Georgia directory?

[bamagirl]

Or Utterly horrifying

I Also don't belive that at all!!

and Dave I loved what I read


GG great to have you back with us sweety

 

[sga_swingers]

It's been a bear of an afternoon. We are going to knock off for the night.

Bama, Let us know which weekends your free. We may put you in charge of dessert

GG, May have to take you up on helping depending on how many is going to make it. Good to see you again!!

Welcome to all the newbies. Hope you enjoy this bunch as much as we have!!!!

 

[bamagirl]

It's been a bear of an afternoon. We are going to knock off for the night.

Bama, Let us know which weekends your free. We may put you in charge of dessert

GG, May have to take you up on helping depending on how many is going to make it. Good to see you again!!

Welcome to all the newbies. Hope you enjoy this bunch as much as we have!!!!

I will be glad to make dessert and help if I can will pm you my weekends tomorrow

 

[Jayzan]

Morning all,
Well, it's Friday at last. Which dont matter much, since I have to work tom. to make up for yesterday.( THAT SUX!!) Hey it's the 13th as well eh? I hope everybody has a good day, and dosen't let the superstitions make them nervous. I haven't had any good luck in a while, so today shouldnt bother me at all.

Angel, thank you for caring. It makes my day go a little better, knowing there is someone out there that cares. And may your day be full of love and a lot of sex.

Have a good day everyone.

Jay

 

[Veshnego]

just saying hey after a long night of tiring computer work

 

[micheleishot]

good morning, georgians. i thought i'd say hello since i'm here sine i told my wife that i would be....um....well...never mind. i think i'm too new to know whether we share that kind of thing here.

 

[bamagirl]

Good Morning Ya'll

Jay you know we love ya

veshnego good to see you back

welcome back mecheleishot glad you can join us again

hope everyone has a great day

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

Happy V-Day

How y'all Durrin.....

TGIF...

Seven more days till Steak-n-BlowJob Day...yeahhhhh!!!

My little guy decided that he would cry for three hours last night. Damn Colic.

oh well...he is great...I love him

Bama...thanks for the nut free. It is so hard being allergic to walnuts, they are in so many things.

Dave...do it. Have more courage then me. I hide behind the camera.

Micheleishot...share please, we love sharing.

Well its a short day for me only here till lunch.


Spank

 

[bamagirl]

Good Morning Spank

I actually made fudge without walnuts last night,and butterscotch fudge to I will save you some.

 

[bamagirl]

U.S State Laws (I would like to know who makes these laws and what they were
drinking at the time) Cutosey of http://www.dumblaws.com

Alabama = Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. (My ? is can they actually
see someone flick a booger out the window ROFL!)

Alaska = It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving
airplane. (? How are they suppose to fit the moose in the Airplane in the first
place)

Airzona = It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine. (?? So does this mean
you can make all the cocaine you want as long as it is not imitation) LOL!
thought drugs were illegal.

Arkansas = The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge
in Little Rock. (Like to see you give the river a ticket )

California = No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. (ROFL I
didn't know cars could drive themselves, they must be talking abuot the Movie
"Christine" )

Colorado = One may not mutilate a rock in a state park. (never knew a rock
could be mutilated guess you can't use gravel on the roads hehehe )

Connecticut = It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. (so where you
suppose to put them in a box) Town records may not be kept where liquor is
sold. (hehehe are these not two different things here)

Delaware = It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying
sufficient supplies of food and drink (lol so if you crash at least the fish
will have enough food and supplies hehehe)

Florida = (a) It is considered an offense to shower naked. (So how you suppose
to take a shower with your clothes on) (b) You may not fart in a public place
after 6 P.M. on Thursdays (You better tell your husband to knock it off or your
making a citizens arrest hehehe) ROFL!! (c) Having sexual relations with a
porcupine is illegal. (this has got to hurt!) Heck imagine the pain! I wonder if
anyone has actually tried this one hehehe))

Georgia = Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while
the state assembly is in session. (yeah anything to get out of a ticket HUH!)

Hawaii = All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat (guess you
can't live in hawaii if you don't have a boat, How racist is that? What if some
of us can't afford a boat? , What we get fined everyday?)

