God Rigs Election: It's Bush In A "blowout"
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Re: Those scattered rocks look familiar...
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I worked for the geochemist who trained the Apollo astronauts in how and what to pick up on the surface of the moon. I cannot recall now but he spent many weekends with them in a western state with areas very similar to the lunar surface. (If I can't find the info easily I'll give up.)shereads said:
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Re: Re: Those scattered rocks look familiar...
He doesn't believe in gardening.
And my dad's back yard.PierceStreet said:
He doesn't believe in gardening.
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Robertson quotes
"You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist. I can love the people who hold false opinions but I don't have to be nice to them."--Pat Robertson, The 700 Club, January 14, 1991
"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." -- Pat Robertson, fundraising letter, 1992
"You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist. I can love the people who hold false opinions but I don't have to be nice to them."--Pat Robertson, The 700 Club, January 14, 1991
"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." -- Pat Robertson, fundraising letter, 1992
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Where's Bill?
No, not Clinton, COSBY!
Did anyone else starting out this thread start having images of Cosby doing his 'Noah' routine?
"PAT!"
"Yes?"
"It's GOD, Pat!"
"Oh, Thank you, Lord, for answering my prayers."
"Well, Pat, we'll do that later. Right now I have message for you."
"Yes, Lord?"
"It's about the 2004 Election, Pat"
"Do you want me to run again?"
"Only if you want to blow off a lot of your money, Pat"
"It's going to be a 'blowout', Lord?"
"yes, Pat, it's going to be blowout. Just like an Edsel on I-95 with forty year old tires." (heard mumbling off stage - "Why can't the guy buy a hearing aid with all the money he's scammed?") "Pat, we'll keep this simple."
"Yes, Lord?"
"Do NOT Run. Let Bush run unopposed."
"Will he win, Lord?"
"Whatever."
"As for your prayers, Pat. No. Yes. No. No. Yes. No. Hope your memory's better than your hearing. Good bye, Pat"
Pat wakes from his dream and answers God's last comment. His hearing is the better part.
No, not Clinton, COSBY!
Did anyone else starting out this thread start having images of Cosby doing his 'Noah' routine?
"PAT!"
"Yes?"
"It's GOD, Pat!"
"Oh, Thank you, Lord, for answering my prayers."
"Well, Pat, we'll do that later. Right now I have message for you."
"Yes, Lord?"
"It's about the 2004 Election, Pat"
"Do you want me to run again?"
"Only if you want to blow off a lot of your money, Pat"
"It's going to be a 'blowout', Lord?"
"yes, Pat, it's going to be blowout. Just like an Edsel on I-95 with forty year old tires." (heard mumbling off stage - "Why can't the guy buy a hearing aid with all the money he's scammed?") "Pat, we'll keep this simple."
"Yes, Lord?"
"Do NOT Run. Let Bush run unopposed."
"Will he win, Lord?"
"Whatever."
"As for your prayers, Pat. No. Yes. No. No. Yes. No. Hope your memory's better than your hearing. Good bye, Pat"
Pat wakes from his dream and answers God's last comment. His hearing is the better part.
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Re: Robertson quotes
He says that like it's a BAD thing..?
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He says that like it's a BAD thing..?
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Re: Robertson quotes
A political movement that encourages women to become lesbians? Sounds like I have found my party at last!
-Colly
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A political movement that encourages women to become lesbians? Sounds like I have found my party at last!
-Colly
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Hijack, schmijack, it's the best AV for ella (though I've enjoyed all of them; well, except for the wombat closeup).
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Forgive me for intruding, but I thought the following article may be of some interest in this thread.
Hurricanes 2, Pat Robertson 0
Hurricane Isabel roared through Virginia Beach, Va., in September, inflicting serious property damage despite public calls for prayer to keep it away by local resident Pat Robertson, whose Christian Broadcasting Network is headquartered there. (In 1998, Robertson condemned the city of Orlando, Fla., for sponsoring the Gay Days festival, and warned the city that God could tear it up during hurricane season for promoting homosexuality. Instead, the first hurricane to make landfall in 1998, Bonnie, scored a direct hit on Virginia Beach.) [The Virginian-Pilot (Norfolk), September 16]
I will slip back into my corner now and be quiet.
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Hurricanes 2, Pat Robertson 0
Hurricane Isabel roared through Virginia Beach, Va., in September, inflicting serious property damage despite public calls for prayer to keep it away by local resident Pat Robertson, whose Christian Broadcasting Network is headquartered there. (In 1998, Robertson condemned the city of Orlando, Fla., for sponsoring the Gay Days festival, and warned the city that God could tear it up during hurricane season for promoting homosexuality. Instead, the first hurricane to make landfall in 1998, Bonnie, scored a direct hit on Virginia Beach.) [The Virginian-Pilot (Norfolk), September 16]
I will slip back into my corner now and be quiet.
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Holiness seems to offer little protection against God's Wrath. An earthquake on assention day destroyed the city of Antioch, center of Christianity at the time.
The Quake that leveled Lisbon and inundated the city with a tsunami destroyed almost every Chruch, but left the Sula street brothels unscathed.
Grated these folks were all Catholics and according to Pat that makes them evil, but even someone of his...intellectual clibre... should realize that calling down the wrath of God on someone else is an almost sure way to end up the butt of a cosmic joke.
-Colly
The Quake that leveled Lisbon and inundated the city with a tsunami destroyed almost every Chruch, but left the Sula street brothels unscathed.
Grated these folks were all Catholics and according to Pat that makes them evil, but even someone of his...intellectual clibre... should realize that calling down the wrath of God on someone else is an almost sure way to end up the butt of a cosmic joke.
-Colly
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Then, after lunch, they do something truly outrageous.edward_teach said:
How can Robertson, with such a tenuous grasp upon reality, continue to herd even his flock of grass-root level IQ’s? In the first quote he traduced the Golden Rule, in the second he merely confounds belief.
Thanks Ed, you old pirate
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Topic: during Christmas, the Queen's pet corgi was killed by a bull terrier owned by Princess Anne. The terrier had previously bitten a child, for which the Princess had paid a fine, and is also rumoured to have bitten a household servant. In your opinion, should Princess Anne be 'put down,' or can she safely be confined to a pen?
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SomewhatSublime said:Anne is wearing Lipstick.
So do most of Larry Flynt's Hustler Honeys, but let's not go there.
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I can do all the other stuff, but I fail on the Become Lesbian - point.
Does this mean I don't get to call myself a feminist, now?
Does this mean I don't get to call myself a feminist, now?
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cookiejar said:I'm sitting here laughing at the snobs, so called intellectuals and blowhards. This is truly what Liberalism is....back biting, name calling, know it alls, and "our shit doesn't stink" types.....
Just to make sure I don't sound too intellectual, I'll keep it short: Bite me
- Mindy
