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Funny pictures VI (No gifs, please)
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A man went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost? The man said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped! The priest said, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box!
The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!
The man replied, Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost? The man said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped! The priest said, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box!
The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!
The man replied, Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!
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Millennial here, and I know all but the bottom right. What the fuck is that?
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Think music.Millennial here, and I know all but the bottom right. What the fuck is that?
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That one threw me for a second too. Here's a clue:Millennial here, and I know all but the bottom right. What the fuck is that?
https://media.tenor.com/-SyxAA4sOIQAAAAM/roarscars-cue-the-music.gif
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First question is do you know what a chalkboard isMillennial here, and I know all but the bottom right. What the fuck is that?
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Those are chalk holders for drawing lines for musicMillennial here, and I know all but the bottom right. What the fuck is that?
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The elementary school I went to had black boards, but I've never seen such a thing in my life. I love it.
The elementary school where I teach has projectors and white boards, so no need for something so ingenious.
