Granny’s getting it

[Brandnewbuddy]

I fall into the trap of only thinking of dirty old men. But I know lots of active older women so how about a thread for them?

1. Retired woman takes a job to keep busy or help fill the gaps in her social security. At first she thinks she won’t have much to talk about with her young coworkers but due to trends coming back around she finds a similar interest (I was thinking she’s an old school gamer but maybe music) and makes some friends. Younger coworkers think she’s pretty cool and even more when she invites them back to her place. At first it’s just to hang but over a few sessions but eventually one of her coworkers let her know they’d like to get with her in a more intimate way, which surprises her but in a most welcome way.

2. (Loosely based on a couple of people I knew). Adult bookstore is run by a sweet old woman who happily gives reccomendations. Want to try out a dvd before buying? She’ll turn on tge arcade just for you. Course it’s against the law to be jacking it in there…so she might just take a break with you to make sure you don’t get in trouble. Don’t believe a toy would feel good or not sure how it works ? Well hop on into the back and she’ll show you how!

Any idea involving an older woman getting some

 

[Rob_Royale]

 

[Rob_Royale]

Aging flower child, on a limited budget decides to open up a yoga studio in her home. The only coach in the neighborhood is a creepy fella, so she is swamped with interested practitioners. After being a widow for three years, she lets the first student who tries to seduce her do so, and things get a whole lot more interesting from there.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Fantasy and sci fi ideas are fine too:

Fantasy: orcs accidentally mix up the queen’s coach with the the queen mother’s coach. Well they aren’t sure how much to ask for in ransom so QM decides to entertain herself with her young strapping orc captors (“forgive me dear, I need help bathing myself sometimes…oops, it seems I got you all wet. Better strip down and join me”)…soon letter is Sen by the QM, asking the royal family to grant the orcs some land and make them her official bodyguards.

Sci-fi: older woman gets an assistant robot to help with her PT/OT and general health. When the robot asks her what her goals are she says “I want to get back to being able to put my legs behind my head” robot asks why she would want to do that and she then shows it pictures of what she used to do with young men and women. Robot says it understands and begins a yoga routine. MC chuckles but completes it, only to find robot has made some modifications to its modular crotch as it wants to make sure she has regained her flexibility…well, since he’s offering.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Aging flower child, on a limited budget decides to open up a yoga studio in her home. The only coach in the neighborhood is a creepy fella, so she is swamped with interested practitioners. After being a widow for three years, she lets the first student who tries to seduce her do so, and things get a whole lot more interesting from there.

Love that idea as it feels like it could happen in real life. Yoga is good for any age and can get the blood flow going as well as people often get close with their personal trainer so I could see an ex hippie getting to get some free love with her yoga students.

 

[ClintonBrooks]

I fall into the trap of only thinking of dirty old men. But I know lots of active older women so how about a thread for them?

1. Retired woman takes a job to keep busy or help fill the gaps in her social security. At first she thinks she won’t have much to talk about with her young coworkers but due to trends coming back around she finds a similar interest (I was thinking she’s an old school gamer but maybe music) and makes some friends. Younger coworkers think she’s pretty cool and even more when she invites them back to her place. At first it’s just to hang but over a few sessions but eventually one of her coworkers let her know they’d like to get with her in a more intimate way, which surprises her but in a most welcome way.

Any idea involving an older woman getting some

Our dear woman was once an amatuer opera singer. She shares this in the Target employee break room while she's on break, chatting with young Brandon. He's intrigued, as he has a good voice and wants to compete on The Voice. He asks her to teach him, and she agree's.

Part of the training has her holding his neck so she can feel his vocal chords as he's singing. It's surprisingly intimate, for the both of them. Suddenly, there is tension in the air as their eyes dart back and forth...

 

[Rob_Royale]

I'm just enthralled with the thought of a hot widow or divorcee discovering she's not gotten half the sex she wanted and now has no reason not to go and discover everything!
"Diane, if you want, you can send your son's eagle scout unit over to my place to use the pool. It's been hardly used since the kids moved away."

 

[Rob_Royale]

It's easy when you're young and less confident to start a relationship and embrace monogamy. You both agree to it and it makes you feel close and assured that this person is just yours forever.

But as you get older, you know that this person is yours forever, no matter what and suddenly the idea of seeing them with another person doesn't seem so earth shattering. In fact, it's kinda hot.

So Tom and Doris, have both gotten there mentally and emotionally and are wondering how to broach the subject, recalling just how adamant they had been about monogamy thirty years ago.

I think this process alone could be a decent story.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Stripper often pops by the all night diner after work to get breakfast where she strikes up a relationship with the owner: a silver haired woman who has owned it for decades.

Owner hears her financial woes and cuts to the chase: she’d like stripper to move in with her: she isn’t a millionaire but she can take care of her and give her a stable home. MC says she’s not looking for charity when owner leans in close and tells her

“Darling, this ain’t charity. I’m too old to be farting around with dating and love games or what have you. I have a king size bed that gets cold when it’s just me, a hot tub with space for two and a wine cooler that is begging to be cracked open. And more importantly I got hankering for some pussy and a pussy that’s begging for more than my fingers: it can be for a night or for what’s left of my time here but that’s what I’m interested in and what I’m offering.”

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

MC always wants young people to stay engaged in politics so now that she’s retired she volunteers to help with voter registration. She sees some young men walk by her booth and she asks if they’re registered, they tell her they aren’t and she begins the usual spiel but notices at least a couple of them are looking at her cleavage, so she pops a button in full view of them, letting them know she’s going down-to the poles.

A couple of the guys scoff but later one or more come back with the completed paperwork and she shows them her appreciation for participating in their civic duty.