Give me a break

[A7inchPhildo]

Re: Re: Re: Give me a break

Good lighting?

It is sunny every day!



I must say Last night I ran the dishwasher, (No rant about washing dishes that way)before going to bed. I woke up this fine sunny day still tired and really wnating my coffee I did not set because I have to have clean stuff. Pot scum is not for me.

So all nice and groggy still in my pjs. I open the damn door of the washer. Pull out the top rack. And WTF I know better yet still one frigging cup or bowl is always flipped over and full of water. Just laughing as it spills water all over you the floor and the other clean dishes. GRRRRRRR!

Give me a break! What do dishes do in there dance?


Ok I 'm done now. Next!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Give me a break

It is sunny every day!



I must say Last night I ran the dishwasher, (No rant about washing dishes that way)before going to bed. I woke up this fine sunny day still tired and really wnating my coffee I did not set because I have to have clean stuff. Pot scum is not for me.

So all nice and groggy still in my pjs. I open the damn door of the washer. Pull out the top rack. And WTF I know better yet still one frigging cup or bowl is always flipped over and full of water. Just laughing as it spills water all over you the floor and the other clean dishes. GRRRRRRR!

Give me a break! What do dishes do in there dance?


Ok I 'm done now. Next!

dish washer gnomes.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Give me a break

dish washer gnomes.

You know I never liked them little yard critters they give me the creeps.
I belive very strongly in spirits, and beings. Not creepy at all I embrace the moment.

Them frigging little statues freak me out. So evil! Or maybe I should have never seen the Chucky movie. My mother bought a couple for my yard. I purposely ran them over. They make better fill than ornaments. Damn them little fuckers! I still know where I burried them. They are haunting me I just know it!


Sorry to rant!

 

[Honey123]

Are they the same gnomes as the ones in the dryer?

Always losing at least 1 sock in the dryer --

I get that in my dishwasher as well, Phil...sucks doesn't it -- I mean give me a fucking break -- why does one always, ALWAYS have to flip over?

 

[Honey123]

I am double posting and I don't give a fuck if anyone gets upset with me.....I am soo pissed off

I am fucking tired of everyone saying that this one secretary in my office does everything perfectly - that she is ALL FUCKING THAT!!!!!!!!

I have so much fucking work that I want to SCREEEEEEAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!!

And if I hear anyone whispering that what the hell am I doing posting on Lit then if I have sooo much work....I am going to ...... agree...I guess....fuck!

 

[Guest]

Honey...

CALM DOWN!!!!

Getting that irate isn't good for you, sweetie.

Here, have some flowers...

http://www.psyche-erotica.co.uk/images/2.jpg



Lou

 

[SnoopDog]

Honey...

CALM DOWN!!!!

Getting that irate isn't good for you, sweetie.

Here, have some flowers...

http://www.psyche-erotica.co.uk/images/2.jpg



Lou

One little piece of advice sweety-Lou, you'd better not shout the words 'Calm Down' like that. Btw, hope you're doing fine, everything alright?

Snoopy

 

[Guest]

One little piece of advice sweety-Lou, you'd better not shout the words 'Calm Down' like that. Btw, hope you're doing fine, everything alright?

Snoopy

And, pray tell, why the fuck not?

I will damn well SHOUT IF I WANT TO DAMN WELL SHOUT!

Yeah, I'm doing fine thanks, sweetie. Hope you are, too!

Lou

P.S.

 

[SnoopDog]

And, pray tell, why the fuck not?

I will damn well SHOUT IF I WANT TO DAMN WELL SHOUT!

Yeah, I'm doing fine thanks, sweetie. Hope you are, too!

Lou

P.S.

Yeah, it's just...
.... my eardrums hurt.

Snoopy,

 

[Guest]

Yeah, it's just...
.... my eardrums hurt.

Snoopy,

Stuff some cotton wool in them, then!

Sheesh, your head would explode, if you ever heard me at my loudest.

Lou

 

[upfront]

Is it just me, or does Lou look like a prettier version of Martine McCutcheon?

Stuff some cotton wool in them, then!

Sheesh, your head would explode, if you ever heard me at my loudest.

Lou

 

[A7inchPhildo]

I am double posting and I don't give a fuck if anyone gets upset with me.....I am soo pissed off

I am fucking tired of everyone saying that this one secretary in my office does everything perfectly - that she is ALL FUCKING THAT!!!!!!!!

I have so much fucking work that I want to SCREEEEEEAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!!

And if I hear anyone whispering that what the hell am I doing posting on Lit then if I have sooo much work....I am going to ...... agree...I guess....fuck!

You're posting to relieve unwanted stress, and to feel reassured by your friends.

Take deep breaths, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Who am I kidding I would just scream, but you shouldn't. It's going to be a long week Hun hold it together.

