Good Morning....

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm bored and need entertained.....How is everyone this morning..

How about starting off with jokes.... Know any????

 

[Laughing Tiger]

98-year-old man walks into a whorehouse, dodders up to the madam, and says "Give me the works!"

The madam looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "Old-timer, I'm afraid you've had it."

The old man says "I have? How much do I owe you?"

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Good morning, Red!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

lol...

Morning!

 

[Laughing Tiger]

Hey there--what's happening on Venus?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

nothing pretty boring right now

 

[Laughing Tiger]

That is unfortunate. What would a more exciting morning entail?

 

[WantonWitch]

Hiya Red try looking back through the threads, you may find something that strikes your fancy in the back pages

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm doing that... I've answered some.. got tired of looking..too many choices..so I'm just sitting here dieing of boredom... But I'll survive...I hope.. unless I ____________________________(flatline)

 

[Laughing Tiger]

*mourning the passing of my new close personal friend, Red*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

awwww.. divine intervention.....I turned from the light and came back....

 

[WantonWitch]

*Chuckles* Yup there are a few ! Does take a while to find the good ones tho'

 

[Laughing Tiger]

Hoo hoo! Now, THAT was exciting, wasn't it?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well I'm trying.... giving 100%!!!! LOL

 

[Laughing Tiger]

Now that you have your new lease on life, what are you going to do?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I don't know yet... it's like a kid in a candy store..lol

 

[Laughing Tiger]

No, no, you were supposed to say "I'm going to live life to the fullest, and I'm going to start by jumping that Laughing Tiger!"

If you're so inclined, of course.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Tigers have claws and bite..........skeered....

 

[Laughing Tiger]

*sigh* We tigers are so misunderstood.

But it's not Angry Tiger, or Scary Tiger, or Psychotic Tiger...it's Laughing Tiger--he's friendly like Redhaired and Friendly!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

A friendly tiger...does this tiger purrrrr????

 

[Laughing Tiger]

All the time, especially when being petted. I save the exciting but non-threatening growl for special occasions.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

and to think i thought I'd be bored this morning but this is a nice thread after all..

 

[Laughing Tiger]

There you go. You just have to know where to look. Always go for the big cats first.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

careful... I'll start blushing with all this attention...

 

[Laughing Tiger]

Nothing wrong with that. It's quite charming.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I don't know red hair, red face...and if you throw in a red dress....awful lot of red...