Ghost Hunting Kits

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Have you seen these things? EMF meters and shit in a box selling for a hundred bucks or more? People are out there waving these fucking things around getting hits on celling emergency light circuitry and thinking they've found Great Grandma. People kill me.

http://21ghosts.info/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ghost-hunting-kit.jpg

 

[jaF0]

People kill me.

If they do, will you haunt them?

 

[neci]

a lady i know died two days ago. at the exact moment of her death, my phone (which happened to be on the other side of the room) started playing "The Miracle of Joey Ramone" on full blast. i went over to my phone to turn it off, and it wouldn't turn off. the music player on my phone wasn't even on.

thirty minutes later, we received a call from her son that she had a heart attack.

pretty sure the music doesn't have anything to do with anything. i only have one album on my phone, the one it came with. i don't use siri, or have any kind of voice activation enabled on my phone.

long story short, it appears my phone picks up spirit energy, so i will not be needing the fancy machinery.

 

[oggbashan]

Ghost hunting kits?

We in England don't need ghost hunting kits. We just invent ghosts to bring in the tourists. Anne Boleyn (with 'er 'ead tucked underneath her arm) is everywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a0cFYa5Ffw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNyFmOG0ujg

An example of the rubbish aimed at tourists:

The 93 most haunted places in Kent.

https://www.kentlive.news/whats-on/whats-on-news/most-haunted-kent-places-ghost-701615

 

[Cat Malojan]

Aren't you the guy who regularly visits clairvoyants?

 

[jezzilee]

I am staying overnight in a sanatorium in Minnesota soon. Super excited. First time open to the public!

 

[despete]

Wish they would!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Aren't you the guy who regularly visits clairvoyants?

Is there a book somewhere called Bullshit Things I’ve Heard About DCL?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If they do, will you haunt them?

I already do.

 

[Cat Malojan]

Is there a book somewhere called Bullshit Things I’ve Heard About DCL?

Haha. I remember your violent reactions to clairvoyants (I'm Fata Morgana prev).

 

[IG_88]

Don't see much point in hunting ghosts. If I can't eat it or fuck it then why in the world would I want to stay up all night hunting it?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If they do, will you haunt them?

Haha. I remember your violent reactions to clairvoyants (I'm Fata Morgana prev).

Everyone’s changed their name. From now on I’m Jock Stap.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Have you seen these things? EMF meters and shit in a box selling for a hundred bucks or more? People are out there waving these fucking things around getting hits on celling emergency light circuitry and thinking they've found Great Grandma. People kill me.

Sucker born every minute!!! Which is fucking awesome.

It's almost as good as selling "after the rapture" pet care insurance.

 

[Cat Malojan]

Everyone’s changed their name. From now on I’m Jock Stap.

I didn't change, Laurel banned my arse.

 

[lovetoread]

i am gonna get me one of those kits and go on a ghost hunt

its on my bucket list

 

[dolf]

i am gonna get me one of those kits and go on a ghost hunt

its on my bucket list

I'm only interested if they start selling kits including proton packs.

 

[jaF0]

i am gonna get me one of those kits and go on a ghost hunt

its on my bucket list

Perhaps you could try it out at an old Irish castle. Maybe find one that resembles Daryl Hannah.

 

[oggbashan]

Perhaps you could try it out at an old Irish castle. Maybe find one that resembles Daryl Hannah.

Or read some of my ghost stories...

 

[Pookie]

Is there a book somewhere called Bullshit Things I’ve Heard About DCL?

Yeah, but Hanns took it with him.

 

[Pookie]

Haha. I remember your violent reactions to clairvoyants (I'm Fata Morgana prev).

I didn't see that coming.

And you mispelled perv.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I didn't change, Laurel banned my arse.

Were you naughty?

 

[Cat Malojan]

Were you naughty?

Called someone a paedo.

 

[IG_88]

Called someone a paedo.

You can get banned for that? Seems harsh.

 

[trysail]

Haha. I remember your violent reactions to clairvoyants (I'm Fata Morgana prev).

I didn't change, Laurel banned my arse.

Called someone a paedo.

True confessions. Thanks for the self-identification.

I suspected "Cat Malojan" was Fata but my refusal to concern myself with the truly bizarre use, proliferation and fascination with "alts" around this joint led me to leave it at that.

I'm not going to waste my time worrying about that stupid stuff.





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[neci]

Cat Malojan is Fata's ghost.