SpankMyMonkey
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Happy St. Patrick's Day
A little tidbit of facts...in Ireland where the Blarney stone resides, the locals, on thier way home from the pub at night, piss on the stone. So if ever in Ireland, try not to kiss the blarney stone, or at least wash the spot first.
and my only Irish Joke.....
A bus load of Americans are touring the Irish country side, when the bus stops for a scenic location. At this location is a Mick sitting behind a stand selling 'learning pills'. An American walks over to the Mick and ask what he is selling.
'Why I selling learning pills' says the Mick.
'What does a leaning pill do?" ask the American
"Well they make you much smarter".
The american thinks, being an American I can't get much smarted; but he is decides to give it try.
'I'll take two' asks the American.
He takes one of the learning pills, pops it in his mouth, chews a little and spits it out.
"Awwwwww, that tastes like sheep shit!" Yells the American.
"The pills are working then.....You're learning!".
Spank
A little tidbit of facts...in Ireland where the Blarney stone resides, the locals, on thier way home from the pub at night, piss on the stone. So if ever in Ireland, try not to kiss the blarney stone, or at least wash the spot first.
and my only Irish Joke.....
A bus load of Americans are touring the Irish country side, when the bus stops for a scenic location. At this location is a Mick sitting behind a stand selling 'learning pills'. An American walks over to the Mick and ask what he is selling.
'Why I selling learning pills' says the Mick.
'What does a leaning pill do?" ask the American
"Well they make you much smarter".
The american thinks, being an American I can't get much smarted; but he is decides to give it try.
'I'll take two' asks the American.
He takes one of the learning pills, pops it in his mouth, chews a little and spits it out.
"Awwwwww, that tastes like sheep shit!" Yells the American.
"The pills are working then.....You're learning!".
Spank


