Goldilocks....Adult Version...

[Supernaut_1000]

Perhaps that thieving little tramp Goldilocks could make the smallest bear her bitch....

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Yeah, it seems to hold some appeal for some gals.....good news for me, given how hairy I am.

Hell, I call my hubby a "hairy teddybear man" all the time. Doesn't mean I wanna rape Smokey.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Er ... no. The version suggested here is heterosexual, whereas "Goldy Cocks" is actually 100% gay.

Besides, if Fantasies_Only's theory were to hold true, that gay porn "plagiarized" the original fairytale. lol

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Hell, I call my hubby a "hairy teddybear man" all the time. Doesn't mean I wanna rape Smokey.

Hehehe.....

 

[Texguy84]

Some other fairy tale porn ideas

I do recall someone did a porn adaptation of Sleeping Beauty, where the suitor had to awaken her by making her orgasm (as an amusing twist, instead of fairies in the magical old ladies style, they had a faerie as in a flamboyantly gay guy who was watching over Sleeping Beauty.)

And Little Red Riding Hood is SUCH a gold mine for pervy stories. And I'm not just saying this because I saw a striptease in a bar based on Little Red Riding Hood.

How about the Princess and the Pea? The Prince can only marry a girl who is so delicate that she can not have sex on a mattress with a pea under it without feeling too uncomfortable to continue? You could have a humorous scene of her and the prince constantly trying different positions, with her having different problems until they find the problem.

 

[Carnevil9]

Or it could be Princess and the Pee..... the possibilities are endless!!

 

[Virgin_Whore_Baby]

Or it could be Princess and the Pee..... the possibilities are endless!!

Omg! That's it! Someone HAS TO write that!

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Of course Snow White was a virgin. Who do you think she would've been having sex with before she moved in with the dwarves?

You will probably all laugh at me, but whatever. How can you make Little Red Riding Hood sexual, other than maybe "Oh Grandpa! What a big cock you have!" and then "The better to fuck you with. "

 

[Texguy84]

Omg! That's it! Someone HAS TO write that!

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Of course Snow White was a virgin. Who do you think she would've been having sex with before she moved in with the dwarves?

You will probably all laugh at me, but whatever. How can you make Little Red Riding Hood sexual, other than maybe "Oh Grandpa! What a big cock you have!" and then "The better to fuck you with. "

I'm pretty sure Little Red Riding Hood was vaguely sexual to begin with. One popular interpretation of the folk tale is that it is about the dangers faced by a young woman coming of age in the "big bad world", when unable to rely on the protection of her family. The wolf need not be predatory in the digestive sense.

IIRC, one adaptation of Little Red Riding Hood that gets pretty rave reviews from some of the folks I hang out with is "Freeway", starring Kiefer Sutherland and Reese Witherspoon, replacing the literal wolf with a sexual predator, and Red with a street-smart inner-city girl.

Of course, you could always go the way of comedy, and indeed have dialogue like "What a big cock you have!" It could even be roleplay between Red and the Wolf, lovers rather than hunter and prey.

 

[Fantasies_only]

I'm pretty sure Little Red Riding Hood was vaguely sexual to begin with. One popular interpretation of the folk tale is that it is about the dangers faced by a young woman coming of age in the "big bad world", when unable to rely on the protection of her family. The wolf need not be predatory in the digestive sense.

IIRC, one adaptation of Little Red Riding Hood that gets pretty rave reviews from some of the folks I hang out with is "Freeway", starring Kiefer Sutherland and Reese Witherspoon, replacing the literal wolf with a sexual predator, and Red with a street-smart inner-city girl.

Of course, you could always go the way of comedy, and indeed have dialogue like "What a big cock you have!" It could even be roleplay between Red and the Wolf, lovers rather than hunter and prey.

Most of it had a hidden message, but what that message means is open to interpretation, such as swallowing the grandma whole, and doing the same to Red.
The woodcutter who chopped open the wolf's stomach is the part I have a problem with.

The "What a big..." reference sounds like a reference to a witch or general old hag.

Now if you really want erotica, you could take the tales of Greek gods (Zeus seduced his sister Venus, who is the namesake of the woman who rose naked from the sea).

People (including most myth sources) don't realize Zeus was born a human, and had powers bestowed on him later in life.
To prove this consider his age.
He has 11 siblings (Hades included) which were all born at the same time as him, however Zeus looks older than his brothers and sisters because his (abusive) father Cronus, swallowed the 11 children (giving them divine powers) and a rock in place of Zeus.