Idaho = You may not fish on a camel's back. (Camels are allowed in the city??
Thought Camels came from Egypt)

Illinois = (a) You must contact the police before entering the city in an
automobile. (Why? So we make are selves easy targets for a ticket *I don't think
so* (hold on let me get my cell phone out, What we have no phone?) HEY KIDS THIS
ONE IS FOR YOU!!! (b) The English language is not to be spoken. ( Go to School
and tell the teacher it's ILLEGAL!! to Speak the English Language (so does this
mean you have to speak Jibberish or just can't speak at all. hehe)

Indiana = (lol this state is just too funny)
(a) Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (Hmm I'm not
moving there , I need to smell fresh and clean all the time)

(b) You can get out of paying for a dependent's medical care by praying for
him/her. (now this is an easy way to fight any medical bill make sure you have a
witness when you go to the hospital chapel) lol! hehe

(c) Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the
legislature is in session. (LOL! Only when it suits ya right)

(d)Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail
lights (better get those tailights out of yer jeans hehehe)

(e)Men are prohibited from standing in a bar. (lol, guess this means you have
to sit on the floor hehehe)

(f)Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God,
Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each
offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day. (yeah i hear kids do that
all the time , hmmm i'm going to be cop up in Indiana this will be fun! hehehe)

(g)It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public (LOL!!! The woman
prosper hehehe)

Iowa = A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public (ROFL LOL! zztop
won't be allowed there I gues hehehe Better shave that hairy thing ), Kisses
may last for no more than five minutes. (lol! some people just get carried away
hehehe)

Kansas = If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the
other has passed. (How are they going to stop this, by standing in front of it!
lol you would be oatmeal! )

Kentucky = Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in
prison. (hehehe Man you take all the fun out of everything, but of corse I don't
throw eggs at anyone.):"Fort Thomas" Dogs may not molest cars (what too many
dogs in heat))

Louisiana =
(a) It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers (Run for your lives!
hehehe)

(b)Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting
someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault." (LOL, ROFL ---too funny
to respond hehehe)

Maine =
(a) You may not step out of a plane in flight. (Really, And whose bright idea
rule is this, I would think anyone has enough sense not to open the door and
jump out while in flight)

(b) After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas
decorations still up.
(The scruge! Don't you have any Holiday spirit!)

MaryLand = City Laws
(a) Baltimore = It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. (What?? Didn't know
people owned Lions as a pet in the city)

(b) Baltimore City = You may not curse inside the city limits. (geez I won't be
able to move , I would have a ticket EVERYDAY!)
(c) Ocean City =

(1) A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the
Boardwalk. (yeah shave that thing no one want to see that hairy chest hehehe)

(2) Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited
(This is to prevent the sharks from eating ya ROFL!)
Massachusetts = There No Laws Givin for this state. hmm???

Michigan =
(a) A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
(I DON"T THINK SO! I'll do what I want!)

(b)There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
(LOL!! Anew way to get rich and make money hehehe)

(c)It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber. (why would you
even think of putting a dog in a decompression chamber?? There so CUTE!!!!!)

Detroit,Michigan =
(a)Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited. (ROFL!)

(b)Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might
be thrown onto the ice. Furthermore, any person seen throwing an octopus onto
the ice at a Red Wings game will be taken to jail. (what??! LOL! let me go to
food lion and see if I can't find an Octopus) Get real!

Kalamazoo, Michigan
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend. (yeah no one wants to hear ya
sing! Let me guess is that disturbaning the peace !)

Rochester, Michigan
All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. (this should
be illegal for the head of police to inspect all bathing suits, I don't even
want to think about this one, you already know where my mind is) (let me guess
it was man who made this law!)

Minnesota =
It is illegal to sleep naked. (guess I won't be moving there hehe)

The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance (Well we know
that, so how do you give all those mosquitos tickets??! That's what we want to
know!!)

Hibbing,Minnesota = WHERE'S THE SCPA ??? And why are they not doing anything
about this!! Animal Cruelty!

It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the
provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which
is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any
policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.

Minneapolis,Minnesota = Red cars may not drive down Lake Street. (yeah you might
blind somebody hehehe)

Minnetonka, Minnesota = Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public
nuisance. (how is this a nuisance??)

St. Cloud, Minnesota = Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays. (Than you wonder
why mcdonald and burger king are closed? hehehe STUPID LAW!!!! I won't be moving
that's for sure I LOVE CHEESEBURGERS!!)

