Funny pictures VI (No gifs, please)

Haste is the Devil . . .

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God was giving out traits to Adam and Eve. He had two left and decided to ask their preference. He said, β€œSo I have two things left for you both. The first is peeing while standing up…"

” Adam jumped up and said, β€œMe! Me! I want to pee standing up! Then I can just pee wherever I am standing. Oh, and I can write my name in the snow!” God said, β€œAre you sure you want it? I haven’t even said what the other trait is?” Adam said, β€œI don’t care. Peeing standing up is so cool, nothing can beat that!”

God shrugged and asked, β€œEve, are you ok with this?” Eve looked at how happy Adam was and shrugged herself. β€œIt’s ok, I’m sure I’ll also be happy with whatever I get.”

God nodded, β€œYes. For you Eve, the last trait, then - Multiple orgasms.”

(personal aside: "Adam, you idiot !!!")
 
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