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It's freezin here today..and this nasty rain/drizzle is gettin old real quick.. They say we're suppose to have some snow flurries this weekend.. I think I'll have to find a bed warmer somewhere:p :devil:

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Sillyman said:
You know I don't have a lot of experience with these never-ending threads GG. I'm not exactly sure what the ettiquette is here.:(

Um, hello? :(

hiya sillyman welcome to our home :)

Jay who said I was coming out of my clothes????
now thats a scary thought :(

how about that tshirt,and jeans sga?;)
 
Bama,

I have never had a problem getting out of anything with the right coaxing!!;)
 
Silver, I'm going to pretend its Halloween and hold out my candy bag. It doesn't look like you have to much to give. I'll take the bottoms.
Bama, you know its always about the clothes coming OFF. Look sga knows how it is. you just need the right stuff.
 
Jayzan said:
Silver, I'm going to pretend its Halloween and hold out my candy bag. It doesn't look like you have to much to give. I'll take the bottoms.
Bama, you know its always about the clothes coming OFF. Look sga knows how it is. you just need the right stuff.

:p :devil: :p Well isnt' Christmas a time of presents!;)
 
sga_swingers said:
Bama,

I have never had a problem getting out of anything with the right coaxing!!;)

that depends on who is doing the coaxing:p

excuse me for posting this,but I want Jay to see getting what you ask for isn't always what you expect :D

smile jay :)

The Ostrich
============

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders.

The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,"
and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
"That will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket
and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
"I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says,
"I'll have the same."

Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.

"The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato
and salad," says the man, "same for me," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says,
"That will be $12.62." Once again the man pulls exact change
out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.

"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the
exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the
attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie
appeared and offered me two wishes.

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of
money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish
for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich
as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce,
the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses, and answers,

"My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs
who agrees with everything I say."
 
well looks like your playing Santa today, Can you sit on my lap? Or is that supposed to be the other way around. I forget. But I know what I want. I've been a little naughty this year Santa. Do I get a bag of switches. I could use a little beating.
 
Jayzan said:
well looks like your playing Santa today, Can you sit on my lap? Or is that supposed to be the other way around. I forget. But I know what I want. I've been a little naughty this year Santa. Do I get a bag of switches. I could use a little beating.

I'm sure it'd be much more fun to sit on your lap!:devil: j
Uh oh.. been a bad boy.. gotta get your beating ... or two maybe;) :p
 
Silly ........ there's no etiquette darling, just jump right in wherever. Its a free for all flirtarama.


So what's going on ya'll?
 
Hey All.....

Glad to see everyone made it through another work week!!! I have been so busy the last couple of days, I'll be glad when I get back to work so I can relax.. LOL

Weather sucks here also....the sun teased us for a short bit right at sunset and then the clouds came in again with more rain & drizzle.

Bama.. actually Gator Tail if prepared correctly... (cajun spices) is very good... but not all care for the taste..... :p

GG... maybe you can help me find a nice avatar that would represent me whenever I become legalized... I like the one that you picked out for yourself...;)

Sga... nice hooters.... shirt... LOL...working on my coaxing skills... LOL

Jay... I have gone to Hooters all over the country comparing the *ummm* menu's... and I have to say that the girls down in Daytona have got to be the finest anywhere.. *S* But Hooters is NOT a place where I would plan a group get together.... just like I wouldn't want to meet at a Chippendale's Club.. LOL

We need to find a club where you can eat, dance, drink and still be able to carry on a conversation.... will probably be different places for each activity...

*Trying to think of a nice present for Silver... maybe a misletoe necklace???? *G*:devil:
 
atlgator said:

Bama.. actually Gator Tail if prepared correctly... (cajun spices) is very good... but not all care for the taste..... :p

growing up in Florida I ate gator tail a lot. it is very tasty :p
 
atlgator said:
Hey All.....

Glad to see everyone made it through another work week!!! I have been so busy the last couple of days, I'll be glad when I get back to work so I can relax.. LOL

Weather sucks here also....the sun teased us for a short bit right at sunset and then the clouds came in again with more rain & drizzle.

Bama.. actually Gator Tail if prepared correctly... (cajun spices) is very good... but not all care for the taste..... :p

GG... maybe you can help me find a nice avatar that would represent me whenever I become legalized... I like the one that you picked out for yourself...;)

Sga... nice hooters.... shirt... LOL...working on my coaxing skills... LOL

Jay... I have gone to Hooters all over the country comparing the *ummm* menu's... and I have to say that the girls down in Daytona have got to be the finest anywhere.. *S* But Hooters is NOT a place where I would plan a group get together.... just like I wouldn't want to meet at a Chippendale's Club.. LOL

We need to find a club where you can eat, dance, drink and still be able to carry on a conversation.... will probably be different places for each activity...

*Trying to think of a nice present for Silver... maybe a misletoe necklace???? *G*:devil:

hehe.. real cute:devil: I got misletoe up in my house already:p :devil:
 
There's a great Buffalos in Macon but it doesn't have dancing.

Whisky River is the place to go dancing.
 
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