Mississippi = One may be fined up to $100 for using "profane language" in public
places. (geez another place i won't get along with hehehe, I'll be in jail
everyday or owe a lot of money!)

If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for
at least one month. If they have another illegitimate child, they will spend
another three months in jail. (this i have to say is STUPID! Why do they have
such a law and what were they thinking! Sorry but I don't support this, Like
it's there fault the man leaves!)

Missouri =
(a) Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax
of one dollar (enacted 1820). (ROFL!!!!! HAHAA!!!!! angain the women prosper - a
woman made this law)

(b)It is not illegal to speed. (YES WE CAN RACE, I'm packing my stuff up, I'll
be there on SUNDAY! LOL! So if you get pulled over just tell the cop you were
just following the laws of Missouri hehehe)

Montana =
(a)It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. (lol I do it all the
time, guess i can't live there! hehehe)

(b) illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. (why were not allowed to
have any fun??!!)

Nebraska =

(a) If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested (yeah right and
how are you suppose to stop your child from doing this?? LOL!)

(b)It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state
license. (this is the dumbest law I have ever heard)

Nevada =
(a) It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. (Again with the camels,
Where are these people finding them? And who would do such a think?? tsk tsk!)

Elko, Nevada =
Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask (yeah this is where all
the criminals go so they can't be found, wonder who made this law up??? hehehe
And was he/she a criminal herself/himself? It's a no wonder why we can't find
half the criminals these days!)

New Hampshire =
(a) You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the
music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe. (there goes that idea, what about in the
car ?? hehe, Bevis and Butthead won't be allowed in that state ROFL!)

(b) On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up (guess you
will have to hold it till monday ROFL!!!!!)

(c)White Mountain National Forest, N.H.
If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash,
building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit,
he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a
permit''. (yes, it'a a shame they don't want clean National forest! god forbid!)


New Jersey =
(a)It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. (why? What were trying
to put are game face on to try to get out of the ticket? hehehe)

(b) If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again
apply for personalized license plates. (LOL! it's a no wonder why they don't
drink and have fun - In fear of never getting a license plate again hehehe)

(c)You may not slurp your soup. (You can't even enjoy your soup LOL!)

Bernards Township N.J.
It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone". (lol and what
if you have a bad day at work! GET REAL! FOLKS! WAKE UP it's the "2000's")

Manville N.J.
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo. (Than
they wonder why animals never have fun! It's a no wonder look at the city
MANSville hmm I think they want all the fun for themselves!)

Newark N.J.
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from
his doctor. (better hope your dad is a doctor hehehe)

Sea Isle City N.J.
There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
(They must be very supersistious)

New Mexico =
you don't want to know!!!!!! hehehe go the website to find out!

NEW YORK!!! =
(a)A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting (I PLEAD THE 5th)

(b)It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. (hmm Do
Snowballs count?? Again I plead the 5th hehe)

(c)A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline (yeah
right like everyone listens to this law (I doubt my neighbors went and got a
license)

(d)The penalty for jumping off a building is death (yeah and if you jump off you
might be dead anyway , so what's the point of this law )

(e)A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her
pocket. (yeah because it will melt by the time you get one block hehehe)

(f)While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands
while looking toward the door. (I plead the 5th)

(g)Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M. (uh okay)

Carmel NY
A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. (yeah
that's a major crime if I ever heard of one)

Staten Island
It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to
curb "girlie behavior." (sorry but this one I have to laugh at, They actually
made this a law!) ROFL!

North Carolina =
(a)Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them. However,
paying taxes on these items does not make them legal. (yeah they make a lot of
sense with this one, the 1 contridicts the other one, ROFL! wonder what he was
smoking hehehe)

(b)It's against the law to sing off key. (ROFL Well heck that's half the
musician industry right there hehehe)

(c)If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register
themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married (no
need for a judge hehehe rofl!)

(d)All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds
that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is
strictly forbidden (lol if this isn't the stupidist one I have seen yet!)

Barber NC
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. (yeah and how you going to stop it,
I'm not gettingin the middle of it hehe)

Charlotte NC
Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
(lol it's an wonder half the woman population is in jail right now hehehe What
is this Saudia Arabia they do that)

Rocky Mount NC
It is required that you must pay a property tax on your dog. (LOL! anything t
make a buck! taxes here , taxes there, Don't you think we pay enough darn taxes
as it is! And now you want MORE!!)

