Fucking Shitty island

[Guest]

Coming to the Lit these days is like reporting to parole office. I swear once this cop business blows over, I'm leaving this fucking xenophobic faggotty little island.

I shit you not.

 

[wishfulthinking]

I thought 'fucking shitting island' was a trendy new gay term. Bloody misleading thread titles!

 

[wistfulthinking]

I thought 'fucking shitting island' was a trendy new gay term.

I wouldn't know, I'm a virgin.

 

[gauchecritic]

wistfulthinking

Another one to the collection?

 

[Guest]

Another one to the collection?

like an epidemic. one day, it'll be just him.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I thought 'fucking shitting island' was a trendy new gay term. Bloody misleading thread titles!

Actually it is and CV was going to talk about it, but he chickened out. It's not like you did anything wrong, baby.

 

[doormouse]

awwwww CV... ride your blow up version of boxofrocks to shore.

OMG was i nasty?

Someone put me over their knee QUICKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Another one to the collection?

Not mine.

It's either one of yours, or most likely, one of lame twaticus' who can't take what she had asked for.

Never mind. My heart is in South Cal.

 

[NoJo]

awwwww CV... ride your blow up version of boxofrocks to shore.

OMG was i nasty?

Someone put me over their knee QUICKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

I have a slight touch of gout. So is it okay if I put you over a chair instead?

 

[Guest]

I have a slight touch of gout. So is it okay if I put you over a chair instead?

OK.

 

[BlackShanglan]

... this fucking xenophobic faggotty little island.

Will's line before he changed it to "this scepter'd isle." Personally, I prefer the draft version.

Shanglan

 

[wishfulthinking]

Another one to the collection?

My bad!

On another thread I was joking about people PMing me when they change user names so I don't get confused, and I mentioned in my next incarnation I should be wisTfulthinking.

And then I got thinking... what if someone has that name and do what they did to Badgirl? So I quickly registered.

But in my defence, I'm generally not a paranoid schizo [that I know of]

Oh shit. My bad again. Defending CV

 

[cantdog]

You ought to be more careful how you talk like a paranoid. Be more, I dunno, paranoid about it. I mean, anyone could be listening.

They could be.

 

[wishfulthinking]

Bloody hell. You dare to accuse me of not being suitably paranoid? Now I know you are all out to get me!!