Funny pictures VI (No gifs, please)

I was buying fresh produce so I have the uninspiring choice of:
  • ‘Lil potatoes’ sounds a bit like I have a tiny sack. ‘Lil spuds’ isn’t much better.
  • ‘Lil broccolini’ ain’t gonna get me no street cred.
  • ‘Lil lettuce’ sounds like a vegan kindergartner.
  • ‘Lil carrot’ is just, well, obviously bad. ‘Lil carat’ might work if I want to be anti-gangsta.
I’d better resign myself to not having a career as a hip hop artist.

Lucky for me (and the world), I wasn’t planning on trying.
 
I was buying fresh produce so I have the uninspiring choice of:
  • ‘Lil potatoes’ sounds a bit like I have a tiny sack. ‘Lil spuds’ isn’t much better.
  • ‘Lil broccolini’ ain’t gonna get me no street cred.
  • ‘Lil lettuce’ sounds like a vegan kindergartner.
  • ‘Lil carrot’ is just, well, obviously bad. ‘Lil carat’ might work if I want to be anti-gangsta.
I’d better resign myself to not having a career as a hip hop artist.

Lucky for me (and the world), I wasn’t planning on trying.
Lil' Stubby and the Disappointments.
 
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