Give an instruction

[Chicklet]

I'm 0/2, I don't have $10 either.

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wench, bend over and prepare for punishment. you're in it deep, girly.

 

[Chicklet]

South Park and bon bons everyone - go!

yes, ma'am.

if you insist.

 

[myinnerslut]

wow.... just wow....

 

[the captians wench]

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wench, bend over and prepare for punishment. you're in it deep, girly.

Okay that one I can do!

*bends over and grabs ankles*

 

[neonflux]

I have just decided this is the funniest thread on Lit right now!

I swear, I laughed so hard I scared/startled my cat off the top of the computer monitor!

he he he he he he....

now, as a switch, does this mean that I must obey my own command?

if so, I say stop working - take a rest for the whole day - indolence to go along with Netzatch's south park and the bon bons...

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/zara.jpg

(that's me, right after I get off the computer, in case you're wondering - HA!)



p.s., catalina - always knew you were clever, but that was too, too much

 

[amadaun]

Haha, oh thank god. I saw two pages of response to this thread and WTF'd aloud. Fortunately, it was two pages of good solid snark instead of ridiculousness.

 

[Etoile]

These are not the sorts of things I meant. There will probably be loads of subs viewing this thread at some point. Post an instruction stating what you'd like them to do. For example - tell them to shout out something loud or tell them to do anything.

You fail at the Internet. Please turn off your computer.

 

[Lester_Hammond]

You fail at the Internet. Please turn off your computer.

You're being too vague. Please tell me exactly what I am failing at and maybe then I will consider turning off my computer.

 

[Lester_Hammond]

I'm really glad I posted this thread because the responses have been really funny. They really made my day - especially the watering your plants ones.

So Captain's Wench - did you ever get round to watering your pants?

 

[the captians wench]

I'm really glad I posted this thread because the responses have been really funny. They really made my day - especially the watering your plants ones.

So Captain's Wench - did you ever get round to watering your pants?

Lord all mighty I'm not sure if you really are getting your rocks off on that idea or if you're joking!

At anyrate to answer your question, as I so politely told Miss Chicklet...I don't own any plants....but I did put some more water in the fish tank.

 

[Chicklet]

You fail at the Internet. Please turn off your computer.

roflmao

 

[Chicklet]

....but I did put some more water in the fish tank.

...fish, plants, they're practically the same.

 

[the captians wench]

...fish, plants, they're practically the same.

Yeah!

wait does that mean I'm not in trouble anymore, cause I don't know if I like that.

 

[BeachGurl2]

ROFLMAO!!!

You guys are a riot.

 

[Netzach]

You fail at the Internet. Please turn off your computer.

Can I finally have this for my sig line?

 

[Etoile]

Can I finally have this for my sig line?

You can take anything of mine you want! (And I don't mean that in this way, either.)

 

[CBM_Redux]

Gnarfle the Garthok!

 

[Netzach]

You can take anything of mine you want! (And I don't mean that in this way, either.)

Well....if I ever get into one of them leather contests, you now know what my fantasy segment will be.

Let's go Dutch!

 

[Etoile]

Well....if I ever get into one of them leather contests, you now know what my fantasy segment will be.

Let's go Dutch!

I just realized I linked you to the wrong video...which means there are two of them! This is the one I meant to send originally, with the dramatizations.

 

[lil_slave_rose]

I just realized I linked you to the wrong video...which means there are two of them! This is the one I meant to send originally, with the dramatizations.

LMAO! i'm dying here......

 

[Etoile]

Gnarfle the Garthok!

*blinks*

Did you just add that sig line and avatar? Because I could swear the last time I looked at this thread, they weren't there. I would have remembered boobs that size!

 

[lil_slave_rose]

*blinks*

Did you just add that sig line and avatar? Because I could swear the last time I looked at this thread, they weren't there. I would have remembered boobs that size!

boobs?? i see butts...or am i seeing things?? or did the sig change??

*edited to add* nevermind, i see the AV now, told you i'm tired....

 

[Etoile]

boobs?? i see butts...or am i seeing things?? or did the sig change??

*edited to add* nevermind, i see the AV now, told you i'm tired....

*hugs the rose!*

It's almost 4am here and I am just not sleepy. I don't know what gives...I had some diet coke around 4pm but that shouldn't keep me up for 12 hours! I think it's time to turn off the laptop and just try to lie quietly...

 

[lil_slave_rose]

*hugs the rose!*

It's almost 4am here and I am just not sleepy. I don't know what gives...I had some diet coke around 4pm but that shouldn't keep me up for 12 hours! I think it's time to turn off the laptop and just try to lie quietly...

::hugs you back:: it's almost 4:00am here as well, and i SHOULD have been in bed hours ago, as i have to work in about 5 hours (well it's volunteer, but trust me it's work) so yea, i think i may do the same, and go lay quietly in my bed and count the tiles in my ceiling once again good night..sweet dreams

 

[subtleone]

LOL!! This thread is hilarious