sga_swingers
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DA, Check your PM Box
Georgia directory?
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Dirty_Angel26
On my knees
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for some reason it says my pm box is full and there is nothing in there.
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sga_swingers
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Just wanted to wish everyone a good night.
We will check in tommorrow
We will check in tommorrow
My Erotic Tail
tale weaving
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Waves to Alabama and Georgia from Texas~
So if I find you in the kitchen..
what is it you'd be wishin?
Or if you are in the hall..
could we play with a ball?
The bathroom has lots things.
Specially water to wet a few things.
And the table is nice,
thinking of something to spice?
I think if we were in the car.
We probably wouldn't get near as far.
As if we were in the bedroom.
things could really get to zoom.
Now if we were in the bed.
What thought just went thru your head?
So if I find you in the kitchen..
what is it you'd be wishin?
Or if you are in the hall..
could we play with a ball?
The bathroom has lots things.
Specially water to wet a few things.
And the table is nice,
thinking of something to spice?
I think if we were in the car.
We probably wouldn't get near as far.
As if we were in the bedroom.
things could really get to zoom.
Now if we were in the bed.
What thought just went thru your head?
SpankMyMonkey
Really Really Experienced
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Trying to keep up with Bama.....
<SNIP>
Bush cost me my job, my kids and my houses
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind. I lost my job this past year. When Clinton was president I was secure and prosperous, but in the last year, we had to close our operations. We simply could not compete with foreign labor. This foreign labor worked for low pay under very bad conditions.
They worked very long shifts, and many even died on the job.
This competition could hardly be called "fair." I was forced out of the place where I had worked for 34 years.
Not a single government program was there to help me.
How can Bush call himself "compassionate?" Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush's evil war in Iraq. They gave their lives for their country, and for what? So that Bush's oil buddies can get rich. My pain of losing my sons is indescribable.
While it is trivial next to the loss of my sons, I regret to say that I also lost my home. I simply have nothing left. How can Bush call himself a Christian when he neglects people like me? I am a senior citizen with various medical problems. I'm not in a position where I can begin a new career. I was reduced to the point where I had to live in a hole in a ground, all because of President Bush.
And when the authorities found me there, did they have any compassion for my misfortune and ailments? No, I was arrested. Mr. Bush, I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a compassionate man! I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a Christian. If I had any money left, I would donate it to the Democrat Party.
If Al Gore had been elected in 2000 I would still have a job, a home, and most importantly, my dear sons!
Regards,
Saddam Hussein
</SNIP>
<SNIP>
Bush cost me my job, my kids and my houses
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind. I lost my job this past year. When Clinton was president I was secure and prosperous, but in the last year, we had to close our operations. We simply could not compete with foreign labor. This foreign labor worked for low pay under very bad conditions.
They worked very long shifts, and many even died on the job.
This competition could hardly be called "fair." I was forced out of the place where I had worked for 34 years.
Not a single government program was there to help me.
How can Bush call himself "compassionate?" Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush's evil war in Iraq. They gave their lives for their country, and for what? So that Bush's oil buddies can get rich. My pain of losing my sons is indescribable.
While it is trivial next to the loss of my sons, I regret to say that I also lost my home. I simply have nothing left. How can Bush call himself a Christian when he neglects people like me? I am a senior citizen with various medical problems. I'm not in a position where I can begin a new career. I was reduced to the point where I had to live in a hole in a ground, all because of President Bush.
And when the authorities found me there, did they have any compassion for my misfortune and ailments? No, I was arrested. Mr. Bush, I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a compassionate man! I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a Christian. If I had any money left, I would donate it to the Democrat Party.
If Al Gore had been elected in 2000 I would still have a job, a home, and most importantly, my dear sons!
Regards,
Saddam Hussein
</SNIP>
SpankMyMonkey
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Bring it girl......
<SNIP>
Things we all would like to say at work, but can't.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message..
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
</SNIP>
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<SNIP>
Things we all would like to say at work, but can't.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message..
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
</SNIP>
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Jayzan
Literotica Guru
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Morning all,
So how is everyone on this fine Tuesday morning? OK here, just trying to make a living.
