GaryBob2's apology, rant and promo ideas

[The_Fool]

That was really good, Quas, laughed way out loud.

My elevators don't go up or down, you'd know that if you read my stories .

cheers, Perdita

Oh Yeah....I remember now....semi-enlightened look

Foolish Fool

 

[Gary Chambers]

Qusimodem lurks among the stacks waiting for a passing libidinous librarian. One happens along.

"Come with me to our sanctuary," Quasimodem appeals, revealing his quarkenian powered turbo reamer, "the bells of Alpha Centauri will peal your name in Morse code my darling."

The libidinous librarian glances at his offering.

"Oh, artificial insemination, try Agricultural Sciences in row 230 to 320," she says before waddling off to an erotic poetry reading.

 

[Quasimodem]

Who's this Quasimodo

My hunch is that you're talking about someone else

 

[MathGirl]

Hugo is the Victor!

Who's this Quasimodo? My hunch is that you're talking about someone else

Doesn't ring a bell with me.
LOL
MG
Ps. The boys at South Bend are having a terrible football season.

 

[Quasimodem]

. . . The boys at South Bend are having a terrible football season.

"South Bend . . . it sounds like dancing!" - Tracy Lords.

 

[Quasimodem]

Make that Tracy Samantha Lord.

 

[gauchecritic]

"South Bend . . . it sounds like dancing!" - Tracy Lords.

Either you're trying to post on two threads at once Quazi or you can't get porn starlettes out of your mind.

"snafroamericans"

Gauche

 

[Quasimodem]

I do NOT mean Tracy Lords, aka Tracie Lords, aka Traci Elizabeth Lords, the underage porn actress.

I was referring to Tracy Samantha Lord , the character played by Katherine Hepburn in "The Philadelphia Story " and by Grace Kelly in "High Society. "

And I wasn't the ONLY one having trouble with double posting this afternoon!