Georgia directory?

[Jayzan]

OK, micheleishot, I have to know. Is this always going to be one of you, or do either one of you sign on under the same name. It's kinda hard to tell sometimes, take now for example, Is this David or Michele. My response to the missing of the licks and kisses, would probably be different for David, as per Michele. Maybe a little hint as to whom is own at the time. I know Sga and Lucky use the same name, but it's usually not hard to tell which one is on. But anyway good morning and yes you did miss a little. But your'e married too so you know how that goes.

 

[micheleishot]

good point. it's almost always going to be me (david). sorry.

 

[Jayzan]

New AV

Hi all,
Well as you can see, I have a new av. This one is kinda old, but newer than the other one. I don't have a beard anymore. Let me know what you think.
Jay

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Goodmorning everyone! Hope everyone has a wonderful Wednesday.

Jay... A Lick or should I say lots of licks it is then. I love the new av but would like to see what you look like minus the beard

Sga.. goodmorning to both of you.

michelleishot..

 

[micheleishot]

thanks angel. that's the next best thing, i guess.

 

[bamagirl]

good morning everyone

micheleishot its good to see that you decided to join us again

Jay Those antlers are all yours

I hope everyone has a good day

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

thanks angel. that's the next best thing, i guess.

 

[Jayzan]

OK angel, I have my camera today, I'll see what I can do.
Speaking of licks, my company has a small booth display at the ISA show tonight. We are going to try and display a motionless mixer, which is a tube or pipe with some mixing elements in it. Anyway, we are currently trying to use cake icing to go through the tube. I'm sure I'll have a lot left over, any partyicular areas of your body need painting? I promise to repay the licks!!!! The colors are blue and yellow. Kinda like war paint, but in this case we'll say LOVE paint!!

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

I can think of quite a few places!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Ever been to Atlanta?

This is for anyone who lives in Atlanta, who has ever lived in Atlanta, has
visited Atlanta, ever plans to visit Atlanta, knows anyone who lives in
Atlanta, knows anyone who has ever visited Atlanta or anyone who has ever
heard of Atlanta, Georgia.

Atlanta is composed mostly of one way streets. The only way to get out of
downtown Atlanta is to turn around and start over when you reach Greenville,
South Carolina.

All directions start with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When
you see the Waffle House." Except that in Cobb County, all directions begin
with, "Go to the Big Chicken and ."

Peachtree Street has no beginning and no end and is not to be confused with
Peachtree Circle, Peachtree Place, Peachtree Lane, Peachtree Road, Peachtree
Parkway, Peachtree Run, Peachtree Trace, Peachtree Ave, Peachtree Commons,
Peachtree Battle, Peachtree Corners, New Peachtree, Old Peachtree,West
Peachtree, Peachtree-Dunwoody, Peachtree-Chamblee, or Peachtree
Industrial Boulevard.

Atlantans only know their way to work and their way home. If you ask anyone
for directions they will always send you down Peachtree.

Atlanta is the home of Coca-Cola. That's all we drink here, so don't ask for
any other soft drink unless it's made by Coca-Cola. And even then it's still
"Coke." A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop...it's a Coke,
regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?"

Gate One at Atlanta's Hartsfield International Airport is 32 miles away from
the Main Concourse, so wear sneakers and pack a lunch.

It's impossible to go around a block and wind up on the street you started
on. The Chamber of Commerce calls it a "scenic drive" and has posted signs to
that effect, so that out-of-towners don't feel lost...they're just on a
scenic drive."

The 8:00 AM rush hour is from 6:30 to 10:30 AM. The 5:00 PM rush hour is from
3:00 to 7:30 PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday afternoon,and lasts
through 2:00 AM Saturday.

"Sir" and "Ma'am" are used by the person speaking to you if there's a remote
possibility that you're at least 30 minutes older than they are.

