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Dirty_Angel26 said:Jr Won !!!!!!!!!
Well I guess you get to choose what I lost
One rookie inside of Mikey was bad but two was devestating
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Well I guess you get to choose what I lost
One rookie inside of Mikey was bad but two was devestating
Jayzan
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Morning All,
How bout that, Jr. pulled it off. I have to admit, I had to turn the race before it was over, I was the minority there.
Sga, I know I havent been on much, last week was a bad week. I hope this week goes a lot better. I hope all the sickness is gone finally. The May 8th weekend looks like a good weekend, however it is Mothers Day on Sunday. Maybe thats the only way everybody can be off.
Bama, good morning darlin. Hope you had a good weekend. Loved all the state laws. You always know where to get the good ones.
Everyone please have a great day!
Things are strating to get real busy around here, so if I'm a little absent from the board, it just means I'm making more money. I will try to be here if anyone wants to chat.
Jay
How bout that, Jr. pulled it off. I have to admit, I had to turn the race before it was over, I was the minority there.
Sga, I know I havent been on much, last week was a bad week. I hope this week goes a lot better. I hope all the sickness is gone finally. The May 8th weekend looks like a good weekend, however it is Mothers Day on Sunday. Maybe thats the only way everybody can be off.
Bama, good morning darlin. Hope you had a good weekend. Loved all the state laws. You always know where to get the good ones.
Everyone please have a great day!
Things are strating to get real busy around here, so if I'm a little absent from the board, it just means I'm making more money. I will try to be here if anyone wants to chat.
Jay
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Well godd morning all.
I step away for two days and look what happens.
Bama...I'm not getting any either ;-)
I gotta say...COLIC sucks....I am so jealous of those who can sleep right now. 2 hours.
Gotta try and stay focused.
Hope everyone had a great V-Day.
Don't foget the 20th is National Steak and B.J. day.
Spank
I step away for two days and look what happens.
Bama...I'm not getting any either ;-)
I gotta say...COLIC sucks....I am so jealous of those who can sleep right now. 2 hours.
Gotta try and stay focused.
Hope everyone had a great V-Day.
Don't foget the 20th is National Steak and B.J. day.
Spank
Good Morning Ya'll
colic is the pits huh Spank? enjoy them while there young sweety they grow up before you know it. I remember wishing mine was older and now they grown I wish for my babies back
Jay don't work to hard
hope everyone has a great day
colic is the pits huh Spank? enjoy them while there young sweety they grow up before you know it. I remember wishing mine was older and now they grown I wish for my babies back
Jay don't work to hard
hope everyone has a great day
Subject: LESSON FROM SPIDERS
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent hislittlegirlwas.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He wentoverto her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, that might be OK in California and
Massachuset we're not having any of that shit in Alabama!"
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent hislittlegirlwas.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He wentoverto her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, that might be OK in California and
Massachuset we're not having any of that shit in Alabama!"
Jay this one is for you
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your
pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a recta thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit
in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the
thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface
so that it will not
become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins -
Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement,
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson
and Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your
pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a recta thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit
in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the
thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface
so that it will not
become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins -
Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement,
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson
and Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!
Silverlyn
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Morning Ya'll...
I am such a bad therapist.. I overslept this morning.. and missed my client.. he just called and wondered where I was.. My fuckin alarm didn't go off this morning and seein that I didn't get to bed until after 2am.. I didn't even wake up.. I am so pissed at myself.. Thank goodness he rescheduled.. Anyways...I had to vent!
Hope everyone is havin a Marvelous Monday! I gotta work my other job at 2pm.. so I got a little time to relax and get stuff done until then..
Is it eva gonna get warm?!? I'm tired of all this cold rainy weather!
-Silver
I am such a bad therapist.. I overslept this morning.. and missed my client.. he just called and wondered where I was.. My fuckin alarm didn't go off this morning and seein that I didn't get to bed until after 2am.. I didn't even wake up.. I am so pissed at myself.. Thank goodness he rescheduled.. Anyways...I had to vent!
Hope everyone is havin a Marvelous Monday! I gotta work my other job at 2pm.. so I got a little time to relax and get stuff done until then..
Is it eva gonna get warm?!? I'm tired of all this cold rainy weather!
-Silver
Silverlyn
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bamagirl said:good morning silver I think we all have over slept at times
as for the cold rainy weather I think its here to stay
I am so looking forward to a nice sunny HOT day
Yeah.. I know we've all overslept.. but the worse part about it was the fact that it was him who called and woke me up.. tellin me he was at my shop waitin on me....oops...
Life goes on though.. he is gonna be there tomorrow.. and I will be too..lol
Silverlyn
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bamagirl said:he knows a good massager
at least he was understanding.
Well he was a first time client refered by my mother thru one of her friends..lol
Yeah.. I am glad he was..
So what you up to today? You havin a good day so far? Work last night?
Dirty_Angel26
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Good morning everyone. Hope you all are having a wonderful day.
I am so wore out. Think I may take a nap later.
Sga..... What shall I choose?
Bama and silver.. goodmorning
Gator.. Why do you tell us we can e-mail you and when we do , we never hear back from you??
Spank.. I am with Bama.. ehjoy them while they are young. I have to remind myself of this ecerytime my three year old wakes me at 2 am and is ready to watch scooby .
I am so wore out. Think I may take a nap later.
Sga..... What shall I choose?
Bama and silver.. goodmorning
Gator.. Why do you tell us we can e-mail you and when we do , we never hear back from you??
Spank.. I am with Bama.. ehjoy them while they are young. I have to remind myself of this ecerytime my three year old wakes me at 2 am and is ready to watch scooby .
Dirty_Angel26
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I'm here Bama.
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LOL... nope. What ya up to today?
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