Get drunk with Ruby

I wish. *Chuckles.*

Yet I find it irrationally hard to get drunk when I have a reason to. Oh well. At least I get to watch other people.

And I surely meant that in a non-sexual way.

Of course.

*Hides the camera.*
 
Speaking of drinking, I was drunk off my ass last night (the most drunk I've been) and while I was getting there, I would have posted here on lit, but my computer wasn't connected to the internet. Too bad.
 
Rubyfruit said:
Anybody else have a shitty day?

Marriage on the rocks?

Kids wont behave?

Lover can't get it up?

Blown your diet for the 139th time?

Still smoking?

Dishes not done and you don't give a fuck?

Join me, ladies and gentlemen.

Bottoms up.
Wish I had noticed this last night. I did happen to have a real emotional roller coaster ride yesterday, mostly sucked. A drink with a sexy friend would have been nice. Instead I flew a solo on the Grey Goose.
 
I was going to suggest a nice foot rub but you were already comfy in the tub...

:)
 
Ah...
Ruby, sorry you are having a bit of a bad time.

How do you feel after mixing all those different kinds of alcohol in your tummy?
 
Rubyfruit said:
A foot rub would be fabulous right now Glam.

Love the new av. *sigh* Very sexy.

changed it again :)

Nice little pedicure...paint your toesies!
 
Dhalgren said:
Ah...
Ruby, sorry you are having a bit of a bad time.

How do you feel after mixing all those different kinds of alcohol in your tummy?

Like complete crap, fankly. The coffee's helping some.

Glam, you change your avs more than me! I'm partial to black and white, but the new one is nice too.

Hooker red for the toes, ok?
 
No booze. No pot, either.

:(

All I got is xanax and I don't want to abuse it. :(
 
Works for me...just get comfy and I'll paint a little silver streak tips too :)

I'm partial to the black and white ones myself...just sexier.
 
glamorilla said:


changed it again :)

Nice little pedicure...paint your toesies!

Glam, your AVs are like watchign a really hot slide show. Keep 'em coming baby!

And Ruby sweetie, I wish I'd been here to party with you, but I worked until after 11 PM and just collapsed when I got home. Drink some juice and tell hubby to take the kids and the dog to the park or something.
 
riff said:
No booze. No pot, either.

:(

All I got is xanax and I don't want to abuse it. :(

I think you should give me your xanax so that I can abuse it.

Caroline, I would love for hubby to take the kids to the park, but that would happen when hell freezes over, I'm afraid.
 
Hand over the bottle!

It never hurts to have a few.

Interesting note:

An associate professor at the University of Calgary did a study that showed that moderate drinkers earn more than non-drinkers. The effect was independent of any socio-class. The more you drink the more you earn(obviously up to a point:)

Pass the whole bottle!!!
 
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