Govende

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a dormouse?

A clever advertising turn of phrase, aimed at college attendees, showing a building as both a 'dorm' and a 'house'.

What's advertising?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's advertising?

An elision from the world of marketing: adverb-teasing. It refers to the practice of enhancing a verb in a product description to make it seem more appealing to the consumers.

What are the consumers?

 

[AlinaX]

Consumers are a cult. They practice consummation, following group ceremonial marriage, in which all partners must lie with each other, followed by the ritual of annulment.

What's a bou- - ah, um, I mean, what's a bower?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's a bou- - ah, um, I mean, what's a bower?

Bowers are obsequious people who display variants of demi-prostration in the presence of anyone they suspect is superior to them. Less generously, they are known as Toffee-Nosed Toadies.


What are toads?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What are toads?

Those that instinctively move towards adverb-teasing devices, designs, and other detachments are considered "to-ads".

What is 'instinctive'?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is 'instinctive'?

"Instinctive" denotes a state of being dyed another color via the insertion of a tincture of that color into the very substance of the things so dyed.

What is substance?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is substance?

Standing, sitting, kneeling, crawling, or prone, a sub stance is immediately apparent to the skilled observer. The averted eyes, posture that greatly reduces physical threat, and often shivering, tremors, and/or tears in extreme cases all add to the determination.

What’s posture?

 

[EbersMoll]

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What’s posture?

Post Ure describes the period in the history of the British synth-pop band, ‘Ultravox’, after the departure of their founder and lead singer who featured on the almost chart-topping hit, ‘Vienna’.

What is synth-pop?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is synth-pop?

When carbonated beverages attain unnatural flavors such as ‘blue raspberry’, ‘prune conumme’, or ‘cola’, they become known as synth-pop.

What are flavors?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What are flavors?

Among the cognoscenti, "flavors" is an arcane bit of argot spoken sub rosa in reference to "gifts," or "favors," of a lingually concupiscent nature. The interpolation of the "l" signifies the source of the favor.


What is arcane?

 

[EbersMoll]

What is arcane?

In the, ‘Scouse’ dialect prevalent in the city of Liverpool, England, arcane differentiates the cane belonging to us, from different canes belonging to others.

What is scouse?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is scouse?

Pease porridge, hot.

What's breakfast?

 

[EbersMoll]

What's breakfast?

Break-fast is what automobile drivers do when the see a deer in the road.

What is deer?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is deer?

Deer are hooved mammals - ungulates. They are antler-bearing, with most but not all species shedding their antlers during part of the year and regrowing them prior to the breeding season.

Alternately, they are a digitally psychoactive substance that were named for a contraction (Digital beer).

Alternately, it's a term of endearment for the poor spellers of the world.


What *are* alternatives, anyways?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What *are* alternatives, anyways?

"Alter-natives" were programs instituted by colonial powers in an effort to transform indigenous peoples.

What is colonial?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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What is colonial?

Having to do with excretion of human waste

What’s waste?

 

[Beatrix_B]

Having to do with excretion of human waste

What’s waste?

waste /weɪst/ n. A sustainable paste alternative stationery manufacturers produce from recycling used condoms; commonly used to create the weird-tasting adhesive strip one licks to seal envelope flaps.

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What is masticate?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is masticate?

Mastication is a personal period of retreat and recovery focusing primarily around autoerotic behaviors, often but not necessarily including audio/video adult entertainments.



What is a behavior?

 

[Beatrix_B]

What is a behavior?

behavior /bəˈhāvyər/ n. A type of gangbang in which the sexual atmosphere closely resembles that of a beehive; specifically where a dominant female (the queen bee) demands that a group of male submissives (drones), acting as service tops, tend to her sexual desires by inseminating each of her orifices simultaneously.

What is emancipation?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is emancipation?

E-man-cipation is a recent development in online sex. The term refers to a male who is invited to join in with a group of women having a virtual bachelorette party.

What is "invite?"

 

[Beatrix_B]

What is "invite?"

invite /ɪnˈvaɪt/ n. A vaginally-inserted, vitamin suppository administered before intercourse to increase the odds of gestation, often associated with breeding fetish.

What is mitochondria?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is mitochondria?

A psychomedical condition characterized by an overwhelming concern that one's toes will suffer a variety of dreadful illnesses.


What is dreadful?

 

[Beatrix_B]

What is dreadful?

dreadful /ˈdredfəl/ n. Tangled or matted stands of hair found on or around unshaven genitals during oral sex.

What is ancestor?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is ancestor?

An "ancestor" is a relative from a prior generation who was known to engage in sexual relations with another relative.

What is "prior?"

 

[Beatrix_B]

What is "prior?"

prior /ˈprī(ə)r/ n. A male or female dominant, with a high-degree of investigative training, who specializes in consensual BDSM dynamics where blackmail and other forms of public humiliation occur as part of a negotiated power exchange.

What is inclusive?