucking movie ever and he had no idea what I was talking about. And then I found some whole online group of other people who had been traumatized by this movie and tried to shove it in his face like "see?!! It exists!" And he was like "ok." All unimpressed. Ugh.

Actually this is nothing like that story. But I'm frustrated none the less.

Wait what movie was that?

 

[Killswitch]

Never underestimate fuzz.

I'm going for the Guinness record. There will be NO escapees!

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Wait what movie was that?

The Peanut Butter Solution.

My vague, terrified recollection is that it was about a creepy painter who kidnapped kids and made them grow their hair all long so he could cut if off and make magic paintbrushes with it that would like trap the kids in some alternate reality.


FYI: this could be totally made up.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

If you feel like screaming, watch that movie.

 

[Killswitch]

The Peanut Butter Solution.

My vague, terrified recollection is that it was about a creepy painter who kidnapped kids and made them grow their hair all long so he could cut if off and make magic paintbrushes with it that would like trap the kids in some alternate reality.


FYI: this could be totally made up.

I found this.

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13555073-the-screaming-staircase

By the way if the FBi comes knocking at my door for googling childrens screaming in closet you better have bail money!

 

[ElasticMermaid]

I found this.

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13555073-the-screaming-staircase

By the way if the FBi comes knocking at my door for googling childrens screaming in closet you better have bail money!

I will attempt to explain The Peanut Butter Solution. But apparently the first rule of TPBS is that no one talks about TPBS. So you're fucked.

 

[moon_spirit]

If you feel like screaming, watch that movie.

"Ghosts restore a boy's (Mathew Mackay) hair when it falls out from fright, but then it won't stop growing."

...

I was going to say something really nonchalant but then I remembered how hard I cried when I watched The Brave Little Toaster.

 

[moon_spirit]

I found this.

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13555073-the-screaming-staircase

By the way if the FBi comes knocking at my door for googling childrens screaming in closet you better have bail money!

Reminds me of something from Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

I'm almost crying from reading this plot synopsis. I totally forgot about peanut butter on the pubic hair. Holy shit. Someone was fucked up.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Peanut_Butter_Solution

 

[moon_spirit]

I'm almost crying from reading this plot synopsis. I totally forgot about peanut butter on the pubic hair. Holy shit. Someone was fucked up.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Peanut_Butter_Solution

What. The. Fuck.