Georgia directory?

[Dirty_Angel26]

Hey everyone. Hope you have had a wonderful day. I am about to turn in for the night. Have a very early morning ahead.

GG.. good to see you back sweetie

Bama.. how are ya?

Gator.. I need some ice... Know where I can get some?

 

[bamagirl]

Hey everyone. Hope you have had a wonderful day. I am about to turn in for the night. Have a very early morning ahead.

GG.. good to see you back sweetie

Bama.. how are ya?

Gator.. I need a Ice bucket... Know where I can get one?

sweet dreams sweety

im doing good just a lil lonely tonight

 

[italiansweets]

niters DA.

bama- im all confused but dont worry ill figure it out hahahaa

gator- yeaaaaaaaaaaaa the makeup play is very very um whats the rite word for it..... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
*wonders if thats a word, if not, i just made it one*

well i posted some more over at the pics page...go look

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

sweet dreams sweety

im doing good just a lil lonely tonight

Want me to tell country to sign on?

 

[bamagirl]

Want me to tell country to sign on?

My daughter told me not long ago her hubby had accepted a job in Louisanna and they are moving.
I know she is grown,but it will be hard to watch my baby move away

Im happy for them,but sad for me make sense?

 

[bra_man69]

just wanted to say hi be back after i get done with papper work

 

[bamagirl]

just wanted to say hi be back after i get done with papper work

Hi

 

[NotTheOtherGuy]

My daughter told me not long ago her hubby had accepted a job in Louisanna and they are moving.
I know she is grown,but it will be hard to watch my baby move away

Im happy for them,but sad for me make sense?

Hey Bama,
I think that what you said makes perfect sense. I don't have children or anything, but I've had sisters move away, and I felt exactly the same way. The important part is that your are happy for them first and foremost, and I have a feeling that you are. Besides, Louisianna is a great place, and now you'll have an excuse to go to Mardi Gras!

 

[sga_swingers]

Good night all! Hope you all have a wonderful eveninig.

Sweets, Those pics are driving the hubby wild. Doing something for me too

Bama, I can send Lucky over for a couple of days if you need him

 

[Big Country]

hey everyone you all have a good nite hey sga i am da hubby maybe we can chat yahoo adress is on profile.

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Goodmorning everyone! Hope you all have a wonderful day.I am off to work.

 

[Jayzan]

Morning Everyone,
well where to start, Of course!!

Sweets, How very nice to meet you. I can see you've already met my counterpart. I'm one of the other guys who live here. I must say I've only seen the one pic you posted here, but thats a damn good plce to start. Now if I can just find the others. Welcome to our little place in the world. Don't worry about being a peach, it'll come in time, with the right training. Of course, if theres anything that you need, all you do is ask here. Once again, welcome and I hope we chat sometime.

Sga, good morning to you and Lucky. I hope you have some nice stories to tell about the weekend. I hear it went pretty well for you. I think your'e right about Gator and myself. Maybe we should personally handle the training of peaches.

Bama, how are you this morning? I hope your weekend went well, and not to boring. It looks like leave raking weather is on its way again. Have rake will travel!!!

Angel, your up and off early this morning. I hope you have a good day.

Big Country, nice to meet you. I'm one of your wifes admirers. I'm sure you know what a prize you have there.

Everyone else please have a great day.

Jay

 

[bamagirl]

Fifteen Things to do at Wal-Mart while your significant other is taking her/his sweet time:


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.



2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.



3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.




4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares, and see what happens.




5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.




6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.



7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.




8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?



9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.



10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.



11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.


13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" " PICK ME... PICK ME!!!

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".

 

[bamagirl]

Dolly & the Queen > Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in. The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity." The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. The angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged..."What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She performs a rude act of hygiene and she gets in. Would you explain that to me?" "Sorry, Dolly," says the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are."

 

[bamagirl]

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"
Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my denturesout, rip the skin back and suck them dry." The policeman fainted!

 

[bamagirl]

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy, asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My penis died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little >crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences. The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his penis hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "you shouldn't be walking down the hall like this. Please put your penis back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you >yesterday > > >that my penis died""Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas ?" asked Nurse Tracy. "Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Hello everyone. Today looks like another promising day. I hope every enjoys it.

Bama.. Thanks sweetie I needed a laugh today.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Bama, here's another fun thing to do at WalMart:

Go to the pet section and ask the male stock clerk if he can show you a 'cuddlebone'.

It's actually a beak sharpener, a small white hardpiece that you can hang in a parakeet's cage. But if you ask for it by name ("cuddlebone" ) in the southern, sultry tone and flash an eye over him , you may see him turn parrot red.

 

[Koil_Inversion]

umm i am lost up here in ne ga anyone close i post mostly in sc group cause i am really close to anderson

 

[bamagirl]

Bama, here's another fun thing to do at WalMart:

Go to the pet section and ask the male stock clerk if he can show you a 'cuddlebone'.

It's actually a beak sharpener, a small white hardpiece that you can hang in a parakeet's cage. But if you ask for it by name ("cuddlebone" ) in the southern, sultry tone and flash an eye over him , you may see him turn parrot red.

lol hun I bet I would be more embarressed than him!!

that was cute and welcome to outr home please come back

 

[bamagirl]

umm i am lost up here in ne ga anyone close i post mostly in sc group cause i am really close to anderson

hiya Koil welcome to our lil piece of lit

 

[Koil_Inversion]

hey, thnx for hte reply... so most you all atlanteans?

 

[bamagirl]

hey, thnx for hte reply... so most you all atlanteans?

nope from all over ga and im in se Bama and silver from tn

 

[Koil_Inversion]

well iam going to go read some good for the soul literotica stories, get me rox off and crash will be back on tomorrow night. tilll then hope you all have an excellent evening

 

[bamagirl]

well iam going to go read some good for the soul literotica stories, get me rox off and crash will be back on tomorrow night. tilll then hope you all have an excellent evening

sweet dreams