Zebulon NC
It is illegal to stand outside the police station for any purpose after dark.
(gesh so if someone is trying to kill you , and you happen to go the station.
There off duty until the daylight hours. Is that what your saying?? LOL!) A
wacked law if you ask me

North Dakota = It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on
(lol guess my dad won't be able to live there, WHAT IS THE CRIME IN THIS??
Please tell me!! Why must it bother you , if it's not bothering them!!)

Ohio =

(a)Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public (again what
is the major crime in this??)

(b)It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. (umm pardon me but aren't the
whales in the OCEAN??)

(c) It is illegal to get a fish drunk. (yeah , the fish aren't allow to have any
fun. He might run into the school by accident and hurt another fish)

(d)No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. (so what there
saying is that you can get away with anything on SUNDAY?? Hope they don't mean
that)

Canton Ohio
Electric fences are banned. (I plead the 5th - lol thank god I don't live there)

Cleveland Ohio
Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections
of their underwear. (ROFL!!!!)

It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license! (WHY??)

Columbus Ohio
It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday. (I LOVE CORNFLAKES) I
guess I won't move here.

Fairview Park Ohio
It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". (guess my neighbors won't
be able to move there than ughhhhhh! Why can't they have that law here , I would
be calling the cops everyday!! You just do not know how annoying my druken
neighbors are , when they sit inb there stu0id car honking a horn from morning
until 11 to 2 am)

Youngstown Ohio
You may not run out of gas. (okay I'll make sure to tel the gas tank that)

Oklahoma =
(a)Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the
state. (again i'll make sure not to move there, ain't no one touching my hair!!)

(b)Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal
belongings (What not enough taxes to pay your own taxes with you have to tax for
furniture now ugh! Another state I won't move too..)

(c)People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. (yeah why
would want to make a face at a dog anyway way, there so cute!!!!!! Who ever made
this law is an animal lover)

(d)Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car (so when you sneeze you
have to use the steering wheel hehe rofl!)

Ada, Oklahoma
(a)If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail. (I take it he or
she is not a jet's fan so there going to impose a fine on everyone else just
because they don't like the team!!! GET A LIFE!!)

Bartlesville Ohio
(a)It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits. (They should
impose this law everywhere , because some people just get too carried away with
there bass systems)

(b)Persons may not play catch on any city street. (AGAIN should be imposed for
every state cause i'm sick of waiting for those dumb kids to get out of the
road, than they ask themselves why did this have to happen to my child? And i'm
sorry but my theory on this and you get no sympathy on my end. Is that , they
shouldn't have been playing out in the road in the first place! My Police
Instructor condoned it when I asked her about it. Sorry but this should be a
law!!

Schulter Ohio
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel. (yeah
in fear of a women distracting a man at his concentrating at trying to win the
game BAAAHHHH!!) A man lost his gamble so he blames it on the women and make a
law from this, Yeah we got you pegged) heheh

Tulsa Ohio
You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
(hmm opening a bottle is really that hard LOL! that you need to be supervised no
less. come on!)

Oregon = Definitly go to the webste and read the other laws -- each one is
funnier than the other hehe http://www.dumblaws.com

(a)Dishes must drip dry. (my ?? is do you go door to door and inspect every
house )

(b)It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your
own property. (here we go 1 law contradicts the other -so you must grown it in
your yard than right, since you can't buy it or sell it)

Yamhill Oregon
It is illegal to predict the future. (whatever)

Pennslyvania =
(a)It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that
constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking
the law. (lol how racist is this! Alight for a male but not alright for a
female, come on!)

(b)It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. (no comment) lol!

(c)You may not sing in the bathtub. (LOL) I know a fe people who this hehehe

(d)Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off
the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the
countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the
motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest
bushes. (yeah like we have time to all this and how are we suppose to put it
back together) LOL!

(e)Connellsville PA
One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist (looks like my
bother won't be able to move there any time soon - hehe shucks )

(f)Morrisville PA
It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics (a male making a law
for us women--- don't move there!!!!!)

Rhode Island =
Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game, sport, play, or
recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to or by your children,
servants, or apprentices on the first day of the week (Sunday) results in a
penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10 for the second. (yeah citizens can
now give the cops tickets for working hehehehe)

Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and
void. -SECTION 11-40-1 (I take it his or her marriage didn't go well so he had
to make it a law and share it wth the rest of us ROFL!!!!!)