The already erotic myths can be twisted further to include pornography, such as Oedipus (had sex with his mother and killed his father).

The best myth made for porn though is Athena.
Athena is not really related to Zeus, but was taken in by the god when she was born.
Her caretaker gave up the baby shrinking to the size of a mosquito or dragonfly.
The Larva (Athena) was placed in Zeus' ear until she grew so big his head split in two (talk about getting a big head).
There is something about this story that makes me think of inscest.

 

[Fantasies_only]

Of course Snow White was a virgin. Who do you think she would've been having sex with before she moved in with the dwarves?

Actually, I think I was thinking about Sleeping Beauty (pricked her finger on a rose thorn), but they do talk about her as if she was a Virgin.

 

[snooper]

... There is something about this story that makes me think of inscest.

Just out of curiosity, by "inscest" did you mean "incest" or "insects"?

 

[Virgin_Whore_Baby]

The "What a big..." reference sounds like a reference to a witch or general old hag.

In a way it is. That's how she talks to the wolf when that dumbass thinks he's actually her grandma. I made her say Grandpa, because (considering the porn twist) i'd rather read about a girl screwing a dirty old man, than a nasty old woman.

Just out of curiosity, by "inscest" did you mean "incest" or "insects"?

They mean "incest". Its a common mispelling.

 

[Texguy84]

They mean "incest". Its a common mispelling.

Well, since the story that Fantasies Only was commenting on involved larvae, an argument could be made either way.

 

[Virgin_Whore_Baby]

Well, since the story that Fantasies Only was commenting on involved larvae, an argument could be made either way.

Hmmm, that is very true. Sometimes I don't know how I manage to overlook such things.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Well, since the story that Fantasies Only was commenting on involved larvae, an argument could be made either way.

ROFL! Damn, you'll be missed while you're gone TexyBoy!! Will the military make a man out of you, or will you still by my boy?

 

[Athena_e19]

I may be wrong but I was pretty sure that the Greek gods origin myth started with Cronos eating his children to avoid having someone seize his throne. Zeus' mother switched a rock with him and when he was born, Cronos gobbled him up, not realizing the switch that had been pulled over his eyes.

Zeus wasn't human- he was a Titan. And eating babies isn't very erotic for me.

Neither are insects, incisors, or idiots.

 

[Fantasies_only]

I may be wrong but I was pretty sure that the Greek gods origin myth started with Cronos eating his children to avoid having someone seize his throne. Zeus' mother switched a rock with him and when he was born, Cronos gobbled him up, not realizing the switch that had been pulled over his eyes.

Zeus wasn't human- he was a Titan. And eating babies isn't very erotic for me.

Neither are insects, incisors, or idiots.

No, you are wrong.
A Titan is conceived by natural elements, such as Cronos born from Gaia (Earth).
Zeus' mother did not hide the baby, as she was with Cronus at the time (aunt hid him).
Cronus did not eat the children, he swallowed them whole, and regurgitated after swallowing the stone (should have indicated the difference of a stone and a rock).
The idea was to create a super titan by consuming their essence (which the author took literally).
Instead it was the reverse.

The titan Cronus had no powers until he threw Urinus' genital in the ocean, creating a bed of foam Venus rose up on.
Later his wife named her slut daughter after her.

And yes, myths are exadurated and elaborated truths.
A dragonfly leaving her larva in a sleeping person's ear, probably actually happened.

The second part of the story, with his head splitting in two, is another exaduration of a real bad (splitting) headache.

By the way, it all started with Chaos/Gaia.
Gaia is the wife and daughter of Chaos (the sun) who always faught with her since the beginning of time.

"In the beginning, there was piece and order in the universe."
In modern times, this might have been referencing a Massive Black Hole (giant wormhole which creates a galaxy).
Theorized from the black hole found in the center of our galaxy.

 

[Virgin_Whore_Baby]

Can you make another thread for fighting about mythological creatures? We should get back to talking about that slutty little Goldilocks & other fairy tales with hidden sexual meanings.

 

[Fantasies_only]

Can you make another thread for fighting about mythological creatures? We should get back to talking about that slutty little Goldilocks & other fairy tales with hidden sexual meanings.

I'm not really arguing, I'm just telling her she's wrong, and she started it, but I agree, myths shouldn't be here unless you are making a story with them.

Athena, I would like to hear your take on the myths, so please make a thread in the general forum.
On second thought, better PM me, or we'll have another flame war with those idiots.

