Girl Problems

[snugglestruggle]

Well I'm 35 and a virgin.

Internet certificates don't count

 

[RobDownSouth]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmUFWMfIIAE6bjx.jpg

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'm 65 years old, bald, and fat as DOLFs ass. But Saturday at the Chinese Buffet the server was all over me with her hands. When the gals lay the hands on me and start with the rubbing I assume something is up. Maybe its how she gets better tips.

But my whole life has been like that with women, if they want you theyre all over you. If they don't want you you cant find them with GPS or GOOGLE.

Also, what you share with females is always NEED TO KNOW. Not even the time or weather.

 

[parodyluvr75]

That only applies to the number of posts I've left. Mentally I'm pretty sure I know what to do but physically I am extremely inexperienced.

If you've had sex even once, you're no longer a virgin for sex. How does someone get to 35 and not have sex? Are you a hermit? Or a nun?

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://trendingreport.blob.core.windows.net/beast-women/12.jpg

 

[CandiCame]

Hey guys. Got an issue with girls. I'm at college and the one girl in my classes named Teresa is super hot- she's got a large ass and supple tits and i really wanna date/fuck her. I'm a virgin but I want to lose my v-card to her. We nearly did shit until i was horny af and confessed to her that I masturbate and now we hardly talk. How do I solve this issue?

I thought this was gonna be about periods or something. That's a weird title. But this isn't enough information to tell you how you fucked up.

 

[Saint Peter]

Rent a hooker.

They could care less what you did last night. And yesterday afternoon. And yesterday morning...

 

[rimmy]

how does one have supple tits? can they tie themselves in a knot or something?

This post with your av is just too good not to quote.

 

[Never]

...supple tits...

Are there non-supple tits? They are bags of fat. It's hard to get more flexible than that.

A better question to be asking yourself is "How did I get to college and still be a virgin?"

I was a virgin until I was 22.

...stop seeing it as a mission to lose your v-card (how childish is that? seriously??)

I don't find it particularly childish.

 

[Lancecastor]

For all we and the OP knows, she has a shitty phone plan and simply ran out of texts.

Betcha on March 1st you get a clitrubbin selfie from her.

 

[lovetoread]

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Stupid asshole, you don't win women.

There are no methods to use. We are not things to win.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Another case of bumping old threads.

 

[lovetoread]

He's spamming. Just didn't want anyone to take it seriously.

 

[pointless]

i wonder if he's still a virgin.

 

[Saint Peter]

Why can't he just rent a hooker like the rest of us?

 

[Lancecastor]

Dead thread dug up by a phisher, shilling for some chik pickup course/site.

 

[eyer]

Why can't he just rent a hooker like the rest of us?

Stupid asshole, you don't buy women.

There are no methods to use. They are not things to buy.

 

[Saint Peter]

Stupid asshole, you don't buy women.

There are no methods to use. They are not things to buy.

I said rent, not buy.

Learn to read, douchebag.

 

[pointless]

cokeheads work, too.

just watch your shit.

 

[eyer]

I said rent, not buy.

Learn to read, douchebag.

Stupid asshole, you don't rent women.

There are no methods to use. They are not things to rent.


That better for ya, playgrounder?

 

[Saint Peter]

Stupid asshole, you don't rent women.

There are no methods to use. They are not things to rent.


That better for ya, playgrounder?

I take it back.

I bought your mom for a can of corn.



I want my corn back.

 

[eyer]

I take it back.

I bought your mom for a can of corn.



I want my corn back.

Good thing you got that playgrounder privilege going on.

 

[erostwo]

Xero

Internet certificates don't count

Doll Face? I loved it, doesn't begin to describe the emotion... p f y t

 

[Disgustipated]

Good thing you got that playgrounder privilege going on.

Shaddup you progressive dumbass.

 

[bronzeage]

Shaddup you progressive dumbass.

Now, you're just being nasty.