Gimme 5moreminutes!

[5moreminutes]

Welcome!

Thanks

 

[impressive]

I said hello didn't I, you don't expect me to 5earch out the numbers on my keyboard? That would mean I'd have to 5tretch.

5martass.

 

[5moreminutes]

*waves*

waves back.

 

[NoJo]

I'm watching you. Oh yes, I'm watching you for the first sign of a slip-up. And then, you're mine.

> Waves merrily and adds innocent-looking smiley <

 

[Dar~]

Wtf does she have in her kitchen?

um . . .well . . . * to Imp* should I tell him?

 

[impressive]

um . . .well . . . * to Imp* should I tell him?

I'm sure it won't *cough* come as a surprise to him.

 

[5moreminutes]

I'm watching you. Oh yes, I'm watching you for the first sign of a slip-up. And then, you're mine.

> Waves merrily and adds innocent-looking smiley <

 

[5moreminutes]

I'm sure it won't *cough* come as a surprise to him.

 

[NoJo]

Good.

 

[5moreminutes]

Good.

Bad.

 

[NoJo]

Bad.

Yes, I sort of guessed that, because of the imp connection.

 

[5moreminutes]

Yes, I sort of guessed that, because of the imp connection.

She's precious.

Fucking hawt too.

 

[Dar~]

it's sort of similar in shape and size to um...a penis....it's just that it...well, vibrates and eats small children.

 

[NoJo]

Yes, I often wish she was a prostitute, but not an expensive one, because I have to watch my budget these days

 

[impressive]

it's sort of similar in shape and size to um...a penis....it's just that it...well, vibrates and eats small children.

Geez, where'd you get that kind? Mine won't eat small children. *pouts*

 

[FatDino]

it's sort of similar in shape and size to um...a penis....it's just that it...well, vibrates and eats small children.

Um...why does it eat small children?

 

[impressive]

Yes, I often wish she was a prostitute, but not an expensive one, because I have to watch my budget these days

BWAH!

 

[5moreminutes]

it's sort of similar in shape and size to um...a penis....it's just that it...well, vibrates and eats small children.

You have that in your kitchen ?

I like gadgets!

 

[Dar~]

Geez, where'd you get that kind? Mine won't eat small children. *pouts*

Go out and find this weird horroresque movie called The Item. Its below B rated funny as hell and the bad guy...well, you'll have to see for yourself.

 

[5moreminutes]

it's sort of similar in shape and size to um...a penis....it's just that it...well, vibrates and eats small children.

Why did your penis go smaller?

 

[impressive]

Why did your penis go smaller?

*coffee spew*

 

[NoJo]

Why did your penis go smaller?

In my case, it's because I suddenly remembered I haven't paid my car tax.

 

[Dar~]

Why did your penis go smaller?

You're the guy, figure it out. *raises eyebrow*

 

[5moreminutes]

You're the guy, figure it out. *raises eyebrow*

It's hard.

 

[Dar~]

It's hard.

is it really. Ah, still got it! *buffs nails on shirt*