SOUTH CAROLINA =
(a)By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take
place. (hehehe better watch what you say here rofl)

(b)No work may be done on Sunday. (umm So why aren't the cops getting tickets, I
see them working on Sundays there breaking LAW!!!!!)

(c)A permit must be obtained to fire a missle. (think twice beforeing firing a
missle in your backyard to the nextdoor neighbor hehehe just kidding----I'm just
wondering why they even made this a law!)

(d)It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting
suicide. (so if you miss doing yourself and you happen to do someone else -
Your wish will be granted by the state only it won't be sucide, hehehe)

Charleston SC
The Fire Department may blow up your house. This law was made so that the fire
department could create a fire brake. (WHOAAAAAA!!!!!Who made this law!!)

Fountain Inn SC
Horses are to wear pants at all times. ( I have just got to see this! That has
got to be funny! I didn't know horses could wear PANTS!)

South Dakota = It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory
(ummm ok)

Tennessee =
(a)Skunks may not be carried into the state. (ROFL!!! Yeah if they survive even
getting that far hehehe)

(b)Driving is not to be done while asleep. (ok, but what if you have that
sleeping disorder?)

Oneida Tenn
An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."
(hehehe what's wrong with the song?)

Memphis Tenn
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or
walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and
pedestrians. (well there goes half your population, Do they even enforce this
???)

Texas=
(a)You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband
or wife 3 times. (be careful what you say guys)

(b)A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24
hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the
crime to be committed. (yeah like they are really going to do that! I wonder
were they half asleep when they wrote that! It laws like these that make ya
wonder...)

(c)The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a
formula for making beer at home. (So much for learning) hehehehe

Mesquite Texas
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts (so much for the punkrockers
hehehe)

Utah=
(a)Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed. (lol they must have saw the
tyson match when they made this law hehehe)

(b)It is illegal not to drink milk. (and what if we don't like milk? and what if
there allergic too it? oops sorry but you just have to suffer!

(c)It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just
can't detonate them. (OMG! Who made this law?? By the time they detonate it, it
will be over anyway and you won't be able to stop it. So what's the point??)

(d)A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while
she is in his presence. (LOL Lorina Bobbitt rofl)

Logan (UTAH)
Women may not swear. (racist city here it's alright for the man but not alright
for the woman PLEASE!!!)

Provo UTAH
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine. (guess you can't have any fun
here)

Trout Creek UTAH
Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches. (LOL! you learn something
new evryday -I never tried gun powder to cure my migranes thanks for the tip!!
ROFL!)

Vermont =
(a)Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
(WHY??)

(b)Whistling underwater is illegal (and how would know if someone is whistling
under water do have a sonar?)

(c)It is illegal to deny the existence of God. (One thing I hate is when people
make a law pushing religion on someone, In my opinion if one doesn't want to
believe than that is there right and should not be forced! I won't be moving
there any time soon! I do believe but I will not be forced to believe.)

Barre Vermont
All residents shall bathe every Saturday night (so, the rest of the week you
have to stink?)

Virgina =
(a)Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. (Why because you
watched Friday the 13th too many times and now you have nightmares of it? So
your solution is to make the little kiddies suffer from having any fun at all -
this is the point of growing up! To run around get as much candy as you can and
make the dentists rich! hehehe)

(b)It is illegal to tickle women. (lol a woman passed this law and doesn't wan't
anyone else to have fun) hehehe

Dayton (Virgina)
A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm.
(that's half your population! My suggestion is move, especially out of dayton
dang, I'm white and I think to make something like this a la is totally wrong)

Lebanon (Virgina)
It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed. (you can tell a woman made this law
(ROCK ON!! Women kick the man out bed hehehe)

Washington =
(a)All lollipops are banned. (and the point to this one IS????)

(b)A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal
intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is
entering the town." (right and let's see how many will actually do this??)

(c)People may not buy a mattress on Sunday. (guess you will have to sleep on the
floor until Monday hehehe)

(d)It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich. (and what's so wrong
with that) LOL!