 

[rgraham666]

Are they the same gnomes as the ones in the dryer?

Always losing at least 1 sock in the dryer --

Honey? Everytime you lose a sock, check a closet.

Every sock lost in a dryer is transmogified into a clothes hanger. It's why we always have too few socks and too many clothes hangers.

I don't know if the gnomes are responsible, but it seems a likely supposition.

 

[SnoopDog]

Stuff some cotton wool in them, then!

Sheesh, your head would explode, if you ever heard me at my loudest.

Lou

I don't know if you are familiar with the movie 'Dogma' but in there God is a woman and when she speaks a human's head would explode.
So what does this tell us about yourself????

Ah well, at least you must be an angel (or higher, )

Snoopy

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Stuff some cotton wool in them, then!

Sheesh, your head would explode, if you ever heard me at my loudest.

Lou

Katie and all this time I was told that it was God moving his furniture around. You mean to tell me the rumble is really from the UK?

I can only imagine what sex would be like, It must be earth shattering when you scream!

What a way to go having my head explode from Katie calling my name. Aah, Shhh! Just let me relish in the thought for a moment.

 

[Honey123]

thanks for the flowers, Lou

and the support from my friends......

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I can only imagine what sex would be like, It must be earth shattering when you scream!

not too worry, when she gets going during sex only dogs can hear her.

~A~Love you Lou!!!

 

[A7inchPhildo]

not too worry, when she gets going during sex only dogs can hear her.

~A~Love you Lou!!!

My ears are ringing!

 

[Honey123]

So it's either her screams or someone is talking about you

 

[Sabledrake]

Political ads, especially during an election year when November is still fucking half a year away!

Demonstrative protestors who bring a city to a grinding halt by blocking major thorougfares ... even if I'm inclined to agree with their message, I find it hard to be sympathetic through my annoyance.

Studies (like the recent one on how fat kids are more likely to be bullied) about stuff anybody with half a brain already knows!

Mandatory all-staff all-day trainings that night shift workers are expected to attend even though it screws up two shifts ... am I supposed to take the night before off, attend this training, fight traffic, squeeze in a nap, and get to work ... or am I supposed to work all the night before, drag my exhausted ass through the training, and then get the night off? And when my shift is ten hours, but the training only "counts" for 7, having to use my hard-earned vacation time to make up the difference. If, once, just bleeding ONCE in the 13+ years I've been with the agency, they'd schedule a mandatory all-staff training at midnight, and make everyone else be there, I'd be somewhat mollified.

Abusive slatterns or slackoffs who don't look after their kids, then scream at them and whale on them.

Sabledrake

 

[cantdog]

I am never never upset with 'em no sir I'm always GOOD.

until I get in a car

I don't mind being cut off so much, but when they scoot out there and challenge your reflexes
and then slow right down!!!

If it was important enough to make you risk my ass
HOW COME IT AIN"T IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO MOVE ALONG AND GO DO IT ALREADY?

And the worst thing is destination-free people.

Don't even get in the car without a destination. The genius of the automobile is motion, dude.

If you wanna participate in the traffic, fine, but if you wanna spectate, get a bench.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

So it's either her screams or someone is talking about you

OK, What and who were you talking to about me?

If, once, just bleeding ONCE in the 13+ years I've been with the agency, they'd schedule a mandatory all-staff training at midnight, and make everyone else be there, I'd be somewhat mollified.

Sable,

I could suggest as likely to assuage the agonies of the little people, it ain't ever going to happen. The same as people like to squak about the unfortunate obese children.

If you wanna participate in the traffic, fine, but if you wanna spectate, get a bench.

cantdog,
Nice to meet you, and welcome to the forums along as to the AH. Let me get this strait you live in Maine and you are bitching about traffic? I hope you don't travel much.

You know when people toot their horn at me it makes me all nervous, and I just have to slow down even more than the 1/2 the speed limit I am doing before I cut you off.

Phildo

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

Give me a break...

Using a headache as an excuse to get out of sex.

'Nuff said.

~ R W

 

[cantdog]

horns, phooey

Horns I never use.

The horn is the territorial call of the Asshole.

I did an article about driving rules which they paid me for. It was such fun to write, you wouldn't believe.

Sooo gratifying. And thanks for the welcome. What's AH?

 

[A7inchPhildo]

I just want to rant!

I mean give me a break already I hate distracting Avatars that move. Not to mention moving things in the siggy line!

How can one concentrate on a post if there is a little circus going on around them?

Oh yeah mine, well that is different. "Like hell it is!"

Don't fret I will be changing it as soon as I find something good.



Catdog,
Love that toon catdog.

The AH, Author's Hangout. Look at the location sign.

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