Fucked up ideas about you people....
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Naked Hunny
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Actually.....
The only reason i have this many posts is because i was laid off last week but im back to work now so i should slow down a bit!! Maybe....
The only reason i have this many posts is because i was laid off last week but im back to work now so i should slow down a bit!! Maybe....
Endlessly
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*LMFAO*
Jade, if Dixon and I ever spawned a child, it would never be a movie star. The sex drive on that kiddo would be so huge that once it hit puberty, it wouldn't have TIME to be famous.
Not that I'm not willing to try. *singsong voice* Oh Diiiiiiiixon...
*cough* ANYway. *L*
I know you're married, Jade, but I can see the kid from you and Weird Harold. Intelligent, insightful, funny and talented. Would go into politics to genuinely try to make the world a better place.
Jade, if Dixon and I ever spawned a child, it would never be a movie star. The sex drive on that kiddo would be so huge that once it hit puberty, it wouldn't have TIME to be famous.
Not that I'm not willing to try. *singsong voice* Oh Diiiiiiiixon...
*cough* ANYway. *L*
I know you're married, Jade, but I can see the kid from you and Weird Harold. Intelligent, insightful, funny and talented. Would go into politics to genuinely try to make the world a better place.
Hecate
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*just for once staring in disbelief*
Ohhh my GOD!!!!!
Don't you ladies have any mercy with poor Jeffy-puppy??? Give him to me for first lessons ... oh my, oh my ... I sure am honoured *g*
Any specials I should teach him ladies? I mean - full body massages and foot rubs are on the basic schedule ... just as the other 1001 ways of pleasing a Lady ... so - any takers for when I am done? You know - a good Mistress cares to see her well trained puppies given a good permanent home .... how about you Naked Hunny? He was meant for you in the first place anyway and he sure won't be in your "no-no" category anymore after I am done with him *weg*
OK Jeffy-puppy - sit ... and wag this tail....hmm - hey he is damn good in the "aren't I looking sooooo cute and cuddly " bit already so I can proceed to the "Look how naughty I can get" lesson right away *g*
and Never - if you come over with that french bread and butter I'll open a bottle of Chateau Bois Noire and hey, we may get Xander over to compose a nice little melody to those lyrics you wrote ... and if you are reaaallyy good (sorry Xander - I mean hey - you knew I would anyway right??) I will tell you what Xander really meant to say
Ohhh my GOD!!!!!
Don't you ladies have any mercy with poor Jeffy-puppy??? Give him to me for first lessons ... oh my, oh my ... I sure am honoured *g*
Any specials I should teach him ladies? I mean - full body massages and foot rubs are on the basic schedule ... just as the other 1001 ways of pleasing a Lady ... so - any takers for when I am done? You know - a good Mistress cares to see her well trained puppies given a good permanent home .... how about you Naked Hunny? He was meant for you in the first place anyway and he sure won't be in your "no-no" category anymore after I am done with him *weg*
OK Jeffy-puppy - sit ... and wag this tail....hmm - hey he is damn good in the "aren't I looking sooooo cute and cuddly " bit already so I can proceed to the "Look how naughty I can get" lesson right away *g* and Never - if you come over with that french bread and butter I'll open a bottle of Chateau Bois Noire and hey, we may get Xander over to compose a nice little melody to those lyrics you wrote ... and if you are reaaallyy good (sorry Xander - I mean hey - you knew I would anyway right??) I will tell you what Xander really meant to say
Jade I agree you start you have to finish girl ....
Now tell me who I am with ... and don't disapoint me either ... you might get a spanking if you do.
*jummping up and down stammping feet*
I have to know, I have to know.
*whining at Jade* OH comon Jade tell me please, pretty please ... with sugar and a cherry on top.
I'll be good if you tell me, give you anything.
Now tell me who I am with ... and don't disapoint me either ... you might get a spanking if you do.
*jummping up and down stammping feet*
I have to know, I have to know.
*whining at Jade* OH comon Jade tell me please, pretty please ... with sugar and a cherry on top.
I'll be good if you tell me, give you anything.
LMAO...Ok Rosie...threesome with you, me and Xander. You've got yourself a deal!
Now, I'd say that these folks would make a neat couple:
DCL and Whisper - Because they're both kick ass writers...although I, personally, would rather have DCL to myself.
Nikki and HandyAndy - Well, 'cause they're both so damn sweet and cute.
LL and Lasher - Gotta agree w/ya' on that one.
Hecate and ShyGuy - They just seem ideal to me.
Rosebud and MM - Well, she has a thing for his magic wand and crystal balls, ya' know.
Wizard and Deborah - (sorry Skitten) Well, she could teach the poor guy to spell.
Chef and Tiggs - I just think those two would have lots of fun together.
Ok, that's all I could think of off the top of my head.
Now, I'd say that these folks would make a neat couple:
DCL and Whisper - Because they're both kick ass writers...although I, personally, would rather have DCL to myself.
Nikki and HandyAndy - Well, 'cause they're both so damn sweet and cute.
LL and Lasher - Gotta agree w/ya' on that one.
Hecate and ShyGuy - They just seem ideal to me.
Rosebud and MM - Well, she has a thing for his magic wand and crystal balls, ya' know.
Wizard and Deborah - (sorry Skitten) Well, she could teach the poor guy to spell.
Chef and Tiggs - I just think those two would have lots of fun together.
Ok, that's all I could think of off the top of my head.
Lethal_beauty_27
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im just curious, who do you see me with ?
LOL...well, this really isn't my thread, but....