(e)Wilbur Washington
You may not ride an ugly horse. (aww, no animal is ugly that's so mean)

West Virgina
(a)No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
(why will teacher pass out frm it or something LOL! Whose bright law was this
one's anyways hehehe)

(b)For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar (right
well you better call the auxillary than , becuase half your state probably
swears I bet hehehehe) Do they actually enforce that!

Wisconsin
(a)Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is
requested by the customer. (why because of high colestrol?)

(b)Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons (right like
there really suffering without that butter)

Racine, Wisconsin
It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. (lol so does this mean if
your neighbor is a fireman and he's sleeping and your house is burning down,
that you can't wake him up to call the fireman! Heck by the time they get there
the house will be burnt down

St. Croix,Wisconsin
Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public. (guess the city will be
off limits , I'm wearing red now LOL!)

Wyoming =
(a)It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking
(WHY????? That is so stupid)

 

[bamagirl]

Florida = (c) Having sexual relations with a
porcupine is illegal. (this has got to hurt!) Heck imagine the pain! I wonder if
anyone has actually tried this one hehehe))



I wonder if so many was having sex with these porcupines that they had to make it a law???

I grew up in fl and don't ever remember this pleasure lol

 

[sga_swingers]

Good morning all!! TGIF!!

OK Michele, Now you really aroused our curosity

Bama, good mornig. We do believe you will have to be in charge of dessert with all the sweets you cook.

Good mornig Jay, nice of you drop in. Where have you been? We only get to hear from you once a day lately.

 

[bamagirl]

I will make the fudge,but Spank has to make the purty cakes

by the way my birthday is in April that mean I get extra attention while im there

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Goodmorning everyone! Hope your friday is going great.

sga..let me know what I can do to help.

Jay...I will have plenty of love and sex today!

Michelleishot.. Please do share

Bama..

 

[bamagirl]

Good Morning DA

why is everyone but me getting the love and sex??

oh well my prince will show up one day

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Good Morning DA

why is everyone but me getting the love and sex??

oh well my prince will show up one day

Yes he will sweetie.

 

[bamagirl]

Yes he will sweetie.

could ya tell him to hurry please lol

hope everyone is having a good day

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

could ya tell him to hurry please lol

hope everyone is having a good day

Lol.. sure

 

[micheleishot]

what are we sharing?

 

[bamagirl]

good morning, georgians. i thought i'd say hello since i'm here sine i told my wife that i would be....um....well...never mind. i think i'm too new to know whether we share that kind of thing here.

we are waiting for you to share this with us!!

 

[micheleishot]

oh...duh. well, my wife and i refer to it as "reporting in". i find that literotica stories are great for me and she seem to prefer videos.

 

[atlgator]

Good Afternoon All....Going on 34 hours now with 3 hrs sleep.. LOL and believe it or not, I am not tired... I think the bike class at the gym today gave me my 2nd wind.. LOL

SGA... April?? do you have my calendar?? I will be in Oklahoma the entire month of Apr. for schooling for work. But if it works for everyone else.. then go for it. Ya'll will just have to set a personal time for me to come down and visit then...

Jay.. sounds like you had a day from hell yesterday... well, today is Friday.. and there is a 3-day weekend.. so enjoy.. because it is supposed to rain all weekend.

For those NON-Nascar fans.. this is a huge weekend with the kick off of the season with the Daytona 500 on Sunday!!

micheleishot.. welcome.. I am on the southside of Atlanta...so what are ya'll looking for??? LOL... someone to go to trapeeze with ya'll or something????

Naughty.. glad you are doing well...and you are getting you some this weekend.. LOL

Bama...unless your prince drives a beat up pick up truck and he has his sister's name tatooed on his arm.. not sure you are going to find him over there in Bama... LOL... j/k

Silver.. how are you doing good looking?? Glad to see that you are back to full strength... I might get to meet you in Charlotte in May.. *S*

Hey GG...

and hello to the rest of the newbies....

 

[bamagirl]

well i think both are great

 

[bamagirl]

Naughty.. glad you are doing well...and you are getting you some this weekend.. LOL

Bama...unless your prince drives a beat up pick up truck and he has his sister's name tatooed on his arm.. not sure you are going to find him over there in Bama... LOL... j/k

lol gator should I look in atlanta??

I think im looking toward texas there is this prince that lives there if i could only convince him his princess is in bama

hugss gator its always good to see you

 

[micheleishot]

yes...true. her favorite scenes are of two women or two women and a guy.