A native can only pronounce Ponce De Leon Avenue one way, so do not attempt
the Spanish pronunciation. People will simply tilt their heads to the right
and stare at you. The Atlanta pronunciation is "pahnss duh LEE-on"

The fall of raindrop makes everyone forget all traffic rules. If a single
snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days, and it's on all the TV
channels and radio stations as a news flash every 15 minutes for a month. All
the grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet
paper, and beer. If there is a remote chance of snow, and if it does snow,
people will be on the corner selling "I survived the blizzard" tee-shirts,
not to mention the fact that all schools will close at the slightest possible
chance of snow.

The pollen count is off the national scale for unhealthy, which starts at 120.
Atlanta is usually in the 2,000 to 4,000 range. All roads, vehicles, houses -
everything - is yellow from March 28th to July 15th. If you have any
allergies, you will die. But other than that, it's a great place to live!

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Georgia. There are 10,000
types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Georgia, plus a couple no one's ever
seen before.

"Onced" and "Twiced" are actual words.

It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.

There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's only dinner - and, then, there
is supper.

'Jeetyet?' is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat yet?"

You install security lights on your house and garage - and then leave both
unlocked.

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but need
6 pages for local gossip and sports.

You know whether another Georgian is from north Georgia, south Georgia or
middle Georgia as soon as they open their mouth (Albany = All benny).

Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as "goin wal-martin" or off
to Wally World"

Sweet Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're
6 months old.

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

You know whether another Georgian is from north Georgia, south Georgia or
middle Georgia as soon as they open their mouth (Albany = All benny).

GG.. I know this one to be true. I lived in Albany for a couple of years and every one there pronounces it All benny.

Hope everyone had a wonderful night. Will be on for a little longer then I am off to bed.

 

[bamagirl]

just popping in to say hi before i leave for work.

hope everyone has a good night

 

[Silverlyn]

Hey Ya'll!!!

Hope everyone is doin well!!!

I've had a crazy day at work tonight!! I'm exhausted.. So I'm just goin to relax and take it easy tonight...

to ALL!!
-Silver

 

[Georgia Girl]

A little old lady, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee,ttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk?" The clerk replies, "Yes we do."

"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo tturrrnnn tttheee ffffuuccckkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"

 

[Jayzan]

Morning All,
It was a late night, but an even earlier morning. I hope everybody feels better than I do. We mixed a few drinks in that mixer last night. You know, I never actually knew what it felt like to have a 100 lb anvil on your head, until now.

GG, it's nice to see you again. More true words have never spoken about Atlanta, and GA in general.

Everyone please have a great day.
Jay

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

GOOD Morning GANG....

Well I am up to no good this morning....I a totally into piercing, I really want a P.A. but have not found the right person to perform such a task on my precious!!!

All Y'all gotta check this out. Note the web address (.ru is the russian subnet):
http://www.piercing.ru/phpshop/female.php?rpd=intim&rrr=1

SGA ... Achtung!!!

Hope everyone had a great day yesterday. I was so busy I forgot to eat lunch. Off to FL next week on business. Taking the fam with me.

I'll check back later.

Lick (i)
Lick (i)
Lick (i)
Lick (i)
Lick (i)

Spank

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Goodmorning everyone! Hope you all have a wonderful day. I am off today so I am going to relax. I will be on and off.

 

[Silverlyn]

Hello everyone!!

I got to sleep in this morning!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel a lil more rested now! This crazy schedule I have is gonna kill me yet
Then my friends mom calls me this morning.. and I gotta be up early tomorrow to take them to the doc since they don't drive.. fun fun..

Well Hope everyone is Havin a great Day!

To ALL
-Silver

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

OMG I just got this one and I have to share it with all y'all.

http://www.sfo.com/~viridian/Gerbil.html


Spank

 

[Jayzan]

Hey Spank, thats pretty cool.

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Hello Jay

 

[Jayzan]

well hello you sexy woman!!!!

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

 

[Jayzan]

So hows the off day going? Not much here, just trying to get over last night. At least my head feels better. So, you got a little time today, how bout shoot some pics for me. I'll take some of you in lingerie, some in the nude, some with some high heels, you know the drill. I'll be waiting.....

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

I am sure you will.