Sonora, I'd put you with HandyAndy also...he's got some piercings, and I think you two might look good together. Of course, you might end up in a threesome with Nikki.
LethalBeauty...I'd put you with Oliver 'cause with your "lethal beauty", he's qualified to revive folks who get a glimpse of that beauty. And hey, from what Rosie says, he's a knockout, himself!
Sonora, I'd put you with HandyAndy also...he's got some piercings, and I think you two might look good together. Of course, you might end up in a threesome with Nikki.
LethalBeauty...I'd put you with Oliver 'cause with your "lethal beauty", he's qualified to revive folks who get a glimpse of that beauty. And hey, from what Rosie says, he's a knockout, himself!
Never
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Mercy on Jeff? I don't know, you mean you're going to have mercy on him?
You are the expert so I suppose we should bow to your superior judgment and leave him to your TLC.
Pardon me while I stumble over myself to bring you a loaf of Artisan bread and a pad of Tillamook butter. Now, where was I? Oh yes, you were wondering if I was reaaallyy good. Now, I'm in no position to say, so perhaps you should just find out for yourself, I am practicing to be the best you know.
Hmmm.. when do you lean over and whisper in my ear what Xander said?
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*Wondering how Hecate likes the English tongue*
You are the expert so I suppose we should bow to your superior judgment and leave him to your TLC.
Pardon me while I stumble over myself to bring you a loaf of Artisan bread and a pad of Tillamook butter. Now, where was I? Oh yes, you were wondering if I was reaaallyy good. Now, I'm in no position to say, so perhaps you should just find out for yourself, I am practicing to be the best you know.
Hmmm.. when do you lean over and whisper in my ear what Xander said?
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~*Wondering how Hecate likes the English tongue*
Never
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Dave 79 and dee_cole: Their child would be rude, obnoxious and die horribly before the age of twenty four by being torn limb from limb by an angry mob.
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*Doesn't think anyone would be insane enough to have children with me on this thread*
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~*Doesn't think anyone would be insane enough to have children with me on this thread*
Svedish_Chef
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Oh if you want april... come and pair with Beaker here I am sure he would be happy to help... I mean he is any other time. Failing that the chef would be quite happy to eat you... I mean greet you.
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Naked Hunny
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ok seriously now
Who do you people see me with i weally wanna know!!!
Who do you people see me with i weally wanna know!!!
Floating Head
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My $0.02.
Skibum and WS - Definately a good match. A kind gentleman with a passionate sultry teacher. Children would be thoughtful, kind and extremely bright with a love for snow.
Naked Hunny and Jeff - Someone full of energy an vibrancy for the ever fun loving Jeff. She would be so good for him, but only if she could keep up with him. Children would be tall, lovable and jocks.
Nicole and Slut_boy - A very loving engergetic woman that would give new meaning to Slut_boy's life. Children would be fun loving, very smart and very loved. This would be such a cool couple. Possibly the best match I could see here.
Angelique and Xander - Just because they go good together! They belong with each other. Children would be, I mean Will be, muscial and very artistic with a lot of love around them. Of course, they will know the PPP dance.
Never and Expertise - A very obscure woman that will never be able to be pinned down, although if any one can do it, it will be Expertise. Children would be athletic, dreamers and most likely scholar atheletes.
LL and MM - The beautiful, witty and intellingent LL may be the only one able to charm and control the magician, might even get him to smile once in a while and stop flirting with Nicole. MM would be very good at pushing all of LL's buttons. An interesting match! Verbally dyanamic, very loved, fun loving and wonderfully bright children would be the outcome of these two.
Lasher and Siren - Now, although these two seem like they would never work, that's the reason it might. A strong willed woman with an equally opinionated man. Children would undoubtably be very bright, well educated and mannered and have direction in their life.
Hecate and Golden - A sultry woman that could control the Golden man, but she would also love the attention he could give her. Something about these two would go good together Children would be full of life, very loved and have blonde hair.
[Edited by Floating Head on 08-15-2000 at 11:32 PM]
Skibum and WS - Definately a good match. A kind gentleman with a passionate sultry teacher. Children would be thoughtful, kind and extremely bright with a love for snow.
Naked Hunny and Jeff - Someone full of energy an vibrancy for the ever fun loving Jeff. She would be so good for him, but only if she could keep up with him. Children would be tall, lovable and jocks.
Nicole and Slut_boy - A very loving engergetic woman that would give new meaning to Slut_boy's life. Children would be fun loving, very smart and very loved. This would be such a cool couple. Possibly the best match I could see here.
Angelique and Xander - Just because they go good together! They belong with each other. Children would be, I mean Will be, muscial and very artistic with a lot of love around them. Of course, they will know the PPP dance.
Never and Expertise - A very obscure woman that will never be able to be pinned down, although if any one can do it, it will be Expertise. Children would be athletic, dreamers and most likely scholar atheletes.
LL and MM - The beautiful, witty and intellingent LL may be the only one able to charm and control the magician, might even get him to smile once in a while and stop flirting with Nicole. MM would be very good at pushing all of LL's buttons. An interesting match! Verbally dyanamic, very loved, fun loving and wonderfully bright children would be the outcome of these two.
Lasher and Siren - Now, although these two seem like they would never work, that's the reason it might. A strong willed woman with an equally opinionated man. Children would undoubtably be very bright, well educated and mannered and have direction in their life.
Hecate and Golden - A sultry woman that could control the Golden man, but she would also love the attention he could give her. Something about these two would go good together Children would be full of life, very loved and have blonde hair.
[Edited by Floating Head on 08-15-2000 at 11:32 PM]