Angel, How come I can't see your questions to Sga. Maybe I want to know the answers to that question too. I think you're just scared to ask such things in public. Remember, this is not a public place, it's our home!......Anyway, I'd like to know what goes through that pretty head of yours. If you get your answers, maybe you could let me know. I need all the help I can get apparently.
silver, good morning to you. Hope your resting nicely. I know you're always on the go. Don't forget to stop and smell the roses, or maybe a fresh angel. Can't you smell the exotic aroma of hot and wet. I know I can.
Sga, looking for a good day today, maybe we can finish our sex class. I have a lot of questions that normally would'nt get asked by shy people like myself.
Bama, good morning. So whats going on in your world today? I hope everything is going good.
Looks like a nice day, so everyone please have a great day.
Jay
So how is everyone on this fine Tuesday morning? OK here, just trying to make a living.
Angel, How come I can't see your questions to Sga. Maybe I want to know the answers to that question too. I think you're just scared to ask such things in public. Remember, this is not a public place, it's our home!......Anyway, I'd like to know what goes through that pretty head of yours. If you get your answers, maybe you could let me know. I need all the help I can get apparently.
silver, good morning to you. Hope your resting nicely. I know you're always on the go. Don't forget to stop and smell the roses, or maybe a fresh angel. Can't you smell the exotic aroma of hot and wet. I know I can.
Sga, looking for a good day today, maybe we can finish our sex class. I have a lot of questions that normally would'nt get asked by shy people like myself.
Bama, good morning. So whats going on in your world today? I hope everything is going good.
Looks like a nice day, so everyone please have a great day.
Jay
Why Women Cry
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a
woman,"
she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And
you
never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for
no
reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked,
"God,
why do women cry so easily?"
God said:
"When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection
that
many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else
gives
up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without
complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all
circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and
fashioned
her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but
sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him
unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use
whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the
clothes she
wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the
doorway
to her heart - the place where love resides."
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a
woman,"
she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And
you
never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for
no
reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked,
"God,
why do women cry so easily?"
God said:
"When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection
that
many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else
gives
up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without
complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all
circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and
fashioned
her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but
sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him
unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use
whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the
clothes she
wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the
doorway
to her heart - the place where love resides."
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A) Almost Boobs...
(B) Barely there.
(C) Can't Complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double dang!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake
(G) Get a Reduction.
(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up
THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
THERE IS MORE MONEY SPENT ON BREAST IMPLANTS AND VIAGRA THAN
ALZHEIMER'S RESEARCH. THIS MEANS THAT BY 2020 THERE SHOULD BE A
LARGE ELDERLY POPULATION WITH PERKY BOOBS AND HUGE ERECTIONS
AND ABSOLUTELY NO RECOLLECTION OF WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.
(A) Almost Boobs...
(B) Barely there.
(C) Can't Complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double dang!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake
(G) Get a Reduction.
(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up
THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
THERE IS MORE MONEY SPENT ON BREAST IMPLANTS AND VIAGRA THAN
ALZHEIMER'S RESEARCH. THIS MEANS THAT BY 2020 THERE SHOULD BE A
LARGE ELDERLY POPULATION WITH PERKY BOOBS AND HUGE ERECTIONS
AND ABSOLUTELY NO RECOLLECTION OF WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.
A Woman's Dream
>
>A teacher asked her class, "What do you want
>out of life?"
>
>A little girl in the back raised her hand and
>said, "All I want out of life
>is four animals."
>
>The teacher asked, "Really? And what four
>animals would that be?"
>
>The little girl replied, "a Mink on my back, a
>Jaguar in the garage, a Tiger
>in my bed, and a Jackass to pay for it all."
>
>The teacher fainted.
>
>A teacher asked her class, "What do you want
>out of life?"
>
>A little girl in the back raised her hand and
>said, "All I want out of life
>is four animals."
>
>The teacher asked, "Really? And what four
>animals would that be?"
>
>The little girl replied, "a Mink on my back, a
>Jaguar in the garage, a Tiger
>in my bed, and a Jackass to pay for it all."
>
>The teacher fainted.
IRAQ - VERY INTERESTING - DID YOU KNOW??????
>
>1. The garden of Eden was in Iraq. (It sure doesn't
look like Paradise
>on earth today thanks to Saddam.)
>
>2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of
civilization!
