Go ahead. Jack my thread

[SmileyGirl]

I don't know if I'm freaked out from that video or being aroused by that video.

And I almost have the words down. Ten more replays and I'll get it.

Haha yup it gets in your head

 

[luvthedesserts]

Haha yup it gets in your head

And that blonde dancing hair suit at the end is delicious.

 

[SmileyGirl]

And that blonde dancing hair suit at the end is delicious.

Yeh without all the weird hair lol

 

[luvthedesserts]

What a charming analogy..snot rocket..and they say romance is dead

Hey, I pulled that one from somewhere really deep.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Yeh without all the weird hair lol

But I liked the hair. I could comb ticks out of it all day long.

 

[SmileyGirl]

But I liked the hair. I could comb ticks out of it all day long.

Very true or use it to drape your nekkid body in

 

[perkyT]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick her candy
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock
Cause Jill's real name is randy

 

[SmileyGirl]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick her candy
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock
Cause Jill's real name is randy

Bwahaha love it

 

[perkyT]

One more for SmileyGirl!!

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candlestick
If Jack's so nimble and Jack's so quick
Why is he in the hospital with a lil burnt dick?


Ohhhh. Almost forgot!

*gropes Smiley's butt*

 

[luvthedesserts]

*gropes Smiley's butt*

And what's wrong with groping mine? It's right here.

 

[perkyT]

And what's wrong with groping mine? It's right here.

OK.

*gropes*

WTF. THAT was not your butt.

 

[luvthedesserts]

OK.

*gropes*

WTF. THAT was not your butt.

It was so good you rolled your eyes from just groping it? It's the girth, isn't it?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

This thread scares me.. How did I get here????

http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.6969785.3256/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg

 

[Lily13]

Breakfast?

 

[luvthedesserts]

This thread scares me.. How did I get here????

http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.6969785.3256/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg

I don't know what's creepier about that picture. Him, and I'm only projecting here, crapping on her. Or her fingers.

And to answer your question, you came for the same reason C4C did. You want to see my launch a snot rocket out of my smeagal.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Breakfast?

It's never too early for flapjacks. Never.

 

[perkyT]

It was so good you rolled your eyes from just groping it? It's the girth, isn't it?

Yep. Couldn't even get my hand around it. I bow out. You're too much for me.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Yep. Couldn't even get my hand around it. I bow out. You're too much for me.

Yea, bending over isn't gonna get you out of anything. In fact, I'll warn you. You might feel a little tickle at first. Just breathe through it.

 

[perkyT]

Yea, I'll bend over to make it easier. In fact, I'll warn you. You might feel a little tickle at first. Just breathe through it.

*straps on*


I have coconut oil for you.

 

[luvthedesserts]

*straps on*


I have coconut oil for you.

I see what you did there. Fine. I'm into virtual reciprocation. Not sure coconut oil was the wisest choice. I've been told I look pathetic trying to lick it off.

 

[Cymru6969]

http://jlcauvin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jack-nicholson-the-shining.jpg

 

[fire_breeze]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRF2Nd6tLhJGyfZCdN3WN_Dg7yfBtR2VbfkMKasCm8HpiptyIHQwg

 

[perkyT]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRF2Nd6tLhJGyfZCdN3WN_Dg7yfBtR2VbfkMKasCm8HpiptyIHQwg

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

You Don't Know Jack......



Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it...

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt.

 

[luvthedesserts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX6M0IrJ7ck