goofy game

[redrider4u]

Re: 4.

where we can both

Good evening everyone.

pleasure the three of us

 

[Curious_Fem]

1.

If

 

[redrider4u]

Re: 1.

If

we mix

(hi there fem)

 

[SuperShyGuy]

2

If

you want

 

[Curious_Fem]

3.

we mix

(hi there fem)

our wishes together

going with red's because it was first.

 

[Dj_Maximus]

4.

our wishes together

going with red's because it was first.

we can somehow achieve

 

[redrider4u]

Re: 4.

we can somehow achieve

spiritual ecstasy beyond our knowing

 

[Dj_Maximus]

1.

spiritual ecstasy beyond our knowing

Alas,

 

[redrider4u]

Re: 1.

Alas,

the knowledge

 

[Dj_Maximus]

3.

the knowledge

we pass along

 

[redrider4u]

Re: 3.

we pass along

can cause heartbreak to

 

[edreams]

Re: Re: 3.

can cause heartbreak to

the ones closest to us!

 

[edreams]

1

Strawberries

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

2

Strawberries

2

(&) Whipped Cream

 

[edreams]

Re: 2

2

(&) Whipped Cream

within a bowl

 

[BooMerengue]

I hope y'all don't get mad but I have to share this w/ the world! Please pass it on! I laughed til I hurt!! And we all need a good laugh!!

Subject: Ask Dr. Laura...
Date: Tue, 1 Jul 2003 19:27:43 EDT

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a U.S. radio personality who
dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew,
homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus
18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a
U.S. resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny,
as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding
God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and
try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can.
When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for
example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly
states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need
some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other
specific laws and how to follow them:

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it
creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem
is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them.
Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned
in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be
a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is
in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The
problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women
take offense.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male
and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations.
A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not
Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath.
Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I
morally obligated to kill him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish
is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination
than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God
if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear
reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there
some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the
hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden
by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig
makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing
garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester
blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really
necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town
together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them
to death at a private family affair like we do with people who
sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)?

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident
you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is
eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,

Joe MacDougall
http://www.smily.at/smily/smily258.gif

 

[edreams]

beside the bed looking

 

[edreams]

cool and tasty wanna share?

 

[edreams]

Ice

 

[innocentnbama]

2

placed on

 

[redrider4u]

Re: 2

placed on

perky nipples

 

[edreams]

Re: Re: 2

perky nipples

produces erotic shivers

 

[redrider4u]

Re: Re: Re: 2

produces erotic shivers

that cause the cubes

 

[edreams]

5

that cause the cubes

To slowly melt drizzling water!

 

[edreams]

1

Muff