 

[Athena_e19]

Cronus sired several children by Rhea: Hestia, Demeter, Hera, Hades, and Poseidon, but swallowed them all as soon as they were born, since he had learned from Gaia and Uranus that he was destined to be overcome by his own son as he had overthrown his own father— an oracle that Zeus was to hear and avert. But when Zeus was about to be born, Rhea sought Gaia to devise a plan to save him, so that Cronus would get his retribution for his acts against Uranus and his own children. Rhea gave birth to Zeus in Crete, handing Cronus a rock wrapped in swaddling clothes, which he promptly swallowed. His mother hid Zeus in a basket under a tree and was raised by a shepherd family under the promise that their sheep would be saved from wolves.

Okay, my self-righteousness is satisfied.

What about the story of Hansel and Gretel? That would seem to be a a good tale that could have some allusions and adult intentions.

 

[snooper]

... What about the story of Hansel and Gretel? ...

Don't Hansel and Gretel seem a little too stupid for eighteen year olds? Even American eighteen year olds?

 

[Athena_e19]

I don't know. I don't actually remember much more than the gingerbread house.

But you could take the story forwards a few generations, and lose the magic.

Twin teenagers (18 of course) are kicked out for being overly obnoxious and abrasive with their new stepmother. Father doesn't really want to, but his balls are in a jar somewhere.

These kids figure they can prove that they can make it on their own. So when a friendly middle aged woman (mid to late 30's) offers them the chance to stay at her bed and breakfast, they readily accept. A chance to earn money and to have room and board for free.

The place is a very cute Victorian style home with a portico and French doors and little lacy white trim work around all the awnings. The name of the B&B is "The Gingerbread House". When they get in, everything seems perfect. Beautiful setting, relaxing lifestyle, and simple chores. But over time they notice that the clients are little strange and that there seems to be a lot of extra food being made. Hansel disappears first, leaving Gretel alone in the house with this woman who is becoming more and more demanding and cruel. Gretel does some investigating and discovers that the guest house on the property is actually a brothel with various runaways or abandonees who have been made into wanton pleasure creatures, offering favors to the house's guests.

And for an extra plot twist, you could have the parents show up at the place. It was all the stepmother's idea.

 

[Fantasies_only]

I don't know. I don't actually remember much more than the gingerbread house.

But you could take the story forwards a few generations, and lose the magic.

Twin teenagers (18 of course) are kicked out for being overly obnoxious and abrasive with their new stepmother. Father doesn't really want to, but his balls are in a jar somewhere.

These kids figure they can prove that they can make it on their own. So when a friendly middle aged woman (mid to late 30's) offers them the chance to stay at her bed and breakfast, they readily accept. A chance to earn money and to have room and board for free.

The place is a very cute Victorian style home with a portico and French doors and little lacy white trim work around all the awnings. The name of the B&B is "The Gingerbread House". When they get in, everything seems perfect. Beautiful setting, relaxing lifestyle, and simple chores. But over time they notice that the clients are little strange and that there seems to be a lot of extra food being made. Hansel disappears first, leaving Gretel alone in the house with this woman who is becoming more and more demanding and cruel. Gretel does some investigating and discovers that the guest house on the property is actually a brothel with various runaways or abandonees who have been made into wanton pleasure creatures, offering favors to the house's guests.

And for an extra plot twist, you could have the parents show up at the place. It was all the stepmother's idea.

That's good, but I think an inscest twist is needed to be more erotic at the beginning.

Suppose instead of angry little brats (used in many other versions of the story) the whole house was of a swinger variety (mother/son/aunt, sister/brother/girlfriend, father/daughter/mistress).
The youngest children (18 and 19) and the boy's girlfriend, set out to find jobs and find some fresh meet to fuck.

I don't think there is much sense in making them twins if they aren't both girls (twin fantasy more frequent in males).

 

[Shendude]

Don't Hansel and Gretel seem a little too stupid for eighteen year olds? Even American eighteen year olds?

Stupid because of the breadcrumbs or because they ate the house?

Because, in the case of the breadcrumbs, something similar had worked previously, and they didn't have anything else to use.

And in the case of eating the house, they were fucking starving to death!

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Hansel & Gretel were German kids... Why can't a tale involving them have 18 year olds in it? The faerietale (prefering the Celtic spelling of faerie) wouldn't have to be written word for word. That's where an author's creative mind comes from.


However, did SEV ever say He wanted other tales in this thread or did He want ideas to Goldilocks only?