>
>3. Noah built the ark in Iraq.
>
>4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq.
>
>5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq.
>
>6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq.
>
>7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq.
>
>8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq.
>
>9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of
Israel.
>
>10. Amos cried out in Iraq.
>
>11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, dest royed Jerusalem.
>
>12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq.
>
>13. The 3 Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq
(that's good news to
>know that JESUS has been in Iraq too as the 4th person in
the fiery
>furnace!)
>
>14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon, carried the Jews
captive into Iraq.
>
>16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq.
>
>17. The wise men were from Iraq. (Where are the "wise"
men today?)
>
>18. Peter preached in Iraq.
>
>19. The "Empire of Man" described in Revelation is called
Babylon which
>was
>a city in Iraq.
>
>And you have probably seen this one. Israel is the nation
most often
>mentioned in the Bible. But do you know which nation is
second? It is
>Iraq! However, that is not the name that is used in the
Bible. The names
>used in the Bible were Babylon, Land of Shinar, and
Mesopotamia. The word
>Mesopotamia means between the two rivers, more exactly
between the Tigris
>and Euphrates Rivers. The name Iraq, means country with
deep roots.
>Indeed
>Iraq is a country with deep roots and is a very
significant country in the
>Bible. Here's why:
>
>* Eden was in Iraq - Genesis 2:10-14
>* Adam and Eve were created in Iraq - Genesis 2:7-8
>* Satan made his first recorded appearance in Iraq -
Genesis 3:1-6
>* Nimrod established Babylon and the Tower of Babel was
build in Iraq -
>Genesis 10:8-9 and 11:1-4
>* The confusion of the languages took place in Iraq -
Genesis 11:5-11
>* Abraham came from a city in Iraq - Genesis 11:31 and
Acts 7:2-4
>* Isaac's bride came from Iraq - Genesis 24:3-4 and 10
>* Jacob spend 20 years in Ir aq - Genesis 27:42-45 and
31:38
>* The first world Empire was in Iraq - Daniel 1:1-2 and
2:36-38
>* The greatest revival in history was in a city in Iraq -
Jonah 3
>* The events of the book of Esther took place in Iraq -
Esther
>* The book of Nahum was a prophecy against a city in Iraq
- Nahum
>* The book of Revelation has prophecies against Babylon,
which was the old
>name for the nation of Iraq - Revelation 17 and 18
>
>No other nation, except Israel, has more history and
prophecy associated
>with it than Iraq.
"Remember,Noah's Ark was Built by Amateurs;The Titanic was Built by Pros!"
>
>1. The garden of Eden was in Iraq. (It sure doesn't
look like Paradise
>on earth today thanks to Saddam.)
>
>2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of
civilization!
>
>3. Noah built the ark in Iraq.
>
>4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq.
>
>5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq.
>
>6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq.
>
>7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq.
>
>8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq.
>
>9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of
Israel.
>
>10. Amos cried out in Iraq.
>
>11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, dest royed Jerusalem.
>
>12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq.
>
>13. The 3 Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq
(that's good news to
>know that JESUS has been in Iraq too as the 4th person in
the fiery
>furnace!)
>
>14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon, carried the Jews
captive into Iraq.
>
>16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq.
>
>17. The wise men were from Iraq. (Where are the "wise"
men today?)
>
>18. Peter preached in Iraq.
>
>19. The "Empire of Man" described in Revelation is called
Babylon which
>was
>a city in Iraq.
>
>And you have probably seen this one. Israel is the nation
most often
>mentioned in the Bible. But do you know which nation is
second? It is
>Iraq! However, that is not the name that is used in the
Bible. The names
>used in the Bible were Babylon, Land of Shinar, and
Mesopotamia. The word
>Mesopotamia means between the two rivers, more exactly
between the Tigris
>and Euphrates Rivers. The name Iraq, means country with
deep roots.
