Good Morning....

[RedHairedandFriendly]

My body shivers as your kisses on my neck give me goosebumps and I let my hands slide down your back and rest at your hips..

(I have AIM)

 

[Laughing Tiger]

You're giving me goosebumps, too, so I propose we go to AIM

 

[SxxxyRdHd25]

Nothing wrong with that. It's quite charming.

 

[Dumpling]

~*HI*~
Thought I drop in and repay the Visit Thank you Ling

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

~*HI*~
Thought I drop in and repay the Visit Thank you Ling

Thanks!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I needed a quick smile and good laugh... so I read and bumped one of my first threads on Lit... If you read back, you'll see... I really was an innocent

 

[virgin_not]

Olaf and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches,he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya shure, I tink I haff a lighter", he replied.
Then reaching into his tackle box,he pulled out a BIC lighter in his hands.
"Vhere did yew get dat monster??"
"Vell", replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie."
You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked.
Ya, shure. Its right here in my tackle box," says Olaf.
"Could I see him?"
So Olaf opens his tackle box and sure enough,out pops the genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"
"Yes I will", says the genie.
So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks..flying
overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf.
:Yumpin" Yimmny I asked for a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS!"
Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew that da genie is hard of hearing. Do
yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch BIC?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Olaf and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches,he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya shure, I tink I haff a lighter", he replied.
Then reaching into his tackle box,he pulled out a BIC lighter in his hands.
"Vhere did yew get dat monster??"
"Vell", replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie."
You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked.
Ya, shure. Its right here in my tackle box," says Olaf.
"Could I see him?"
So Olaf opens his tackle box and sure enough,out pops the genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"
"Yes I will", says the genie.
So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks..flying
overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf.
:Yumpin" Yimmny I asked for a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS!"
Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew that da genie is hard of hearing. Do
yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch BIC?

Thanks... That was funny lol... I could use a 10 BIC () right about now lol

 

[virgin_not]

Thanks... That was funny lol... I could use a 10 BIC () right about now lol

Glad you like it

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Glad you like it

I did... and I needed it. It's sad when you have to hunt up old threads to make you smile. lol

 

[WantonWitch]

Finally a Red thread to say hi in Hi Red

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Finally a Red thread to say hi in Hi Red

Hi Witchie... The thread was there... it just got lost... lol... I was such an innocent my first days on lit.

 

[WantonWitch]

Hi Witchie... The thread was there... it just got lost... lol... I was such an innocent my first days on lit.

Been a long while since I bothered trawling through the back pages, too busy these days Not even sure I was born innocent

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Been a long while since I bothered trawling through the back pages, too busy these days Not even sure I was born innocent

You were the second person to visit me that day... I was distracted so you didn't come back

 

[WantonWitch]

You were the second person to visit me that day... I was distracted so you didn't come back

*Chuckles* I often do that I should make more of an effort to return to threads I've posted on, but then others get so busy I get distracted

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*Chuckles* I often do that I should make more of an effort to return to threads I've posted on, but then others get so busy I get distracted

It happens... this one will probably fade... I'm not interesting enough or I'll get lost in a write and disappear... lol...

 

[WantonWitch]

It happens... this one will probably fade... I'm not interesting enough or I'll get lost in a write and disappear... lol...

Lmao, oh no it won't, not now, folks'll start dropping in to say hi That one of mine was supposed to fade, it kind of grew a life of it's own.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Lmao, oh no it won't, not now, folks'll start dropping in to say hi That one of mine was supposed to fade, it kind of grew a life of it's own.

LOL... oh okay we'll see. so far its you and me... The Wanton Witchie and Red Thread.

 

[WantonWitch]

LOL... oh okay we'll see. so far its you and me... The Wanton Witchie and Red Thread.

*Grins* Two of the tastiest women on Lit

 

[DadsReady]

hi and good morning
what's the difference between broccoli and boogers??

kids will eat boogers.........hehe

hope everyone is having a wonderful day

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*Grins* Two of the tastiest women on Lit

Yes we are ~ Now how to snare them and trap them between us.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

hi and good morning
what's the difference between broccoli and boogers??

kids will eat boogers.........hehe

hope everyone is having a wonderful day

Hello DadsReady ~ Nice to see you and your AV this morning
I hope you have a wonderful day also.

 

[virgin_not]

A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now. Just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then repor it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note.


About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on the printer and went to investigate. Attached is what he found.


Sometimes things just don't come out the way you want them to.


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a3/Babes37/attachment.jpg

 

[WantonWitch]

hi and good morning
what's the difference between broccoli and boogers??

kids will eat boogers.........hehe

hope everyone is having a wonderful day

Lol, very good

Yes we are ~ Now how to snare them and trap them between us.

Quick, one drifted in, lock the doors !!!!

 

[DadsReady]

Hello DadsReady ~ Nice to see you and your AV this morning
I hope you have a wonderful day also.

thanks Red....luv your av too....