funny sex stories
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Reverend Ike
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Shower fun
In college I'm over at my girlfiriends in the afternoon, its hotter than hell and we decide to shower together. Things get frisky fast and we're going at it pretty hard in the shower. As I'm holding her up and pushing her back against the shower enclosure. The walls of the enclosure give way, crashing to the floor.
Thankfully we didn't fall but water is going everywhere, the roomates come running in with both of us standing there aroused and naked. To say the least the mood was definately broken (till we cleaned up and got back to the bedroom).
In college I'm over at my girlfiriends in the afternoon, its hotter than hell and we decide to shower together. Things get frisky fast and we're going at it pretty hard in the shower. As I'm holding her up and pushing her back against the shower enclosure. The walls of the enclosure give way, crashing to the floor.
Thankfully we didn't fall but water is going everywhere, the roomates come running in with both of us standing there aroused and naked. To say the least the mood was definately broken (till we cleaned up and got back to the bedroom).
knightstalker
oral sex junkie
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When me and my ex started dating we were at a bar and got horny so we decidid to go in the car find a spot and get it on...well found the spot laid the seats back and started to go at it ..All the sudden therev was a knock at the window and there stood two cops ...They were more amused than anything and let us go with a warning ..After they left I looked up and saw we parked right under a no parking sing ..We still get a laugh out of that one..
wildrose70
~Sexy Guru~~~
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Well prbly one of the funniest one's so far...was when my lover came to see me...and decided to use the kitchen table...things were going great....untill I kicked back and knocked the whole spoon rack off the wall.....but thank god it was after 
I do tend to get a little carried away
I do tend to get a little carried away
catastrophe
Really Really Experienced
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I was having fun with this older guy at his house one night. He had two kids, they were in the next room with the nanny. At one point, one of them comes knocking on the door and says "We know what you're doing! We know you're not 'just talking' in there!"
Classic.
xoxo
cat
Classic.
xoxo
cat
islander01
Nipple Inspector
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every time I ask for sex, I get a laugh
I was with my Dom friend one night really getting into it... I was blindfolded going into my own world and I just about jumped out of my skin, leaving my restraints behind!! The cat decided to examine this certain spot with his cold nose... Woohoo!! Scared me half to death cause I didn't realize at first what/who it was.. lol
