Fuckety-fuck-bollocks-shit-wank-cunt

[EnglishWimp]

What does the red 'H' mean next to a story?

 

[carsonshepherd]

What does the red 'H' mean next to a story?

How would you know? You must've been looking at my member page.

 

[EnglishWimp]

Is that what they call it now? "member page?"

 

[Guest]

Yes, but I lovingly refer to mine as my "Twat page".

 

[carsonshepherd]

Is that what they call it now? "member page?"

Sure... just take a really close look at it. Closer now... a little closer...

 

[Darktouch]

Hi there!

Hi all, have I missed anything in the last six months or so? <laugh>

 

[EnglishWimp]

Why, carson, tatelou, between two such attractive people, I just don't know which way to turn....

 

[Guest]

Re: Hi there!

Hi all, have I missed anything in the last six months or so? <laugh>

Hi Darktouch!

Where you been at?

Now, let's think... what have you missed...?

Not a lot, really!

Just the usual flirty lot.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Why, carson, tatelou, between two such attractive people, I just don't know which way to turn....

What can we do to help you make up your mind?

 

[Guest]

Why, carson, tatelou, between two such attractive people, I just don't know which way to turn....

Then don't. We are both here.

 

[EnglishWimp]

Well, we could all fuck each other until we're a senseless sticky mass of spunk and saliva. Just an idea.

 

[Darktouch]

I have been off-line, trying to start a lit 12 step program <laugh> any takers?

 

[Guest]

Well, we could all fuck each other until we're a senseless sticky mass of spunk and saliva. Just an idea.

I've heard worse ideas. Far worse ideas. I'm game, dunno about Carson, though!

 

[Guest]

I have been off-line, trying to start a lit 12 step program <laugh> any takers?

And what would that entail, exactly?

 

[Darktouch]

All jokes aside, I have been working on finding myself and did too, but then I misplaced me again, so if anyone sees me could you send me to me?

 

[EnglishWimp]

Tatelou, I would have added cuntjuice to the list of fluids, but I don't know the correct technical term

 

[EnglishWimp]

Darktouch, the first step in any Lit course is surely to grease yourself up and get out the Marmite

 

[Darktouch]

Tech name

English, the technical name for that is "ambrosia"

 

[Guest]

All jokes aside, I have been working on finding myself and did too, but then I misplaced me again, so if anyone sees me could you send me to me?

Ok, I'll have a look in the cupboards and give you a shout if I find you. Know the feeling, btw.

 

[EnglishWimp]

Re: Tech name

English, the technical name for that is "ambrosia"

I think that's a kind of Creamed Rice over here.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Re: Re: Tech name

I think that's a kind of Creamed Rice over here.

Which is "farina" to us.

Well, we could all fuck each other until we're a senseless sticky mass of spunk and saliva. Just an idea.

Glad to see you back to your old self, whoever the fuck you are. I get first crack at Lou - been trying to see down her top for ages.

 

[Darktouch]

Well, at least the creamed part is right English

 

[EnglishWimp]

I'd like to see Tatelou Farina her panties. Hey, that makes me het, I think...

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'd like to see Tatelou Farina her panties. Hey, that makes me het, I think...

Nah. I wouldn't mind it myself!

 

[Guest]

Lou is remaining silent for the rest of this conversation.