>Indeed
>Iraq is a country with deep roots and is a very
significant country in the
>Bible. Here's why:
>
>* Eden was in Iraq - Genesis 2:10-14
>* Adam and Eve were created in Iraq - Genesis 2:7-8
>* Satan made his first recorded appearance in Iraq -
Genesis 3:1-6
>* Nimrod established Babylon and the Tower of Babel was
build in Iraq -
>Genesis 10:8-9 and 11:1-4
>* The confusion of the languages took place in Iraq -
Genesis 11:5-11
>* Abraham came from a city in Iraq - Genesis 11:31 and
Acts 7:2-4
>* Isaac's bride came from Iraq - Genesis 24:3-4 and 10
>* Jacob spend 20 years in Ir aq - Genesis 27:42-45 and
31:38
>* The first world Empire was in Iraq - Daniel 1:1-2 and
2:36-38
>* The greatest revival in history was in a city in Iraq -
Jonah 3
>* The events of the book of Esther took place in Iraq -
Esther
>* The book of Nahum was a prophecy against a city in Iraq
- Nahum
>* The book of Revelation has prophecies against Babylon,
which was the old
>name for the nation of Iraq - Revelation 17 and 18
>
>No other nation, except Israel, has more history and
prophecy associated
>with it than Iraq.
"Remember,Noah's Ark was Built by Amateurs;The Titanic was Built by Pros!"
sga_swingers
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
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- Posts
- 320
Good morning all.
Jay, We were just picking on you You can ask us anything you want.
Morning Bama
DA, we'll just keep this our little secret.
Jay, We were just picking on you
You can ask us anything you want.Morning Bama
DA, we'll just keep this our little secret.
I thought this one was cute
* Notice
Learning that several of his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka Martinis during lunch hours, a wise company president issued the following memo
To all employees If you must drink during lunch,
please drink whiskey. It is much better for our customers to
know you're drunk than to think you're stupid.
* Notice
Learning that several of his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka Martinis during lunch hours, a wise company president issued the following memo
To all employees If you must drink during lunch,
please drink whiskey. It is much better for our customers to
know you're drunk than to think you're stupid.
Dirty_Angel26
On my knees
- Joined
- Nov 29, 2003
- Posts
- 4,999
Goodmorning everyone! Hope you all have a wonderful Tuesday.
Jay.... You'll have to stumble upon the question yourself to get the answer to it.
Sga...
Trey... sweetie I love the way you think!
Bama... good jokes.. Keep them coming.
Jay.... You'll have to stumble upon the question yourself to get the answer to it.
Sga...
Trey... sweetie I love the way you think!
Bama... good jokes.. Keep them coming.
These are actual Headlines from newspapers
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Do ya think?
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Isn't that kind of harsh?
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
I remember a few who should've been!
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Tight Fit!
5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Payback?
6. Farmer Bill Dies in House
Did he suffer?
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
I'd Pay to see that!
8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
I'm not touching that one!
9. Stud Tires Out
Poor guy.
10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Really?
11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
I wouldn't pay to see That!
12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
Keep trying!
13. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
That was nice of 'em!
14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
How do you tell between Woman mushrooms, and Man mushrooms?
15. Eye Drops off Shelf
Ouch!
16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
They probably deserved it.
17. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
'Nuff Said!
18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
I'd pay to see that too!
19. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
But why did he shoot off her leg?
20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe
I'd Really pay to see that!
21. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
That is one possibility.
22. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
I suppose they'll want to be buried next.
23. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Wonder how many times they'll try it?
24. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Thats a pretty smart tree!
25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Did it have any last words?
26. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
"It was a Really long line" Said one!
27. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Wow, he was really bad to kill him twice!
28. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
Share the wealth!
29. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
Where do you sign up for that job?
30. War Dims Hope for Peace
Do ya think?
31. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
A brilliant grasp of the Obvious!
32. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
I guess we just need more temperatures.
33. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Sure it wasn't Natural Causes?
34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
You won't catch me driving on it!
35. Deer Kill 17,000
Who's been arming the deer?
36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Weren't they already?.
37. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
SHOCKING! (Sorry, I just had to!)
38. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Look inside any Krispy Kreme!
39. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Who's bright idea was it to feed astronauts Burritos anyway?
40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
They certainly do!
41. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Somebody's eatin' good tonight!
42. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
Poetic Justice.
43. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Sure, pick on the little people.
44. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
And just what were they selling them?
45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
Careful how you land!
46. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Tough attendance policy!
47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Not a very good tradeoff.
48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
What can I say?
49. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
About Time!
50. Air Head Fired
Couldn't they just say Blonde?
51. Steals Clock, Faces Time
Bad Pun!
52. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
I don't want to know about his love life!
53. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Wouldn't new pillars work better?
54. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
Anyone have a crowbar?
55. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
How many 7 Foot doctors are there?
56. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
I'm not really surprised!
57. Include your Children When Baking Cookies
We already know they make a nutritious snack! (see #40)
58. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
One word. Gross!!
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Do ya think?
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Isn't that kind of harsh?
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
I remember a few who should've been!
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Tight Fit!
5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Payback?
6. Farmer Bill Dies in House
Did he suffer?
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
I'd Pay to see that!
8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
I'm not touching that one!
9. Stud Tires Out
Poor guy.
10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Really?
11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
I wouldn't pay to see That!
12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
Keep trying!
13. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
That was nice of 'em!
14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
How do you tell between Woman mushrooms, and Man mushrooms?
15. Eye Drops off Shelf
Ouch!
16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
They probably deserved it.
17. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
'Nuff Said!
18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
I'd pay to see that too!
19. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
But why did he shoot off her leg?
20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe
I'd Really pay to see that!
21. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
That is one possibility.
22. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
I suppose they'll want to be buried next.
23. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Wonder how many times they'll try it?
24. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Thats a pretty smart tree!
25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Did it have any last words?
26. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
"It was a Really long line" Said one!
27. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Wow, he was really bad to kill him twice!
28. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
Share the wealth!
29. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
Where do you sign up for that job?
30. War Dims Hope for Peace
Do ya think?
31. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
A brilliant grasp of the Obvious!
32. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
I guess we just need more temperatures.
33. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Sure it wasn't Natural Causes?
34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
You won't catch me driving on it!
35. Deer Kill 17,000
Who's been arming the deer?
36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Weren't they already?.
37. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
SHOCKING! (Sorry, I just had to!)
38. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Look inside any Krispy Kreme!
39. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Who's bright idea was it to feed astronauts Burritos anyway?
40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
They certainly do!
41. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Somebody's eatin' good tonight!
42. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
Poetic Justice.
43. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Sure, pick on the little people.
44. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
And just what were they selling them?
45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
Careful how you land!
46. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Tough attendance policy!
47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Not a very good tradeoff.
48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
What can I say?
49. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
About Time!
50. Air Head Fired
Couldn't they just say Blonde?
51. Steals Clock, Faces Time
Bad Pun!
52. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
I don't want to know about his love life!
53. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Wouldn't new pillars work better?
54. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
Anyone have a crowbar?
55. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
How many 7 Foot doctors are there?
56. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
I'm not really surprised!
57. Include your Children When Baking Cookies
We already know they make a nutritious snack! (see #40)
58. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
One word. Gross!!
Dirty_Angel26 said:Goodmorning everyone! Hope you all have a wonderful Tuesday.
Jay.... You'll have to stumble upon the question yourself to get the answer to it.
Sga...
Trey... sweetie I love the way you think!
Bama... good jokes.. Keep them coming.
morning DA I have so many of hem I think i bombard ya'll to much sometimes,but im glad they are enjoyed
Man Names Son 2.0, Rather Than Jr.
POSTED: 11:31 a.m. EST February 2, 2004
HOLLAND, Mich. -- Meet Jon Blake Cusack, version 2.0.
Tacking junior or the second on his newborn wasn't good enough for self-described engineering geek Jon Cusack. So, he convinced his wife, Jamie, to add 2.0 to the name of their baby.
Cusack said it took a few months to persuade her.
But he won her over by the time 2.0 was born in Holland last week.
With a name like that only an electronic birth announcement would do. So Cusack e-mailed family and friends that little 2.0 has a lot of features from version 1.0, and some from his mom, too.
POSTED: 11:31 a.m. EST February 2, 2004
HOLLAND, Mich. -- Meet Jon Blake Cusack, version 2.0.
Tacking junior or the second on his newborn wasn't good enough for self-described engineering geek Jon Cusack. So, he convinced his wife, Jamie, to add 2.0 to the name of their baby.
Cusack said it took a few months to persuade her.
But he won her over by the time 2.0 was born in Holland last week.
With a name like that only an electronic birth announcement would do. So Cusack e-mailed family and friends that little 2.0 has a lot of features from version 1.0, and some from his mom, too.
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