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A Scottish contraction of "did you." usually posed as a question from a friend after one's returned from a date as in "D'ye do it in the back row?
What is "posed?"
posed /pōzd/ v. A slang term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse where one's partner uses his or her nose as a penetrative appendage during a sex act.
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Imp-personation is when a minor devil attempts to fool people into believing its cruel and mischievous-at-best actions are those of a human. This is discouraged by the angelic host, but successful imp-personation is still a large status symbol amongst the fallen.
What are 'people'?
people /ˈpēpəl/ n. An inflamed pustule resulting from excessive exposure to seminal fluid comprised of a lower than normal (acidic) pH, often occurring in and around the mouth, buttocks, and/or genitalia.
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What is pustule?
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/Pustule/ is one of a number of mid-western North American dialectical pronunciations for the period of time subsequent to Christmas and prior to New Year's Eve.
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personality - the phenomenon that engenders a toddler's will to say "no" to everything. What's a phenomenon?
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Phenomenon show hints of repetitive futures. (Pheno Omen on)
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Repetitive: The term applied to the sound crickets make to find mats. Specifically, it references the sound the wings make when moving towards each other, rather than away, but only after the pitch, duration and intervals have been consistent for at least 592 chirps.
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Chorus is an irreverent game of banter born in the ashes of WW2. People searching for lost works of art and lost possessions would try to guess whether it had ended up in a Swiss bank vault or a Yankee's private collection.
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What is a vault?
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A vault is a leap over an arched recess wherein is secured treasures of dubious value. A successful metavault, if you will, signals a transcendence of worldly and churchly pride.
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A past tense variant of a word meaning the leveraging of multiple female family members' presence and abilities to add perceived value and self-worth.
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'Past-tense' denotes a state of sublime relaxation subsequent to an episode of overwhelming physical, intellectual, and/or moral stress.
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Typically found in regions with sand over convoluted limestone and other rock layers, a denote is a drier version of a cenote.
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Convoluted - an informal term used by mathematicians to describe the result when a cosecant wave is overlaid by a cotangent in order visually demonstrate the plotting of their means. Sometimes facetiously described as "what happens with a daddy cosecant and a mommy cotangent love each other very much." The term is widely despised among math students.
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A stoner's question about a new acquaintance named Mathew. "Matt? He? Matt? Is an?
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The term, "stoners," collectively applies to the human inhabitants of a prehistoric era depicted in an animated series produced by Hanna-Barbera, featuring two families living surprisingly modern life during the Stone Age, made possible in no small part by peculiarly cooperative animals taking the place of modern appliances like garbage disposals, showers, vacuum cleaners, and lawnmowers.
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The lie of (most any) mobile device's application, that it will be helpful in some manner without excessive cost or unmentioned vulnerabilities.
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Mobile device is slang for any type of equipment that goes AWOL, usually assumed to be stolen. Example: My portable generator became a mobile device last night. Like I'm supposed to believe that my portable generator just grew legs and walked off? Yeah, right.
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Oral sex either while inebriated to a state where verbiage gets mangled, or with a partner in such a state, can involve potable genitals, which may be corrupted occasionally into "port*HIC*able generrrrators" or the like.
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In-e-briated? is a Cockney question as to another's brilliance i.e in e briated me ole trubble an strife? Isn't he brilliant my old wife?
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That's where you fall under the cruel control of a sadist plastic surgeon with a weird set of fetishes, ending up kneeling on (new or moved) male genitalia.
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